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- Singer Intro
Bo Burnham( Robert Pickering Burnham )
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I'm Bo Yo
What's that?
My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes?
With three songs that have never been heard on the internet?
Huh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AIDS?
I would have guessed scurvy.
Well, see you later ghost of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Wanna hear a rap?
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
They could probably 'tie the knot' in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
Girl, if your into a rimmin' its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shit's so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin'
I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youth bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think you're better, you're not
Don't need a sweater, I'm hot
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g-spot
What the hell's a g-spot
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around, you got a third world country (whirled cunt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
You're playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
You're pushin' 'em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that crack, excuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphragm, ass looks like you're hidin' ham.
First base, we're making out
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
Third base, I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know
Said I just don't care
My flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can spell and smell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better, you're not
Don't need a sweater, I'm hot
You got two eyes ... only got one shot
Yeah...
Cuz girls are like donuts when I be bustin Bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
Casue I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.
YO!
My girl's epileptic cause shes the one I'm jerkin' with
Come on you Asian child laborer show me what you're workin' with...
Ooh, large machinery?
Cuz there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
I'm talking bout religious sects, like a Mormon sect?
That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects can't be different, the sex can't be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause you left the game
And if that don't feel right, then you can write my name
Cuz I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better, you're not
Don't need a sweater, I'm hot
If I can't think of another rhyme then I ought ... to ... think of one
Yeah, break this down, man
Yo, yo
Look past the skin, look at the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If you're imagining this, then I'm a chronic figment
Yeah ... feel it
Ready?
Man, my junk's so long that it hangs and swings,
So at the nude beach people think I'm lookin' for lost rings
Play the skin flute, your big boy sings
If you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Oh,yeah
Come on!
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin'
Cuz I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If I'm in the closet, you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
Yeeeah
YO!
Cuz I'm Bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better you're not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G that can really find your g-spot
I'm a real G that can really find your g-spot, oh
Oh my god, go buy my EP on iTunes ... right now, go right now while I stall
Buy it right now
Out!
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