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Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
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The Asshole Song
When I park my car I take up two spots I let my dog loose on your lawn. I Give away endings during movies and I never ever flush the john. I go to Safeway and try to use old coupons I cut my kids hair like a bowl (like a bowl) I smoke big cigars around little babys, why? Coz i'm an asshole.
I play with the remote control when your watching T.V I wear my hat in movies so you can't see I drive really fast when your in front of me And I drive really slow when your behind Oohh I am an asshole.
Me and my stupid friends drive around real late Our cameros dont have buffers and we think its really great. もっと沢山の歌詞は ※ Mojim.com Whenever you're at dances we make tusses at your date But our only real girlfrinds are the kind that you inflate, Huh! Oooooh I am an asshole
Oh when you go to the phone booth and you open the book And the page you want is missing it's coz thats the one I took Thats the one I took! thats the one I, one two, one two three I'm the asshole in your neighbourhood I live right next door I party till I'm naked then I throw up on your floor
Your daughter was a virgin but she isn't anymore When I play monopoly I cheat I'm the asshole that you meet when you're walking down the street I'm the asshole that you meet each day
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