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Awkward Kids feat. Michelle Glavan, Christiann Castellanos & Dana Pacheco
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TV Moms
Here's a story, I'm Carol fuckin' Brady A birdie told me you're havin' a baby Got a fuck load of kids, but they all ain't mine Just hire a maid and you'll be fine Her name is Alice, and she's my bitch She's in the kitchen, makin' me a sandwich She cooks my food and cleans my shit She'll even wash my naughty bits My best advice to be a mom Just chill at home and date your son No ball in the house, in bed by seven Potato sack racin' is my heaven I got Marcia, Jan, Cindy, Greg, Peter and Bobby I adopt more kids than Angelina Jolie Got a family of eight and three bedroom I run this bitch like a fuckin' commune
This can't be real, there's something wrong I'm way too young to be a mom I thought we had protection on I can't believe I'm pregnant This TV mom has got your back With my advice you'll stay on track You'll never get your figure back Get over it, you're pregnant
I'm married with children, I'm Peggy Bundy Listen closely to the Queen B of wifies You're havin' a kid, your life is done So sit on the couch and eat your Bon Bons I refuse to clean or take a job I'm married to a mutha fuckin' slob Al, come have a seat We won't have sex, but you can rub my feet See, you don't need a G.E.D. when you can steal money From yo-yo-yo, yo family The original MILF, makin' all the boys drool I do what I want, that's the real Bundy rule I'm hittin' up nudie bars, tossin' that cash I'm proud to be American white trash Yeah, I get to stay at home, watch Oprah all day もっと沢山の歌詞は ※ Mojim.com They should make a Real Housewife show about me
This can't be real, there's something wrong I'm way too young to be a mom I thought we had protection on I can't believe I'm pregnant This TV mom has got your back With my advice you'll stay on track You'll never get your figure back Get over it, you're pregnant
Eat my shorts, I'm fuckin' Marge Simpson Big pimpin' from Springfield With a gambling addiction I'm here to give guidance and teach you a lesson Shut your legs and your mouth While I put my two cents in Happy homemaker, proud mother of three I keep Bart in check and put up with Homey I'm the best TV mom, my parentin's insane Been over twenty years and my kids haven't aged Cook and clean, keep the fridge stocked with beer So when your husband passes out You can drown all your tears Oh this kid's a bastard, well shit, I dunno Better find a decent man and stop being a ho Don't believe what I say? I'm the real McCoy I sell billions of toys and I posed for Playboy At the Quick-E-Mart, people stop and they stare My beehive hair, yup, same color down there
This can't be real, there's something wrong I'm way too young to be a mom I thought we had protection on I can't believe I'm pregnant This TV mom has got your back With my advice you'll stay on track You'll never get your figure back Get over it, you're pregnant
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