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Baldwin of Erebor
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Talking Grand Melee Blues
I was at a tournament one day Thought I'd join the grand melee So I grabbed my sword and I grabbed my shield Headed off across the field Swingin' my sword... kickin' dogs... feelin' mean.
Well, without a moment of hesitation I went to the nearest recruitin' station They asked my name and I said, 'Pete' Under 'Occupation' they put 'fresh meat' I said, 'Hey... Who're we fightin' anyway?'
They just shrugged, and I started to bluster Then I heard the call for the general muster Captain was this pleasant fella 'Bout the size of a small gorilla Six-foot-six... two ninety-five... And they said he was a dwarf! Well, we put our gear into fightin' shape Passin' 'round rivets and rolls of tape Captain said, 'This ain't no drill We're goin' out there and we're gonna kill!' And he started jumpin' up and down... Yellin' 'Kill! Kill!'... but that's someone else's song.
I'm tellin' you, that was quite a sight There was people dyin' left and right But not me, I was walkin' tall Till I ran into that damned shield wall I looked at them... raised my sword... And cried out like it says on page 47 of The Hero's Handbook, 'Don't move, I've got you surrounded!'
Well, I soon saw that wouldn't work That's when I started to berserk Eleven or twelve of the enemy died もっと沢山の歌詞は ※ Mojim.com And two or three from my own side. Oh well... Easy come, easy go...
Now I sneaked a peek across my shield Only one other guy standin' on the field! I knew in a moment I was in a fix Other man was Bellatrix He said, 'Say... isn't that my glove lying at your feet, my lord?' (I was hoping he wouldn't notice!)
Now, I knew that it wasn't cool to faint So I said a few words to my patron saint Shifted my grip on my trusty mace And said, 'H-h-h-how do you do, Your Grace?' 'Could be worse. By the way... You been shriven today?'
I said, 'Sure,' and he said, 'Fine. It's hard to ask when someone's dyin'' He said, 'If you'd like, you can stop and pray, But make it quick, I ain't got all day.' Pater Noster... Ave Maria... God have mercy on my soul!
I said, 'Amen' and they said, 'Lay on' (Which is the same thing in two different languages) I knew in a moment I'd be gone I threw a blow and started to block Then my helm went around like a spinnin' top He said, 'Not bad for a beginner... Next time, put a little more snap into it!' Then we BOTH fell dead!
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