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Major Monogram & Carl The Intern
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Frosty The Snowman
Lyricist:Steve Nelson, Jack Rollins
Perry the Platypus Is a lovely shade of teal From his duck-billed nose to his web-bed toes And his nerves were made of steel
What does this have to do with Christmas? Well, I'm, I'm just describing him So that people have a mental picture It, it matches the original song
The night before Christmas 'Twas a crisis at the Pole 'Cause old Doofenshmirtz, he had done his worst And a sleigh that day he stole
Doof took it on a joyride Just as far as he was able But Doof, that goof, he lost control Ran into the reindeers' stable
Now all the reindeer Were on crutches or in traction So old Agent P, he knew that he Must spring right into action
Look at that platypus, look at that platypus Look at that platypus go Look at that platypus, look at that platypus Flying o'er the snow
'O'er,' sir? It's a contraction, it means 'over' It's a bit archaic It's traditional, Carl, get o'er it Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
So the reindeer were out of commission And Santa's sleigh was trashed I'd explain it more but we've been there before It doesn't need to be rehashed
Santa Claus was freaking out Thought he'd have to scrap his run He was torn inside, for without a ride He knew Christmas Day was done
But then o'er the horizon Came a light bright as a star Cutting through the night was the two headlights Of Perry's hover-car
Perry the Platypus Had a mission at the Pole If he could lend a hand in that frozen land He'd help Santa reach his goal
There must have been some magic in That platypus-themed hover-car For when Santa saw the gas gauge He knew it could take him far
Really, sir? They want this album yesterday, all right?
Perry the Platypus Took Santa on his way And he came through like we knew he'd do And saved our Christmas Day
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