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Mikey Bustos
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Filipino Mythical Creatures Rap
So you want to know more about Filipino nythology huh? Yes but why do you have a British accent?? No more questions! Wear this third eye. It will explain everything! In the Pacific in the vicinity of old Lemuria exist creatures beyond your wildest imagination. Watch where you're steppin' because I am a duwende I aslo go by elf, dwarf, goblin? Pwede! You probably have heard of us in stories from your nanay of how we put a curse on you if you don't give us 'alay'! We come in many colours: black, white, red, and green but unless you have a third eye then we are never seen! We are magical and powerful mischievious and lovable, and say 'Tabi tabi po!' while passing by our mound, bro! Look up in the tree. That is where you'll find me. They call me Kapre, the Bigfoot of the Philipines Smokin' cigars all day gettin, crunk you can find my junk at the bottom of my tree trunk. Guess what?! Wala lang. I'm a tikbalang! I'm a half macho dancer half stallion! When the night falls I'm a terrorizing force. Ladies watch your back 'cause I'm hung like a horse. Ask your nanay 'bout these mythical creatures known to every Filipino In the Philipines there are Mythical creatures 'Mythical Creatures Rap' na 'to! They call me White Lady like Belo, I am whitening 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 Was hit by a car and nobody ever stopped for me and so in the night while you're on Balete Drive if you see me, please stop or you'll see these red eyes! Oh... Serena... Woah... I should join the Voice Philippines dibaaa?! Part fish tail, I'm a Pilipina mermaid sex appeal with hydratio like I'm Gatorade but if you get too close to this beautiful girl I'll pull you deep down 'til you're part of my world! I come from a class of ghouls known as 'Aswang' I'm allergic to asin and I hate Bawang. I have long tongue bat wings, and maybe that pregnant lady will feed me her baby. You cam try to stop me but catching me is tough ' cause the only way to kill me is to find my lower half. Ask your nanay 'bout these mythical creatures known to every Filipino In the Philipines there are Mythical creatures 'Mythical Creatures Rap' na 'to! I'm Mayweather I'm gunna Beat Pacquiao! ... Don't worry! The Characters in this video are Mythical and are not true.*
* Except for the duwende. They are real.
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