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StarKid Productions
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Independence!
Father:Get excited everyone, because here we are! The place where our great trek begins! Kids:Where's that dad? Joey Ritcher:You're in Independence! Welcome to the city so pleasing that everyone's leaving, f*ck it, go west! Watch your backs the city is bustling with all kinds of hustling and grit, go west! For Independence Here are just a few things you should know:
Stay on the trail or you might get lost Don't pay the toll, not worth the cost Marry rich so ya don't die poor A bankers' best, but ya might die bored And independent
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There's lots to learn Which kid is your favorite? Not all of them make it Of course, sinkholes
A nine-month dirge Every marriage is tested Thank God they invented Divorce, trending
In Independence Here's a piece of free advice for you:
Before you go the General Store Has all you need and plenty more For your I-N-D-E-pendence
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General Store Guy: We're all friends There's no war a-brewing No one's abusing Their rights to own an
Ox like me!
General Store Guy: You'll need a full yolk
Their love and care is no joke
General Store Guy: It's a job of your love
Independent!
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General Store Guy: Here are just a few rules to live by
For your independence!
General Store Guy: Don't say sorry to your Indian guide They're not prepared for genocide You might die of cholera and you might die of pain But that's okay 'cause you'll probably get laid
By your mom and dad and little kids too 'Cause you all have to share the same bedroom Use your kids as tourniquets 'Cause they won't help when you're bit
By a bear! Or a snake! Mother Nature's really great
When you're out there on the Oregon Trail Feels like you are going to fail But don't give up too soon The world is your saloon
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There's a place for us もっと沢山の歌詞は ※ Mojim.com In a house out west It's Oregon or bust To save the family crest
That's the promise of the valley Leave all this behind Lord have mercy on my soul As I try to lead the blind!
Chin up kids Your family's united
I guess I'm excited...
(Spoken) Oh, I'm so excited I pooped myself!
Let's go where The gold rush is soaring
Mother, Daughter, Son, Grandpa: Let's go exploring Our independence!
Citizen and Father: Be prepared to take your life With an arrow or a hunting knife Stop and see Fort Laramie There's nothin' to see, but you'll have to pee
Do you understand 'cause you look confused Take a look at scenic mountain views Stay away from Old Man Bridger When he's drunk he'll take your liver
Life is not a petting zoo Or you'll get ripped in two
By a...
...Bear! Or a snake! Mother Nature's really great
Staying alive can be lots of fun Be sure you have a loaded gun Something will go wrong The list is far too long
Declare your independence Declare your independence Declare your independence Declare your
Citizen: I! Daughter: N! Mother: D! Son: E! Grandpa: P! Father: E! Citizen: N! Daughter: D! All: ENCE!
Diphtheria'll give ya onomatopoeia All the same 'cause it gives you diarrhea Runaway thieves are on the lamb Leave them up to Uncle Sam
Don't stress Take a breath It might just be your last!
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For your I-N-D-E-pendence
Time to hit the road!
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