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Colin Buchanan (musician)( Colin Buchanan )
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Luke's Desk
Very few have climbed great mountains, very few have reached the moon, discoveries in space on land and sea, but fewer still have plucked the courage to face the dangerous unknown beneath the desk of Luke in year three. Came the day when Luke declaired 'I can not find my book you see, I've searched my desk of that you can be certain.' So says the teacher 'I will check,' and Luke says to himself 'Oh heck, this time I know he'll really chuck a burton.' The teacher found six pairs of scissors and half a pack of fizzers, 89 rubber bands, a little pot of glue a pick-a-path story book about a secret mystery chook, half a devon sanger from 1982. He found a bottle full of after shave, a present that his mother gave, a soccer ball, a footy ball, a fibre glass canoe. A video, a sterio, a bottle full of jucio, half a pound of sausages to make an irish stew and all of this is true. Now all this came as some surprise the class could not believe their eyes. The teacher stood with eyes and mouth wide open Then at last the teacher cried 'I'll have another look inside!' And soon again in luke's desk he was groping and he found a pack of mouldy bubble gum, half a tin of doggy chum, seven dozen rulers and some ham and chicken spread, a book about some astronauts, stuff you put on plantawarts, an angry brontosaurus, and a soggy water bed, Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com a mandolin, a violin, a little tin to put them in seven tubs of margarine, eleven loaves of bread, a kangaroo, a cockatoo, the Jackaroo from channel two, a bandaid from the time he cut his finger and it bled, 'what a mess!' The teacher said. Now when the book could not be found the teacher looked upon the mound of all the junk that he had just uncovered he said to Luke 'go take a look upon my desk that little book may be there and be finally dicovered' so luke walked over to the teachers desk and he found twenty pencil packets and some winter wooly jackets, 87 plastic bags, a photo of a chook. A box of apples; big and green, a drawing of a thing he'd seen, the other teachers garbage bin he accidentally took, a tennis raquet, hockey stick a rake a shovel and a pick. A pawn, a knite, a king, a queen, a bishop and a rook, dirty clothes, a picture frame, some undies with his mothers name and underneath it all he got his hands upon his book next time that's where he'll look. It's crook
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