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Fatty Mcgee
[typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors]
[talking quietly]
M1:'ms. murphy is such a pain, man.'
M2:'we just had a test a week ago. now we gotta take another one tommorrow. this sucks!'
M1:'and it counts for 80 percent of our grade.'
M2:'well we better study our butts off.'
M1:'well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.'
M2:'ok, enough talking, let's study!'
M1:'all right.'
[turning pages]
[heavy steps]
M2: 'uh oh'
M1: 'oh no! fatty mcgee is coming. we'll never get any studying done with him in the library.'
[heavy steps continue]
M2: 'oh god, he's taking the stairs! that means he's going to be way out of breath!'
[fatty whining, try to catch breath]
M1: 'oh no, he's going to sit with us.'
Fatty: [annoying whining voice]'hey fellas, studying for the big test?'
M1: 'uh, yes fatty, we were.'
Fatty: [still trying to catch breath]'great! i'll join ya.'
[fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
M2: 'hey fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?'
Fatty: 'no, no, i'm catching it!'
[fatty continuing to whine and snort]
M1: 'ok, ok fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate.'
Fatty: [continuing to wheeze and whine louder]'sure, no problem.'
M1: 'oh man.'
Fatty: [still snorting and whining loudly]'this test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.'
[whining continues even louder]
M1: 'yes fatty, we know, we just said that.'
[wheezing continues a little softer]
M2: 'fatty! please keep it down!'
[fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
M2: 'is he sleeping!?'
M1: 'no, it's his deviated sceptum. seriously fatty, keep the breathing down.' [snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
M2: 'ahh geez fatty, what's wrong with you!?'
Fatty: [pausing, snorting]'i'm trying.'
[whining continues]
M1: 'fatty, you know what's going to happen! stop breathing so heavy! please we gotta study!'
[whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
M2: 'oh no, that one's going to do it!'
[fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
M2: 'fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!'
Fatty: [continuing his loud annoying whine]'i'm sorry!'
Fireman ray: 'fire! man the building!'
M1: 'sorry fireman ray, it's not the fire alarm.'
Fireman ray: 'fatty mcgee, is that you again!?'
Fatty: [stillin whining annoyingly]'yes.' [snort]'sorry.' [snort]
Fireman ray: 'didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?'
Fatty: [whiney voice]'but i like the stairs!'
Fireman ray: [annoyed]'why!?'
Fatty: [still whining horribly]'they're fun!'
Fireman ray: 'oh fatty mcgee, you're the fattest!'
[everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[raspberry]
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