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Eminem( Slim Shady )

My Mom - Album Version (Edited)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, alright, yo, yo
Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the first
Here we go now

My mom loved Valium and lots of ****
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of ****
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom

My mom, my mom
I know you're probably little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom
Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked on Valium

Valium was in everything', food that I ate
The water that I drank, f***in' peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
So everyday I have at least three stomach aches

Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under-a-f***in'-chiever?
My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either
'What the f**k you stickin' gum up under the f***in' seat for?'

'Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffin' ether
Either that or the ************'s been puffin' reefer'
But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought

*** in a tea cup? *****, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin'
What the **** you keep on f****n' with me for?
****, you need to leave me the **** alone, I ain't playin'
Go find you a white crayon and color a ****in' zebra

My mom loved Valium and lots of ****
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of ****
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom

'Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner'
'You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I?
Now here's a plate full of pain ****
Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes'

'You little mother****er, I'll make you sit there
And make that **** **** face without even tastin' it
You better lick the f-kin' plate, you ain't wastin' it
Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again'

'And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place
Spinnin' again till next Thanksgivin'
And if you still ain't finished it, I use the same sh*t again
Then when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the s***'

'You little ****, wanna sit there and play innocent
A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it
Child support, your father, he ain't sent us shit
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And so what if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid'

My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom
I know that I should let bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on

'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of ****
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of ****
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom

My mom loved Valium
Now all I am is a party animal
I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish
Wit' me Valium spinach
But my buzz only last about two minutes

But I don't wanna swallow it without you in it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
My Valium, my Valium

Man, I never thought that I could ever be a **** addict
Nah, **** that, I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually what has ended up happenin', a tragedy
******' passin' it up, catchin' me

And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it?
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, mom. Beautiful!
She ****ed the f****n' dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a ****in' aspirin and say that it has a headache

'Here, want a snack, you hungry, you fu****' brat?
Look at that, it's a ..., take it and take a nap
Eat it,' 'But I don't need it,' 'Well, **** then break it up
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up'

'All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin''
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead

My mom loved Valium and lots of ****
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of ****
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom

My mom, I'm just like her
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my momma

Sorry Mom, I still love you though
Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this junk is hella hard, homie
Yo, take us on outta here





Eminem( Slim Shady )
Miscellaneous 4
Album songs
1.3) Stan
2.9) Remember Me
3.10) I'm Back
4.Bitch Please Ll
5.Go To Sleep Bitch
6.Bitch Please Part 2
7.Marshall Mathers LP
8.Public Service Announcement 20
9.Get U Mad
10.My Daddy's Gone Crazy
11.When The Music Stops [Feat. D12]
12.I Remember (Dedication To Whitey Ford)
13.Just Don't Give A F*** - Clean Version
14.Eminem - Stan
15.Stan. Feat, Dido
16.I Just Dont Give A Fuck
17.Just Don't Give
18.Ass Like That (Produced By Dr)
19.Like Toy Soldiers (Produced By Eminem)
20.Evil Deeds (Produced By Dr. Dre)
21.Eminem - Without Me (Dirty)
22.Eminem-Cleaning Out My Closet
23.Criminal I
24.Crazy In Love (Produced By Eminem)
25.18) Criminal
26.No One's Iller Then Me
27.Stan (Clean Version)
28.Renegade
29.Shake That
30.8Mile 1st battle
31.Patiently Waiting (50 Cent Jumped Into Crowd)
32.Say Goodbye To Hollywood Instrumental
33.Kings Never Die (feat. Gwen Stefani)
34.When the Music Stop
35.Survival of the Fittest
36.Real Slim Shady
37.Come on In (Verse)
38.Just Don't Give - Album Version (Edited)
39.By My Side
40.Space Bound (Clean)
41.Evil Twin - Skit
42.Dr. West - Skit (Edited)
43.Steve Berman - Skit (Edited)
44.Beautiful - Album Version (Edited)
45.Deja Vu - Album Version (Edited)
46.Must Be The Ganja - Album Version (Edited)
47.Stay Wide Awake - Album Version (Edited)
48.Paul - Skit (Edited)
49.Same Song & Dance - Album Version (Edited)
50.Tonya - Skit (Edited)
51.My Mom - Album Version (Edited) (Modify)
52.3 a.m. - Album Version (Edited)
53.Mr. Mathers - Skit
54.Evil Deeds - Album Version (Edited)
55.Ricky Ticky Toc - Album Version (Edited)
56.Love You More - Album Version (Edited)
57.We As Americans - Album Version (Edited)
58.Final Thought (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
59.Crazy In Love - Album Version (Edited)
60.Em Calls Paul (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
61.Big Weenie - Album Version (Edited)
62.Rain Man - Album Version (Edited)
63.Paul (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
64.Puke - Album Version (Edited)
65.Mosh - Album Version (Edited)
66.Yellow Brick Road - Album Version (Edited)
67.Just Lose It - Album Version (Edited)
68.Ken Kaniff - Skit (Explicit)
69.3 a.m. - Travis Barker Remix, Explicit Version
70.Business - Live Audio Version
71.Rabbit Run - Soundtrack Version (Explicit)
72.Rabbit Run - Soundtrack Version
73.Sing For The Moment - Instrumental Version
74.Business - A Capella Version
75.Shady Narcotics - Album Version (Edited)
76.Public Enemy #1 - Album Version (Edited)
77.No Apologies - Album Version (Edited)
78.8 Mile - Soundtrack Version (Edit)
79.The Real Slim Shady - Live (Explicit)
80.Shake That - Album Version (Edited)- SUPERCLEAN
81.When I'm Gone - Album Version (Edited)
82.Mockingbird - Album Version (Edited)
83.Like Toy Soldiers - Album Version (Edited)
84.The Conspiracy (Freestyle) - DJ Green Lantern Version
85.Not Afraid (live at T in the Park)
86.Phenomenal ((From 'Southpaw'))
87.My Name Is (a cappella)
88.Superman (clean radio edit)
89.Ass Like That (edited version)
90.Business (live)
91.Cleanin' Out My Closet (radio edit)
92.Stimulate (Non-Album Track)
93.When I'm Gone (clean version)
94.Berzerk (Workout Mix by Chani)
95.Sing for the Moment (clean radio edit)
96.We Made You (clean)
97.Stan (director's cut video)
98.I Run Rap (Massive Trip Blnd)
99.Bullys Pt.2