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Cassandra Steen
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Be Our Guest
Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test Tie your napkin round your neck, cherie And we provide the rest Soup du jour! Hot hors d'oeuvres! Why, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff, it's delicious Don't believe me? Ask the dishes! They can sing, they can dance! After all, miss, this is France! And a dinner here is never second best Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance, and then you'll Be our guest Oui, our guest! Be our guest! Beef ragout! Cheese souffle! Pie and pudding en flambe! We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary cabaret! You're alone and you're scared But the banquet's all prepared No one's gloomy or complaining While the faltware's entertaining We tell jokes, I do tricks With my fellow candlesticks And it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet! Come on and lift your glass You've won your own free pass to Be our guest! If you're stressed It's fine dining we suggest Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving He's not whole without a soul to wait upon Ah, those good old days when we were useful Suddenly, those good old days are gone Ten years, we've been rusting Needing so much more than dusting Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Needing exersice, a chance to use our skills Most days we just lay around the castle Flabby, fat, and lazy You walked in and oops-a-daisy! It's a guest, it's a guest Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord I've had the napkins freshly pressed With dessert, she'll want tea And my dear, that's fine with me While the cups do their soft-shoeing I'll be bubbling! I'll be brewing! I'll get warm, piping hot! Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot? Clean it up! We want the company impressed! We've got a lot to do Is it one lump or two For you, our guest? She's our guest Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request It's been years since we had anybody here And we're obsessed with your meal, With your ease Yes, indeed, we aim to please While the candlelight's still glowing Let us help you, we'll keep going Course by course, one by one! Till you shout, 'Enough, I'm done!' Then we'll sing you off to sleep as your digest Tonight you'll prop your feet up! But for now, let's eat up! Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
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