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The Robertson Brothers
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Night Before Christmas
Now the night before Christmas, I was sitting in my house And there wasn't nothin' movin' around, not even a mouse The socks were hung up by the fireplace to dry In hopes that ole Santa Clause would bring me pie
My children are grown, so nobody's in bed And I got the sound of duck calls stuck in my head Mama's in her gown and I got on my cap And I ain't tired 'cause I took a 3 hour nap
When all of a sudden I heard a big crash I figured it was just some coons diggin' in the trash I went to the window and slipped on some shoes 'Cause I don't like critters snoopin' around in my refuge
Now the moon was bright and there was no sight of snow And hey, I have the eyes of an eagle, just so you know When all of the sudden what seemed to appear Was a tiny little tree stand and a whole lotta deer
I knew I had seen him, he was acting very silly And I was convinced it could only be Willie Now he was yellin' and screamin', callin' out names And those deer started movin' and all those suckers came
Now I thought he said hey Dasher, hey Prancer and Spitzer Maybe Comet, something 'bout Cupid, Donner and wolf Blitzer Let's head to roof, from there they would spring These deers has magical powers and all of them had wings
Now I took of my glasses 'cause this was too weird Big bucks turned into ducks is what seemed to appear Hey, they circled around and I swear that they flew These deer had bags of my garbage and Big Willie in there too
And then in a flash they was terain' up my roof もっと沢山の歌詞は ※ Mojim.com I heard the stompin' and chompin' of each little hoof As I drew out my pistol, not knowing what to say Down the fireplace came Willie, he must have got away
He had on a mink coat from his bandana to his foot And his clothes were all nasty covered in ashes and soot He had my bag of garbage flung over his back And he looked like a fat raccoon looking for a snack
As I stood there wondering why he was not in bed I yelled hey I don't have any cookies you crazy knucklehead His mouth was wide open as he stood there in shock Then I realized I was in my tighty whiteys with only a top
Ok, Willie looked like he was smokin' a pipe I know I had never seen that and it didn't seem right Not sure it was Willie's face but no doubt it was his belly With an unmistakable shake 'cause hey, Willie loves his jelly
Ok, Willie's chubby and plump, like a fat little mouse And I got tickled at seein' him and said why are you at my house He winked at me and smiled as he set down is stash I saw it was not my garbage and certainly was not my trash
Hey, this cat didn't say a word as he pulled out some toys And not just cheap crap, this stuff was for big boys He was doing a job and he was going to work This could not be Willie, because Willie, he's a jerk
He left me some goodies then he sprang in the air I wasn't sure what I just saw, but hey, I didn't care And I heard him yell out as he left with his pack Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night, Jack!
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