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Jon Lajoie
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In Different Ways
I can see it in your eyes girl That you're in the mood for love So I light some candles, pour some wine Come sit down on the rug
But there's something I must tell you, babe Before we take this step Something about me girl That you do not know yet
I have no penis It was torn off In a bicycle accident In nineteen ninety nine I also lost one testicle So all I have is a weird uni-ball And a rubber tube, between my legs But babe, I can love you in different ways
I'll make love to you with the rubber tube That I use for urinating I'll just tape two Popsicle sticks around it Make it easier for penetrating
And having only one ball Isn't always a bad thing もっと沢山の歌詞は ※ Mojim.com It's like a pool ball in a pillow case It's like a cherry on a sundae
'Cause girl I have no penis I have no cock If it looks like I have a ball Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock Girl, I know that you're afraid But I promise, baby, if you stay I'll put a cucumber in the microwave And babe, I will love you in different...
...ways Just because I don't have a cock it doesn't mean I can't rock Just because I don't have a cock it doesn't mean I can't rock Just because I don't have a cock it doesn't mean I can't rock Don't be fooled by my lack of a cock I'm still Johny from the block
O-o-oh yeah
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