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99% FAT
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The Chode
You could say it all happened so many moons ago As the soon to be chode, bearing no load was told by his coach to go! So he sprinted out onto the field, to spearhead his team? s win But the gruff opposition? s foot did yield Knocking our the future chode? s shin
He? s the chode He? s carrying a load He? s his own hugest fan Cos he? s more beast than man He ain? t skinny, no he sure ain? t thin He? s built like an ugly brick dunny And reaks of a mouldy trash bin
Don? t move that leg, the doctor said Or we might have to chop it off So Chodey? s social life was left for dead The world, from him, cut off. But problem not was the deadened limb, His weight prevailing great Couched, content and far from slim もっと沢山の歌詞は ※ Mojim.com 3 months to vegetate
The dark day came for Chodey? s shame To face his former friends Jeered and mocked, to his face For a gut that never ends But commonsense and chodey power showed them all that he Was no different than before, but a gut beholding prodigy.
Now you know the myth behind the mystery of he The legend of all living things? himself an entity From too many twinkies and VB cans, rolls came unforseen Still we know,? tis no man, but a remorseless eating machine.
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