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Eminem( Slim Shady )

Get U Mad

Eminem F
Yo yo! Mic check
Testing one, two
Fuck, my nuts

My attitude is worse than NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people
Who ain't have shit to do with it, like Cool J does
(My tattoo!)
You see me standin' outside of your buildin', screamin'

Puffy is good, but Slim Shady is for the children!
(Hey wait)
I look at my life in a new light fuck it
Give me two mics; I write songs for me fuck what you like
You're probably hear me rap half-hearted
'Cause I don't like rap anyway

I'm just tryin' to get my porno career started
Every place and event [Unverified]been there, done that [Unverified]
Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
Come on, let's go! Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters

Lesson One, Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two, Face em and diss 'em
(What up dog?)
Don't give em a demo, kidnap 'em
(I want you to come with me)
And make em come to your basement and listen
(You're gonna fuckin' check this out)

Lesson Three, Get a job at a label, switch demos with Canibus
And put yours on the owner's table
(Here listen!)
Lesson Four, know you heard this before
Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!

Don't act like a fan you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
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Lesson Five, Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street

I ain't givin' you shit bitch don't even bother askin' me
(Get away from me)
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin'
'Cause I'm always shittin' when I'm rappin' like Master P
Got a blow job from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
My balls broke both of her collarbones

Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah
(It's all about me)
Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and gonorrhea
(You're a dick!)
And all three of my main girls said see ya
'Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin' Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!)

I splish splash while I'm takin' a bath
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash fuckin' your wife in the ass
(Oh! Ooh Shady! Ooh!')
While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I hurt your self-esteem
And you get dissed too bad
(Yo why you diss me?)
You know I just be sayin' that to get U mad
And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had
(A big dick!)

You know I just be sayin' that to get U mad
I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!
You know I just be sayin' that to get U mad
He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!
[Nurse! Nurse!]
You know I just be sayin' that to get U mad

What a wonderful day, I should go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! I was just about to toss a live grenade
(Oh hi!)
In your driveway and drive away

Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood drippin' from it, rippin' your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow

Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
Wagin' wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage
With [Unverified]Agent Orange [Unverified]
And wiped my ass with his page in Source

The demon is here, steamin this year
I rip voice box out, scream in his ear
It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it
Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it
'Yeah I don't think this guy is well' I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin'
Lay your nuts on the dresser just your nut sack by itself
And bang them shits with a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and sew your head right back
And leave you like that

You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin' to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with strep throat
While your mother was breastfeeding

And gave her the flesh-eating disease
I'm iller than takin' a hammer and beatin' your knees
And walkin' through South Central L.A., bleedin' in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?)

Wakin' up the next day in breathin' machines
Flashin' back to being shot and repeatin' the scenes
On how you just got smoked, and if you do live
You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke

So, if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
You know I just be sayin' that to get U mad
And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had
You know I just be sayin' that to get U mad

I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad
You know I just be sayin' that to get U mad
He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad
You know I just be sayin' that to get U mad

I know that makes you real mad, don't it?
That's right, Slim Shady Sway & Tech
Sprayin' wreck
And we don't give a heck
Or a damn or a fuck or a shit
So suck my motherfuckin' dick

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Eminem( Slim Shady )
Miscellaneous 4
Album songs
1.3) Stan
2.9) Remember Me
3.10) I'm Back
4.Bitch Please Ll
5.Go To Sleep Bitch
6.Bitch Please Part 2
7.Marshall Mathers LP
8.Public Service Announcement 20
9.Get U Mad (Modify)
10.My Daddy's Gone Crazy
11.When The Music Stops [Feat. D12]
12.I Remember (Dedication To Whitey Ford)
13.Just Don't Give A F*** - Clean Version
14.Eminem - Stan
15.Stan. Feat, Dido
16.I Just Dont Give A Fuck
17.Just Don't Give
18.Ass Like That (Produced By Dr)
19.Like Toy Soldiers (Produced By Eminem)
20.Evil Deeds (Produced By Dr. Dre)
21.Eminem - Without Me (Dirty)
22.Eminem-Cleaning Out My Closet
23.Criminal I
24.Crazy In Love (Produced By Eminem)
25.18) Criminal
26.No One's Iller Then Me
27.Stan (Clean Version)
29.Shake That
30.8Mile 1st battle
31.Patiently Waiting (50 Cent Jumped Into Crowd)
32.Say Goodbye To Hollywood Instrumental
33.Kings Never Die (feat. Gwen Stefani)
34.When the Music Stop
35.Survival of the Fittest
36.Real Slim Shady
37.Come on In (Verse)
38.Just Don't Give - Album Version (Edited)
39.By My Side
40.Space Bound (Clean)
41.Evil Twin - Skit
42.Dr. West - Skit (Edited)
43.Steve Berman - Skit (Edited)
44.Beautiful - Album Version (Edited)
45.Deja Vu - Album Version (Edited)
46.Must Be The Ganja - Album Version (Edited)
47.Stay Wide Awake - Album Version (Edited)
48.Paul - Skit (Edited)
49.Same Song & Dance - Album Version (Edited)
50.Tonya - Skit (Edited)
51.My Mom - Album Version (Edited)
52.3 a.m. - Album Version (Edited)
53.Mr. Mathers - Skit
54.Evil Deeds - Album Version (Edited)
55.Ricky Ticky Toc - Album Version (Edited)
56.Love You More - Album Version (Edited)
57.We As Americans - Album Version (Edited)
58.Final Thought (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
59.Crazy In Love - Album Version (Edited)
60.Em Calls Paul (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
61.Big Weenie - Album Version (Edited)
62.Rain Man - Album Version (Edited)
63.Paul (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
64.Puke - Album Version (Edited)
65.Mosh - Album Version (Edited)
66.Yellow Brick Road - Album Version (Edited)
67.Just Lose It - Album Version (Edited)
68.Ken Kaniff - Skit (Explicit)
69.3 a.m. - Travis Barker Remix, Explicit Version
70.Business - Live Audio Version
71.Rabbit Run - Soundtrack Version (Explicit)
72.Rabbit Run - Soundtrack Version
73.Sing For The Moment - Instrumental Version
74.Business - A Capella Version
75.Shady Narcotics - Album Version (Edited)
76.Public Enemy #1 - Album Version (Edited)
77.No Apologies - Album Version (Edited)
78.8 Mile - Soundtrack Version (Edit)
79.The Real Slim Shady - Live (Explicit)
80.Shake That - Album Version (Edited)- SUPERCLEAN
81.When I'm Gone - Album Version (Edited)
82.Mockingbird - Album Version (Edited)
83.Like Toy Soldiers - Album Version (Edited)
84.The Conspiracy (Freestyle) - DJ Green Lantern Version
85.Not Afraid (live at T in the Park)
86.Phenomenal ((From 'Southpaw'))
87.My Name Is (a cappella)
88.Superman (clean radio edit)
89.Ass Like That (edited version)
90.Business (live)
91.Cleanin' Out My Closet (radio edit)
92.Stimulate (Non-Album Track)
93.When I'm Gone (clean version)
94.Berzerk (Workout Mix by Chani)
95.Sing for the Moment (clean radio edit)
96.We Made You (clean)
97.Stan (director's cut video)
98.I Run Rap (Massive Trip Blnd)
99.Bullys Pt.2