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The Yogscast
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A Fairytale of SipsCo
It's Christmas Eve bro At SipsCo HQ I'm all alone here, just like every year I pour myself a drink A pint of mountain dew I raise my glass up high, and toast our old friend Guy.
Oh who's that bearded one Outside, dressed like a bum My god, it's freezing But he's not squealing He's got a plan I see To build a factory Won't make it on his own Well I can change that...
We'll have girls big as cars And a pool full of cash Now, the fun never ends Throw your fears in the trash When the first block of dirt leaves the factory floor They'll be crying and begging and screaming for more
We can do it! Hooray! Best dirt ever made In a rainbow of flavours from bacon to lime The best Christmas ever, shame about the weather We'll hang tinsel and baubles and drink some mulled wine!
Pool boys from the interview chamber choir'll be singing 'Sips Co Hooray!' And the dirt will ship on out for Christmas Day!
There's monsters about And the power is out The roof isn't done and it's covered in grime There's a fire and a flood And I'm covered in blood Christmas my arse, we won't finish on time!
Pool boys from the interview chamber choir still singing 'Sips Co Hooray!' But no dirt is shipping out on Christmas Day!
Hey guys, you need a hand? Well let's reform the band! I'll build this factory With new technology! Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com This dirt is super pure One hundred percent I'm sure Come have a drink in here The finest Sipsco dirt beer!
Pool boys from the interview chamber choir were singing Sips Co Hooray! And the dirt was shipping out on Christmas Day!
Thanks a lot everybody! Merry Christmas! Thank you so much! We love you!
Oh! I'm glad we made it Ah Sips, Close run thing that! You did it man! You did it! Everyone, charge your glasses, This is a toast... Charging! Charging! Not with electricty Duncan! You're supposed to fill it, with your beverage of choice! Put that laser away! You're gonna set everything on fire! Bloody maniac. I know it's cold, but come on!
Okay now, are you ready? Are you done? A toast! To Sips, and his dirt! Hooray! Sips and his dirt, yay! Well done man, you did it. This is delicious. There's gonna be a lot of happy children unwrapping their presents. With a dirt block, just there They don't take batteries though, so at least that's something. The naughty children get coal, but the good children... they get dirt. How does that work? My god. So the really really naughty children... will get like gold or something according to this? Nah, they get some pig shit. Wow. Lovely Awwe yeah. Oh that was amazing. Kay. Let's just do one more.
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