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Shane Dawson
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Blank Space Parody
My girlfriend got into my car,
Told me to listen to her new CD.
What the fuck are you smoking,
Do I look 14?
'No, trust me.
It's so great.
I'm totally #Teamtaytay.
Come on just give it a play.'
Later on I dropped her off.
She left her new Taylor CD.
So I decided to put it on.
What's the worst that could happen?
Oh my God,
What a sick beat.
Her voice sounds so soft and sweet.
All these lyrics are relating to me.
I can listen to this til' my life ends.
So I listen while I'm lifting,
She gives me energy.
And I listen in the shower,
When I'm making love to me.
I listen when I'm hurting,
Her ballads are everything.
It's like I'm never lonely,
Like she's my best friend.
She's always tweeting,
Inspirational quotes.
And then I read them,
At the time I need them most.
I think about her when I'm,
Having sex with my girlfriend.
Because she is my soulmate.
'What?'
I've gotta make a plan.
1st I have to get rid of my current girlfriend.
I have to make it look like it was an accident like,
Hey Lisa,
Get in here quick.
Your dog is barfing, I think it's sick.
Oh no there is so much blood.
(Gasps)
(Whispers)
Now I don't have a girlfriend.
Hey Taylor, here I come.
I've got your favorite flowers.
A tattoo of your name.
I hope you feel the same baby,
Cause I'm on my way.
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Oh, you look so cute up in your bedroom.
Oh, I can't wait to be up their with you soon.
'Hey sir, who are you? Can I help you?'
Sure, smell these flowers.
Don't you think they smell good?
(Stabbing sounds)
(Whispers)
Now I'm opening the front door.
I think I smell her scent.
Now I'm checking out the nicknacks.
(Gasps)
We both like Titanic.
And then I here a loud scream.
I turn around and I see,
It's my beautiful Taylor.
Tay-lor, it's me.
Then she runs away screaming.
Lol, she's so funny.
She locks herself in the bathroom.
guess we're playing Hide-&-seek.
Oh, silly Taylor, baby,
I can hear you breathe.
Hey, remember your hit song,
'You Belong With Me'?
So she runs to the bedroom.
She's playing hard to get.
I get destracted by the closet.
She looks so pretty in red.
Hey Taytay, can you wear this,
The first time we make love?
Just give me a kiss, baby.
You'll feel the same.
Hugh, I didn't feel a connection, did you?
'No!'
What? Weird.
Cause I was thinking, I was thinking we were gonna, you know. But, well.
Just one more thing.
I guess I was all wrong.
Maybe we're not soulmates.
I miss read the situation,
I have another destiny.
I'm not supposed to be with her,
I'm supposed to be her.
But, I can't be her.
So I'll just wear her face.
(Gasps)
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