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グレン・キャンベル( Glen Campbell )
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Walkin' in the Sun (Live)
NICK What the hell are musicals? NOSTRADAMUS It appears to be a play where the dialogue stops, and the plot is conveyed through song! NICK Through song? NOSTRADAMUS Yes! NICK Wait wait - so an actor is saying his lines and then, out of nowhere, he just starts…singing? NOSTRADAMUS Yes! NICK Well that is the… (sung) Stupidest thing that I have ever heard You're doing a play, got something to say So you sing it? It's absurd! Who on earth is going to sit there While an actor breaks into song? What possible thought could the audience think Other than, 'this is horribly wrong?' NOSTRADAMUS Remarkably, they won't think that. NICK Seriously? Why not? NOSTRADAMUS Because… (sung) It's Musical A musical And nothing's as amazing as A musical With song and dance, and sweet romance And happy endings happening by happenstance Bright lights, stage fights And a dazzling You wanna be great? Then you gotta create A musical NICK I don't know, I find it hard to believe people would actually pay to see something like this NOSTRADAMUS Let's just say it's a Saturday night, and you want to go out on the town Got a lady to flatter who might 'give it up' if you don't let her down You could go see a tragedy, but that wouldn't be very fun Or a play from Greek mythology - see a Mother have sex with her son! NICK Eeuwwrrgh!! NOSTRADAMUS You could go see a drama, with all of that trauma and pain Or go see something more relaxing and less taxing on the brain Go See Musical A musical A poppy piece releasing all Your blue-sicals Where crooners croon (Ahhhh) a catchy tune And limber little ladies thrill ya 'til ya swoon Oohs, aahs, big applause And a standing ovation NOSTRADAMUS & The future is bright if you could just write A musical NOSTRADAMUS Some make you happy Some make you sad Some are quite big Some quite small Some are too long Some are just plays with song (Ahhh) Some musicals have No talking at all NICK No talking at all? NOSTRADAMUS (sung) That's right, there's no talking All of the dialogue is sung In a very dramatic fashion NICK Umm, really? NOSTRADAMUS (sung) Yes, really NICK There's no talk- NOSTRADAMUS (sung, interrupting NICK) There's no talking And they often stay on one note for a very long time So that when they change to a different note You notice And it's supposed to create a dramatic effect But mostly you just sit there asking yourself, 'Why aren't they talking?' NICK Sounds miserable NOSTRADAMUS (sung) I believe it's pronounced 'Misérables' NICK And people actually like this? NOSTRADAMUS No - they LOVE it! And what's not to love! (sung) It's such a delight There's nothing quite like A musical (spoken) Oo! Another vision! I haven't even told you the best part yet! もっと沢山の歌詞は ※ Mojim.com (sung) Feel that fascinating rhythm moving to your feet NICK Uh, what is that? NOSTRADAMUS Feel your ass gyrating to that titillating beat NICK Woah - are you okay? NOSTRADAMUS You slap your lap Then finger-snap That's when you know It's time to TAP! Ooohhhhh! NICK What the hell are you doing now? NOSTRADAMUS It's called a dance break! Apparently this happens in musicals as well! People on stage just burst into spontaneous dance! NICK Why? Does it advance the plot? NOSTRADAMUS No! NICK Advance character? NOSTRADAMUS Not necessarily NICK Then why do it? NOSTRADAMUS Because - it's entertaining!! Five! Six! Seven! Eight!! (dance break) NOSTRADAMUS Another vision! It's a musical Whaddaya-talk whaddaya-talk It's a musical A Seussical? No a musical With girls on stage A musical NOSTRADAMUS We've got sappy repartee And the women are risqué And the boys are kind-of gay A musical NOSTRADAMUS A true blue new NOSTRADAMUS & Musical NOSTRADAMUS Stand back! It's a musical Some musicals are very serious A big glittering NOSTRADAMUS & Musical A musical (in the style of Annie) It's a musical for us NOSTRADAMUS A big and shiny Mighty fine-y Glitter, glitz and line-y Bob your head and shake your hiney Musical It's a musical (it's a musical) It is a musical (it's a musical) NICK YES! I get it now! (sung) We'll do a musical NOSTRADAMUS No kidding! NICK A musical What could be more amazing than A musical With song and dance, and sweet romance And with a musical we might have half a chance BOTH Oohs, aahs, big applause With everyone cheering for us NOSTRADAMUS And for some unexplainable reason The crowd goes wild every time When dancers kick in unison In one big won-der-ful line ALL And then you got yourself A musical A musical A la-la-la-la-la-la-la-paloozical With splashy style And a big, fake smile A snazzy handsome, jazzy hands I swear that I'll Cross my heart, hope to die If it isn't a doozy NOSTRADAMUS Take it from me They'll be flocking to see BOTH Your star-lit, won't quit, big hit Musical ALL A big hit musical!
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