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Bo Burnham( Robert Pickering Burnham )
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I'm a faggot, I'm a retard,
I got a girl's bag and a V-card.
I got three friends and a wack-ass ride
You can judge by the cover 'cause it's shitty on the inside.
No girl's wanna fuck me, trust me,
I don't give a fuck, don't adjust me, just please
Shut your face-hole for just one second.
'Fuck you, faggot. You're so fucking dumb.'
Dumb? I'm the dumb one?
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Calm down Bo, just count to 10, um
1, 2, 3- Whore, I mean 4, shit
3, 4, 5- Bitch, I mean 6, shit.
I quit, I've got no patience
You won, I'll face it
Your life peaks at graduation,
Well congratu-fucking-lations.
[Hook]
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The faggots, the spastic fat chicks
Who sit in the back with
No one to do their lab with, the
(Nerds)
Kid with acne, and
Tons of Proactiv
Packed inside his backpack
I got your back, kid.
And do you know why, kid
I can rap so mean?
'Cause I was reading while you
Were fucking the prom queen.
Huddled up reading,
No lacrosse team.
'Huddle up, huddle up,'
What? You lost me.
Sorry bro, did I interrupt the
Circle of jerks all circle-jerking?
I need saving? No, fuck no.
Quoth the raven? No, fuck Poe.
Ah shit, I'm bitching listening.
They don't know what they're missing, for instance
I like poetry, I like instruments.
Maybe we have similar interests.
But it's no fall balls, no balls fall,
Just sit and scrawl on the stall walls.
At 3:00 pm I pause.
*RING*
That shit sounds like applause
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[Hook]
She stood in line and got cut.
Tried out; got cut.
Liked art but the budget got cut.
Then she got numb and she only felt when she knelt and cut.
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[Hook]
I know it's bad kid.
I got your back kid.
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