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The Lonely Island
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Ardy Party Remix (Ardy vs. Kid Icarus)
Sandals and socks
I knew this cat named Ardy, he wore sandals and socks When he came to the party, he would make sure it rocks He would flail his arms around and do the Ardy dance Leavin every muthafucka with funk in their pants
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
'Ey yo it's Friday, you're at the jam of the year But somethin's missin there: man, Ardy ain't here People standin on the wall, not freakin at all Check it, what you need to do is give Ardy a call And then sixty seconds later there's a knock on the door (who is it?) My man Ardy with Bacardi, sayin get on the floor
And I've been gettin down ever since he said that shit At the dance club, havin a conniption fit Now, who rocks the party more than Ardy? - No one! And who smokes base back of the alley? - Ardy! When we found him on the street, he was homeless and shit So we addicted him to coke so he'd be dependent Now if he wants more drugs he's gotta rock for us Go down the ho stroll and pick up cock for us
'Ey yo, Ardy's got the steps that'll move your body That's why we like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
Yo Ardy stinks like a muthafucka drownin in shit But the crazy part is, how much I love that kid He's so intelligent and charming, ugly and disgusting For a hit a yay he'll do just about anything Like suck my dick? - Hell yeah he'll suck your dick, nerd 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 You're holdin weight, he'll do anything - Word? He wears glasses and has a haircut like a clown And if you got a girl over, you don't want him around Cause he smells bad? - Nah dawg, cause he'll snatch her up Straight player for real, sportin sandals and socks
Picture: the most disgusting fucking man on the planet Then multiply that by eight, goddamn Ardy's great Do anything for my ace, even clean his face When the schmutz starts to dry, plus he always stays laced In the brand new Tevas, plus the wool socks You came here to party, he came to smoke rocks
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
Ardy, smoothest cat you've ever seen The chicks know what I mean - He's so fresh and so clean He'll rub up on your leg without warnin, start humpin it Oh boy, what's that smell in his pants? He's been dumpin it True game, makin all the girls pause Ardy, you look good with that dump in your drawers
If Ardy ever stopped rockin you know we would kill him Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off of a buildin So I slip him PCP whenever he's not lookin So he keeps the party jumpin from the floor to the ceilin
Yeah, he looks good when he's smokin on rocks And don't forget y'all, he's wearin sandals and socks
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
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