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Shane Dawson

Famous Youtuber

Hi! My name's Shane Dawson. I'm a famous youtuber.
With lots of fans and lots of money and both of those things make me very happy
Honest!
If you want to be a famous youtuber like me, just follow these steps
Here we go
If you want to be a famous youtube star, I've got lots of tips
If you want to be a famous youtube star, just listen to this
Go to college for film making
Take a class on creative writing
Don't forget your buisness masters degree
Haha! Just kidding
'Cause all you need, is to facetune all your selfies
Look like a cartoon!
And act like you're eighteen, even though you're really thirty three
Crow's feet!
And make lots of money, selling literally everything
Because one day, you'll be nothing
If you want to be a famous youtube star, exploit your relationships
Babe get over here!
Make sure all your video thumbnails are, you and the girl you're with
And even if you're fighting everyday, pretend like your love life is going great
Tag all your pics with #relationshipgoals
I think we should break up.
Okay!
I'll get a million views on our break up vid
I'm so sad!
I wish I had some kids, so I could force them to do challenges
Eat it!
I want a health crisis, so I can vlog the recovery process
Oh no, I'm dying
Just kidding! Only on the inside
Ohhh - e - Oh!
Refresh your social media page all day and all night
Ohhh - e - Oh!
You never ever have to go outside
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Ohhh - e - Oh!
I havn't showered for like thirty days
Ohhh - e - Oh!
It doesn't matter 'cause everyone that cares about me is behind a screen
Hi friends!
Hi Shane!
Without you guys, I'd be literally nothing!
*Gasp* Oh no! Well, I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later.
Good thing I prepared for this. *gasp* Wow!
That was close! Ha!
If you want to be a famous youtube star, prank all your youtube friends
Gotcha!
Force them to do dumb ass challenges, that are stupid and dangerous
There's so much blood!
And then when you hit ten million subs, throw a party for you and all your buds
Uploading pics on insta with #squadgoalsaf
Come on guys!
Guys? Hello?
Huh, I guess nobody got the invite. That's wierd
Make sure that all your tweets, are about all your buisness meetings
I'm actually just going to chipotle!
Vlog your entire day, even when you're out driving
And last but not least, make sure you have a plan B
For your life, 'cause soon no one will be watching
Nope!
No one will be watching
Ahahaha! Well there you guys go.
Hope you enjoyed the tips!
And make sure to hit that like button!
'Cause every like is another day that I don't guzzle down this bleach and cause a slow painful death
Hahahaha!
Bye