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Irving
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Irving's Camp Fire Song
Doodly-doodly-dee A diddly-diddly-doo If you go out in the woods Here are the things you should not do Oh never lick a tree below the dog line If it's brown and sticky, do not pick it up Banjo-playing hicks should be avoided And it's no joke, that poison oak is not a friendly shrub With a diddly-diddly-doo and a doodly-doodly-dee Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me Lakes and creeks and ponds are fish's toilets A thimbleful would surely be your death Don't drink out of a bog You may ingest a polliwog And soon you may be drawing your last breath Doodly-doodly-dee A deedly-doodly-doo, All these gruesome things are surely Gonna happen to you Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly Your large intestines wrapped around a tree If you make the slightest blunder Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com You'll be surely torn asunder Did I forget to mention killer bee-hee-hees Flash floods, lightning strikes avalanches, blizzards Mountain lions, marmosets, honey badgers, lizards Scorpions, parasites, black widows, rabies Sunburn, frostbite, head trauma, scabies Don't even get me started 'bout mosquitoes Malaria Everybody Doodly-doodly-dee DENGAY FEEVAHH!!! Diddly diddly doo WHEWWWPAENG CUHFFF!!! If you go into the woods Then this will happen to you Nature's gross!
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