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Teenage Love On The Phone
Richie：'so ya doin' good?'
Samantha：'ya, i'm fine, how 'bout you?'
Richie：'how good could i be? i haven't seen you in three hours.'
Samantha：'ohhh, richie. hey richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't want me on the phone. so if i hang up on you, it's just because he's coming.'
Richie：'ok. so look, uh, do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi...'
[she hangs up phone]
[phone rings]
Richie: 'hello?'
Samantha: 'sorry, i thought he was coming.'
Richie: 'that's ok. so, about the dance. do you wanna meet
Samantha: 'umm, well my brother gets the car on friday nights.'
Richie: 'well that's ok, i'll come by and get you. lets say around...'
[she hangs up phone]
Richie: 'come on..'
[phone rings]
Richie: 'hey.'
Samantha: 'sorry. i guess he was just going to the bathroom.'
Richie: 'that's ok. well look, uh.. what was i saying? oh yeah, should i pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..'
[she hangs up the phone again]
Richie: 'give me a break...'
[phone rings]
Richie: 'hello.'
Samantha: 'sorry. it was just my dog.'
Richie: 'hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? why can't we talk?'
Samantha: 'he just thinks i'm on the phone too much. oh my god, uh, i gotta go.'
Richie: 'don't hang up!'
Samantha: 'richie, i can't talk!'
Richie: 'no, i'm sick of this! put your dad on the phone! i wanna talk to him.'
Samantha: 'it's not my dad.'
Richie: 'what? well, who's there? why can't you talk?'
Samantha: 'uh, just look richie, someone is here.'
Richie: 'who's there? is it a guy!?'
Samantha: 'richie!'
Richie: 'i knew it! i'll kill him! put him on the phone!'
Samantha: 'oh.. it's just.. hold on.'
[hands phone to guy]
Richie: 'hey man! what the hell are you doing there!? samantha's my girl!
You'd better stay away from her or i'll make you wish you were never born!'
Buffoon: 'fuckin' shit!'
Richie: 'yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! don't think i'm kidding around, man! i'm crazy! i'll smash your head in! i swear to god!'
Buffoon: 'one time i saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button.'
Richie: 'yeah, well that's too bad! but i'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!'
[richie slams down phone]
Samantha: 'what happened? was he mad?'
Buffoon: 'my neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!'
Samantha: 'oh buffoon, you're the coolest.' [whispering]'i love you...'
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