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Eminem( Slim Shady )
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My Mom - Album Version (Edited)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the first Here we go now
My mom loved Valium and lots of **** That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of **** That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on Valium
Valium was in everything', food that I ate The water that I drank, f***in' peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an under-a-f***in'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either 'What the f**k you stickin' gum up under the f***in' seat for?'
'Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffin' ether Either that or the ************'s been puffin' reefer' But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
*** in a tea cup? *****, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the **** you keep on f****n' with me for? ****, you need to leave me the **** alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and color a ****in' zebra
My mom loved Valium and lots of **** That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of **** That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
'Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner' 'You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of pain **** Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes'
'You little mother****er, I'll make you sit there And make that **** **** face without even tastin' it You better lick the f-kin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again'
'And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till next Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't finished it, I use the same sh*t again Then when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the s***'
'You little ****, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't sent us shit Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com And so what if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid'
My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom I know that I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of **** That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of **** That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Valium Now all I am is a party animal I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish Wit' me Valium spinach But my buzz only last about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it without you in it I can't even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my Valium
Man, I never thought that I could ever be a **** addict Nah, **** that, I can't have it happen to me But that's actually what has ended up happenin', a tragedy ******' passin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She ****ed the f****n' dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a ****in' aspirin and say that it has a headache
'Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fu****' brat? Look at that, it's a ..., take it and take a nap Eat it,' 'But I don't need it,' 'Well, **** then break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up'
'All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin' I'll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin'' Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and lots of **** That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of **** That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my momma
Sorry Mom, I still love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this junk is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on outta here
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