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Insane Clown Posse
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If
If i was your tv i'd be like 'look at me'
If i was a shooting star i'd be like 'peace!'
If i was a fat bitches thong i'd be like 'hell naw!'
If i was a hotties thong i'd be like 'awwww...'
If i was a cuss word i'd just be like 'fuck'
If i was a rock on the moon i'd be chillin' like 'sup?'
If i was a butthole i'd just be an exit
If i was the d.o.c. i'd be like 'man this is bullshit'
If i was the tires on your car i'd be like 'neeeaaawww'
If i was the bumper on your car i'd be like 'aww fuck'
If i was a balloon i'd be like 'pap'
If i was allysa milano i'd be fucking joe bruce
If i was a radio dj i'd probably say 'the point 103'
If i was a richy ass bitch i'd be like 'umm...ok'
If i was spin magazine i'd put me on the cover and be like 'fuck us! and
I won't read this, even us motherfucker!'
If i was your mental stress i'd be catching up
If i was your headaches every now and then i'd be like 'thonnnkk!!'
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If i was your tongue i'd be hating your teeth i'd be like 'man why do
You try to bite me every time we try to eat?'
If i was a chair i'd be like 'sit here'
If i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair
If i was your muffler i'd be like 'shhh, quietly'
If i was a price tag i'd be like 'you ain't buying me'
If i was a fresh ass dj i'd be like [records scratch]
If i was jam master j i'd be like [records scratch]
If i was a cheap clock radio i'd be like [static]
'tune that motherfucker in'
If i was barry white i'd be like 'what up y'all?'
If i was nipple in the cold i'd be like 'boing'
If i was your dead uncle i'd be like '.....'
If i was a raindrop i'd just be like 'drip'
And if i had an ax to your neck i might say 'chop!'
[chorus]
If i was, if i was, but i'll never be
If i was, if i was, but i'll never be
If i was, if i was, but i'll never be
If i was, if i was, but i'll never be
If i was, if i was, but you're killing me
If i was, if i was. but you're killing me
If i was a faygo at one of our shows, i'd fly through the air into and
Ocean of juggalos
If i was andre the giant 'this is how i'd be talking'
If i was father mc i'd be like 'now what happened?'
If i was a mirror, i'd find another mirror
And look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
If i was a slider i'd slide out your butt
I'd be floatin' in your toilet lookin' at you like 'what?'
If i was a pilot i'd be like 'this is air traffic control'
If i was john denver i'd be like 'nooooooo!!!!'
If i was a switch i'd be like 'flick me, yoo-hoo'
If i was a london cop car i'd be like 'wee-oop wee-oop'
If i was chewbacca i'd get a fresh ass fade
If i was vanilla ice i'd be like 'fuck y'all. i'm still paid'
If i was a stop sign i'd just be like 'stop'
If i was your wooden leg i'd still be giving you the hip-hop
[chorus}
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