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Cactus Black
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Stovetop Jesus
Stovetop Jesus, where have you been?
Can't you see this kitchen's a den of sin?
The dishes are dirty and the sink is a mess
I don't think this cupboard's ever been blessed
Stovetop Jesus, I didn't clean my plate
Now bacteria's been spreadin' at an alarming rate
I got a sick feeling we're all gonna die
Either from salmonella or the e.coli
Stovetop Jesus, I humbly pray
The fridge is a haven for the Devil to play
And the burners are broken and they're always left on
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The oven's a modern day Babylon
The vegetables are all rotting
All the fruit has all gone bad
Our daily bread's been molding
It's the work of Satan's hand
Well, Stovetop Jesus, it's worse than it looks
The kitchen's only as good as it's cooks
And these cooks are careless and they don't wash their hands
They're ruining our chances for the Promised Land.
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