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Alaska Thunderfuck
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Chr!$Tm@$ $Ux
Ughh
It's merry christmas time again
Oh man!
My parents just don't understand...
I wanted a girl talk
But they got me a Jenga
I wanted a Nintendo
But they got me a Sega
I opened that unveloped
What the heck?!
Grandma just gave me a Five dollars check
Ughh
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Wanna bet me a bitch
You a million bucks
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Don't mess with me
I don't give a Damn
(CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Wanna bet me a bitch
You a million bucks
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Don't mess with me
I don't give a damn)
Trucks and Trains and Tank Toys
I don't want that junk
That stuff's for boys
Barbie Dolls
Barbie Dolls
All I ever ever wanted
Was Barbie Dolls
Skipper, Tracy, Christie, Stacy
I'm feeling so shameless
Like William H missing
I might be snails
And popy tails
But I like big hair
And I like long Nails
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
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CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Wanna bet me a bitch
You a million bucks
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Don't mess with me
I don't give a Damn
(CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Wanna bet me a bitch
You a million bucks
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!
Don't mess with me
I don't give a damn)
Oh my goodness
What is that glowing heavenly light over the (?) snow sky?
- It's me Alaska
You got the christmas presents
And I'm here to tell you a little something about your situation, sweetheart
Girl! Why are you complaining?
You're not in India starving
It's not like you don't have nothing
Your (?) is alarming
You got some parents that love you
A (?)
So lucky that you got a roof above you
Christmas is cold, so get into (?)
CHRISTMAS ROCKS
CHRISTMAS ROCKS
Look, I've just got
A pair of two socks
CHRISTMAS Rocks
CHRISTMAS ROCKS
I can even make a four out the box
CHRISTMAS ROCKS
CHRISTMAS ROCKS
Wanna bet me a bitch
You a million bucks
Thank you mom and Dad
I can really decide
Cause after all
Christmas really isn't so bad
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