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T.V. Medley

Stewie:Now the world don't move
To the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you. May not be right for some.
Brian:A man is born,
He's a man of means. Then along come two. They've got nothing but their jeans.
Stewie:But Brian, They've got Different Strokes
It takes Different Strokes It takes Different Strokes to move the world.
Brian: That's true, but you know, Stewie,
Everybody's got a special kind of story
Stewie: Everybody finds a way to shine.

Brian: But no matter that you got not a lot.

Stewie: So what?

Brian: They'll have theirs and you'll have yours and I'll have mine.

Brian and Stewie: And together we'll be fine.

Stewie: 'Cause it takes Different Strokes to move the world.

Brian: Yes it does.

Stewie: It takes Different Strokes to move the world.


Stewie: Hey, hey, why the frown, Brian?

Brian: Ah, I finished my drink.

Stewie: Oh, no.

Brian: Yeah it's empty, that always gets me depressed.

Stewie: Oh come on, Brian, why don't you
Show me that smile again
Brian: Oh, I don't know.

Stewie: Don't waste another minute on your crying.

Brian: Mmm...

Stewie: We're nowhere near the end.

Brian: That sucks.

Stewie: The best is ready to begin. Ooo-ooo-ooo-oooh!

Brian: As long as we got each other

Stewie: Right you are.

Brian: We got the world spinning right in our hands.
Baby you and me
Stewie: We've got to be...

Brian and Stewie: The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin'.
As long as we keep on giving.
Stewie: We can take any crap that comes our way.

Brian: Baby rain or shine

Stewie: All the time

Brian and Stewie: We got each other
Sharin' the laughter And love.

Stewie: I say, Brian.

Brian: Huh?

Stewie: Who's that over there?

Brian: Where?

Stewie: There!

Brian: Why Stewie, that's
The new boy in the neighborhood Lives downstairs and it's-
Stewie: I know it's understood. He's there just to take good care of me
Like he's one of the family.
Brian: Charles in Charge of our days and our nights.

Stewie: Yes indeed it's
Charles in Charge of our wrongs and our rights.
Brian: I have a feeling the wrongs are gonna cause more trouble than the rights.

Stewie: Look out, Sitcom Land - there's a new shipment of funny on its way!

Brian and Stewie: And I say I want Charles in Charge of me.


Stewie: You know, I'm gonna take things down a notch here. Brian, do you remember when we did our first musical number from 'Road to Rhode Island'?

Brian: I sure do. God, we were so young then.

Stewie: Yes, I mean not that we've aged all that much. I mean Jesus, I've been one year old for five years. And my point is this:
Here we are, face to face A couple of Silver Spoons
Brian: We're hoping to find
We're two of a kind Makin' it go, making it grow together We're gonna find our way.
Stewie: You and I together
Taking the time each day.
Brian: You know Stewie, that's time well spent.
To learn all about those things you just can't buy.
Brian and Stewie: Two Silver Spoons together.

Brian: Together, we're gonna find our way.
Together, we're gonna find our way.
Brian and Stewie: You and I together.

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Stewie: Oh, you know, this is fun. I say we do a few more of these.

Brian: You say? Hey now, who's the boss around here?

Stewie: Who's the Boss, indeed.

Brian: Good segue.
There's a time for love and a time for living. So take a chance and face the wind.
Stewie: An open road and a road that's hidden.
A brand new life around the bend.
Brian: There were times

Stewie: Oh yeah.

Brian: I've lost a dream or two.
Found the trail
Stewie: Sing it, you fuck.

Brian: And at the end was you.
There's a path you take and a path not taken. The choice is up to you, my friend. The nights are long
Stewie: Ah, but you might awaken to a brand new life.

Brian: Brand new life.

Brian and Stewie: Brand new life around the bend.


Stewie: Gosh, you know, we sound so bloody good together.

Brian: Well, that's because we know each other so well.

Stewie: Oh, I suppose you're right. Good lord, just think how atrocious we'd sound if we were 'Perfect Strangers.'

Brian: Sometimes the world looks perfect.
Nothing to rearrange.
Stewie: Sometimes you just get a feeling
Like you need some kind of change
Brian: No matter what the odds are this time,
Nothing's gonna stand in my way.
Stewie: This flame in my heart and a long lost friend

Brian and Stewie: Gives every dark street a light to the end
Standing tall
Brian: On the wings of my dreams.

Brian and Stewie: Rise and fall

Stewie: On the wings on my dreams.

Brian: Through rain and thunder and hail and haze
I'm bound for better days.
Stewie: Ahh.

Brian: It's my life and my dream.

Stewie: Nothing's gonna stop me now.


Stewie: I say, was I alright on that last note?

Brian: {Balki impersonation} Well of course you were, don't be ridiculous. {speaking normally} You know Stewie, I sometimes think about what it'll be like when we're old and gray.

Stewie: Hm, well for you that'll be in about five years.

Brian: Thank you for reminding me. But you know, even if my hair falls out or I lose my teeth or I'm in constant pain because colon blockage has made me unable to evacuate my bowels-

Stewie: I-I-I get it, I get it, go on.

Brian: Well when I'm in my golden years, I'll always look back on our association with fondness. I guess what I'm trying to say is
Thank you for being a friend.
Stewie: Don't mention it.

Brian: Traveled down the road and back again.
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidante.
Stewie: Brian, I appreciate that.
And if you threw a party And invited everyone you knew You would see the biggest gift would be from me. And if the box is ticking, it's probably just a clock. And the card attached would say
Brian and Stewie: Thank you for being a friend.


Stewie: You know why we're so close, Brian?

Brian: Why's that?

Stewie: Family Ties.

Brian: I bet we've been together
For a million years.
Stewie: And I bet we'll be together
For a million more.
Brian: Ooh, it's like I started breathing
On the night we uh, shands.
Stewie: Shands, right.

Brian and Stewie: And I can't remember what I ever did before.
What would we do baby, without us? What would we do baby, without us?
Brian: And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through.

Brian and Stewie: What would we do baby, without us?

Man in audience: I love you, Stewie!

Stewie: Good.

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