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1.R.S.V.P.
2.Return Of The Great White Dope
3.Jackass
4.Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
5.The Ballad Of Chasey Lane
6.Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
7.Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
8.Balls Out
9.Ralph Wiggum
10.I'm The Least You Could Do
11.Farting With A Walkman On
12.Something Diabolical
13.Pennsylvania
14.Strictly For The Tardcore
15.That Cough Came With A Prize
16.No Hard Feelings (Birthday)
17.Overheard In A Wawa Parking Lot
18.Screwing You On The Beach At Night
19.A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper is
20.Right Turn Clyde
21.The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey
22.The Cough That Came With A Prize
23.The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey
24.Convoy
25.Pickles and Fudge
26.Should Have Been There
27.Turn Clyde
28.Lift Your Head Up High
29.Nowhere Slow
30.Altogether Ooky
31.Reflections of Remoh
32.Chew Toy 7'
33.Discovery Channel
34.The Choice Is Yours
35.The Roof Is On Fire
36.The Vagina Song
37.Nowhere Slow



1.R.S.V.P. (修改)

作词:Jimmy Franks

{Uhh, that was creepy
I would rather slurp rancid Tuna salad out of my own ass
Or scour my boobies off with a rusty S.O.S. pad
Or hump a piece of splintered Balsa wood}

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2.Return Of The Great White Dope (修改)

作词:James M. Franks

A is for apple, B is for balloons
C is for crayons, D is for drums
Like my scrotum here
It is in a nutshell

One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew
Not really realizin' the prize that's been begot to her
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher

Genius with a penis, the few, the proud, the me
I liked me so much, I had to buy the company
Soul for sale, sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck
I'm hard to come by, like a straight guy workin' at Starbucks

Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized
Idolized or despised, bet I'm gettin' recognized
Mount Rushmore it? No, ignore, it can't rock with no big head
Half of the people want me, half of the people want me dead

I am the Angel Of Def with my rhymes against humanity
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity
The one part, the Fuhrer, the one part, the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby, of the great white dope

Conclusions you drew, proportions you blew
Lost son of Iggy? False bigger nose than Ziggy? True
Yes my name is Jimmy Pop, no my pop's name is Dick
Don't admit to kick it, slick you thick derelict critic

Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes
Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes
Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class
One thumb on the pulse of the nation, one thumb in your girlfriend's ass
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Written on, written off, scoff callin' me a joke
I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do Enjoy Coke!
I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it
So can it around the planet, fans demand it
And you'll never understand it

When I die, no lie plan on mass pandemonium
They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian
The one part, the Fuhrer, the one part, the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the great white dope

One part, the Fuhrer, one part, the Pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope
One part, the Fuhrer, one part, the Pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope

One part, the Fuhrer, one part, the Pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope
One part, the Fuhrer, one part, the Pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope

One part, the Fuhrer, one part, the Pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope
One part, the Fuhrer, one part, the Pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope

One part, the Fuhrer, one part, the Pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope
One part, the Fuhrer, one part, the Pope
The inevitable return of the great white dope

Great white dope




3.Jackass (修改)

作词:Jimmy Franks

Jackass

I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren't the whores you're looking for

Jackass

If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his jeep
Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut
Used a bowl for that too

But if you knew me like I know myself
You'd hate me like I hate myself

'Cause I'm a jackass

Got no rabbit in this hat
'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass
Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be
Makin' magic with the pussy

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Jackass

Like that dude in Tienanmen Square
With a six pack and a folding chair
Got bombed at the parade and ended up
Playin' Chicken with the tanks

But if you knew me like I know myself
You'd hate me like I hate myself

'Cause I'm a jackass

They could out the lesbian Spice Girl
They could try to run game on the O.D.B.
They could kick every douche bag off the 'Real World'
But they won't get rid of me

If I knew you like you know yourself
I'd hate you like you hate yourself
Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself
Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself

'Cause you're a jackass

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4.Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss (修改)

作词:J Franks

Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby

Dog will hunt, I'm the front-end loader, travoltin' over
So try my slam on for size
Drive stick with that Kung-Fu grip, let the banana split
And watch it go right to your thighs

Copperfield, Copperfield style, abracadabra
That bra, do you think I can pull it off?
Wanna bang around? Just jot me down on your to-do list
Under 'Put out like a fire'

'Cause I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss

Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby

Edible, strange, how do I get in your pants
When you're tick-tockin' them
Serious Levis, so tight, can't be classified
That's why I'm here to fill that opening

Make a seasoned pass to mount that ass
And Bob Hope that I might, one night, stand a chance
Let's go, Feng Shui, the fuck around my digs
Like a superball, bring that sunny side up

And I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss

Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
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Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss

Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss

I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss

Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss

Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss

Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss




5.The Ballad Of Chasey Lane (修改)

作词:Jimmy Franks

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain
You never wrote me back
How could I ever eat your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain
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This letter is my last
As your biggest fan, I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S., mom and dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

P.S., mom and dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would you fuck me for blow?




6.Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? (修改)

作词:Buddy Buie, J R Cobb, Harry Middlebrooks, Mike Shapiro

{Why is everybody always pickin' on me?}

The morn', the morn', the morn', the morn'
That I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said, 'Sir, you're misled sir', which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie

What I mean is, Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He looks like Chewie
(Baba booey baba booey)
And a Hong Kong phooey all in one
To put it mild your new born child's completely nutty fu fu lookin'
I shoved him back into the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
('Cause my fifteen year old cousin has less acne)
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983)
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
('Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee)
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
('Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby)
Why's everybody always pickin' on me?

Always pickin' rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'cos but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up Bill
(Yea and you're ugly too)

So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese?
Or wear a fish net shirt by chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie

You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed
(Like the elephant man)

And yea I took my Mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls, Englebert Humperdinck
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me shrinky dink
I know I'm known as polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's 'cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

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But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
('Cause ya wore velour flares until the late eighties)
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
('Cause you run like a girl and you sit down to pee)
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
('Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady)
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(You took your Mom to the prom but got lucky)

Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of bein' teased
And he breaks into the professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the
Skipper's brain then beats ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside of their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
('Cause my fifteen year old cousin has less acne)
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
(Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983)
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
('Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee)
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
('Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby)

But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
('Cause ya wore velour flares until the late eighties)
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
('Cause you run like a girl and you sit down to pee)
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
('Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady)
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
{'Cause no one likes you Monkey Boy}




7.Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (修改)

作词:J Franks, J Hennegan

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
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Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto




8.Balls Out (修改)

作词:J Franks, M Stigliano

Potent is the flow which is wicked sick
So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick
Potent is the flow which is wicked sick
So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick

I don't give a shit about celebrity
But motherfuckers did ya happen to see who's here? Me
The bottom feeder at the top of the food chain
Frontin' from the back of the line on some dud named

After car parts that as fast as a spark hitting gas
Starts a fire gets wired from barbs that
Cut like a jalapeno popper fart
Burnin' up an asshole that once riped apart

Punched hard but it ain't like I ever cared if I went
Too far as stitches left scars from more clowns bent
Outta shape than the cirque de soleil ever had so
Though he throws his weight around he's still in my shadow

In the dark so he doesn't know his girl remarked that I make her
Laugh on the inside but I can hear it later
With my dick as her other cunt gets screwed
In the process I got to get hot chicks nude

The payback is cum in fools' circles if it's
Those turnin' on those turnin' on the bitches
The payback is cum in fools' circles if it's
Those turnin' on those turnin' on the bitches

Balls out my life is a slut
This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up
Balls out my life is a slut
This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up

Potent is the flow which is wicked sick
So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick
Potent is the flow which is wicked sick
So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick

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Thanks to you bitches I got more screams
Than David Arquette's resume what that means
Is my job involves getting' mobbed like John Gotti
Dressed to kill like I'm Gianni Versace

But I gotta be so when a gimp limps back for more
In a huff like that fat kid that had to sit out for
Every gym class due to his asthma that wore
One correctional shoe but still passed that I swore

I spotted at the smorgasbord sprintin' for seconds
That I reckon ain't as sloppy as the leftovers gettin'
Me clocked by blocked cock pissed my tryst with his missus
Got her panties in a bunch just like his is

That my face between her legs because that could be
What convinced this dick getting' hard I'm a pussy
But if that were my name I would have autographed her breasts with
Motherfuckin' dollar signs instead of S's

The payback is cum in fools' circles if it's
Those turnin' on those turnin' on the bitches
The payback is cum in fools' circles if it's
Those turnin' on those turnin' on the bitches

Balls out my life is a slut
This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up
Balls out my life is a slut
This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up

Balls out my life is a slut
This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up
Balls out my life is a slut
This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up

Balls out my life is a slut
This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up
Balls out my life is a slut
This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up

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9.Ralph Wiggum (修改)

作词:R Appel, D Cohen, J Franks, J Frink, A Glazier, D Greaney, A Jean, B Kelley, T Long, T Martin, I Maxtone-graham, G Meyer, J O'brien, B Oakley, D Payne, J Reardon, J Sternin, J Swartzwelder, J Ventimila, J Weinstein

I'm going to Africa
Yes ma'am I'm a brick
Was President Lincoln
Okay Mitten

There's a dog in the vent
Chicken necks
I pick Ken Griffey Jr.
I fell out two times

I'm pedaling backwards this
Snowflake tastes like fish sticks
We're a totem pole
Dying tickles

I heard a Frankenstein
Lives there she's touching my
Special area
Go banana

Ralphie, Ralphie
Get off, get off
The stage, the stage
Sweetheart, sweetheart

Oh, say can you rock?
I'm a pop sensation
I'm a pop sensation
Salmon gutter

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I'm Idaho you smell like
Dead bunnies that's where I
Saw the leprechaun
Fun toys are fun

Chocolate microscopes
You're not it that is so
Nineteen ninety one
I bit my tongue

Ralphie, Ralphie
Get off, get off
The stage, the stage
Sweetheart, sweetheart

Oh, say can you rock?
I'm a pop sensation
I'm a pop sensation

Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj

Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj

My sash says Ultraman




10.I'm The Least You Could Do (修改)

作词:James M Franks

It always sucks refolding the kind of map
Needed when I get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact
Is if I just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb
It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of
As it don't take Einstein to know that's just obscene but
It's been Buck Rogers' time since I hit other than rock bottom

Even the odds of having you against me
With your crotchless jihad on blue balls evidently
Are all mighty good God so angel dust my soul like James Brown
Street legal whore hauling so much stunning ass
Sell yourself short like bridge at the bunny ranch
Do it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you
I would still get screwed

I don't care if getting under someone that's
Beneath you fits the M.O. of conundrum as
You reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers
I aim to get a bang out of working your
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Weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score
With no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you
If only

When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?

When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?

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11.Farting With A Walkman On (修改)

作词:J Franks

I know you're gonna play me when you get wind
I heard you're full of shit so I've been duped again
But if you cover your ass with the same old song
You might as well be farting, farting with a walkman on

I know you're gonna play me when you get wind
I heard you're full of shit so I've been duped again
But if you cover your ass with the same old song
You might as well be farting, farting with a walkman on

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I know you're gonna play me when you get wind
I heard you're full of shit so I've been duped again
But if you cover your ass with the same old song
You might as well be farting, farting with a walkman on
Give me a fuckin' break

Farting with a walkman on
Farting with a walkman on
Farting with a walkman on
Farting with a walkman on




12.Something Diabolical (修改)

作词:H Dean, J Franks

Eventide rise for ritual
With the thrill of a kill vengefully the engine will
Roar forth steer the dead leave forced
Driven by fear shift gears veer towards

The foolishly equipped swift these
Failed bids breathed taillights from the crypt
Reflect upon the way beyond redemption
Let the necronometer beckon for the destined

Blessed when first lent sin then condemned to bear the burden
Of this curse the consequence of which can never be averted
Each tormented attempt that is made in vain
To evade this debt which is certain to be paid

Without question is met with a counter clocked surge
In reverse as if back-masked words of the black mass were
All heard by a clutch engaged
Over trails blazed to the western gates

Heaven may be running on empty yet the devil rides
Heaven may be running on empty yet the devil rides
Heaven may be running on empty yet the devil rides
Hell burns by angel turns her pillow to the cooler side
Something diabolical

Idle hands are bound for the
Damned once Sam went down to Georgia
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Speed was forged of the divine salt
Mined from the vaults of flame by the lost

Named as those sought as faults rests beneath
The wrong that was spawned from the tired screech
Of essence halted engulfed in the scent of exhaustion
A false witness with the sensed end is brought

To bended knees when abandoned belief in
The mephistophelian plea for wicked unleashed sends
Heed to reap grim an infernally decreed repossession
Vested in the fallen creed called on to retrieve

Meed with the fueled intention of deprived intervention
The thundered calm that comes from the rattle of descension
Numbs the panicked from a havoc that reeks of oil
Barreling down this mortal coil

Heaven may be running on empty yet the devil rides
Heaven may be running on empty yet the devil rides
Heaven may be running on empty yet the devil rides
Hell burns by angel turns her pillow to the cooler side
Something diabolical

Tonight belongs to him, tonight belongs to him
Tonight belongs to him, tonight belongs to him
To him, to him, to him

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13.Pennsylvania (修改)

作词:J Franks

We are Cop Rock, we are Screech, we are Z. Cavaricci
We are laser-removed Tasmanian Devil tattoos
We are Third String, we are puck, we are Special People's Club
We are the half shirts with irreverent spring, break top ten lists

We are munsoned, we are squat, we are flashing twelve o'clock
We are spread out butt cheeks, pulled apart so just the air leaks
We are Ishtar, we are tab, we are no right turn on red
We are the mustaches, the Beatles grew when they dropped

You are the heart dotting I in the word apologize
Scribbled drunk on a postcard sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name, airbrushed on the license plate
Of a Subaru that was registered in Pennsylvania

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We are Zima, we are Barf, we are Cinderblock Yard Art
We are Baldwin Brothers, not the good one but the others
We are Amway, we are Shemp, we are Sir David of Brent
We are the Queef after a porn star breaks the record

You are the heart dotting I in the word apologize
Scribbled drunk on a postcard sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name, airbrushed on the license plate
Of a Subaru that was registered in Pennsylvania

Do you even know what a wawa is, girl?
Do you even know what a wawa is?
Do you even know what a wawa is, girl?
Do you even know what a wawa is?
I'm in a state of P, A




14.Strictly For The Tardcore (修改)

作词:James M Franks

Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, me too, so fuck Will Smith
That don't rhyme, drats

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15.That Cough Came With A Prize (提供)

作词:James M. Franks

[Coughing]




16.No Hard Feelings (Birthday) (修改)

作词:J Franks

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you
'Cause you ain't nothin' but trash
I put out despite the fact that you're like a
Hawaiian Punch mustache

Right under my nose thinking
I'm so Colonel Klink oblivious
But how could I not see, you got off scot free
'Cause I know this means it

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

If I wanna be repeatedly, shit on
I'll go make Dutch porn
When roughly translated even your naked truth
Means squat and what's more

I'm missing you like a hijacked flight
On September 11th
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I don't know who got on you but I'm not wrong
In thanking them since it

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again
You know I wouldn't give a fuck
When what I should have got is over you sooner
So now I'm just gonna wrap it up

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again
You know I wouldn't give a fuck
When what I should have got is over you sooner
So now I'm just gonna wrap it up

I'm just gonna wrap it up
I'm just gonna wrap it up
And I'm just gonna wrap it up
I'm just gonna wrap it up

I'm just gonna wrap it up
I'm just gonna wrap it up
And I'm just gonna wrap it up
I'm just gonna wrap it up




17.Overheard In A Wawa Parking Lot (提供)

作词:J Franks

The only thing going down in this car
Is the window 'cause your pussy stank




18.Screwing You On The Beach At Night (修改)

作词:Harry Dean, James Franks

Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
This used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
Brushes ever so gently against some boobs

I guess it's hard to believe that one man
Could have a ponytail this sensitive and
Distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you

I know my haikus are freaking intense
But even the words I made up to sound French
Don't express my feelings for your toilet parts

I would show up for our pottery class
Dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars

Fucking's cool but Jimmy is a romantic type
Loitering on cliffs thinking about stuff like
Screwing you on the beach at night

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Fucking's cool but Jimmy is a romantic type
Loitering on cliffs thinking about stuff like
Screwing you on the beach at night

One milkshake, two straws

Fucking's cool but Jimmy is a romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like
Screwing you on the beach at night

Fucking's cool but Jimmy is a romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like
Screwing you on the beach at night

Don't I sound so sexy?
Echo
Don't I sound so sexy?
Echo

Release the doves




19.A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper is (修改)

Bloodhound Gang
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, 'shallow grave', this pretty little thing come
up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said
her name was Bambi and I said, 'Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was
just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer.' Well she smiled, had about as much
teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face
like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess
she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're
dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says,
'Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the
doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a
cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?' Well, ten beers,
twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if
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you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have
to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy
baby formula.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid
on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. There I was browsin'
through the latest issue of 'Throb', when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the
back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any
good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon
of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an
eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'




20.Right Turn Clyde (修改)

Bloodhound Gang
Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me, 'Public Enemy' but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in, 'Star 80' wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me

Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think?
I think you might be Darwin's missing link

Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?

Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the, 'Academy Awards'
That's why I ran like a flock of seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee

All in all you're just another dick with no balls, balls, balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls, balls, balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
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Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you
Like your shrimp you like' em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel, where's your brother Daryl?
Where's your other brother Daryl?

Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time

Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp
In your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken
Your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone

All in all you're just another dick with no balls, balls, balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls, balls, balls

Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
...




21.The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey (修改)

作词:Jimmy Franks

Here are the 10 coolest things about New Jersey
Hit it boys, get away from me, can't you see
I'm just losing you, aren't you just on your own?

The new things
10, shit, 9, fuck, 8, cunt and 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, bitches
Almost the end of the song
Go, go, go, go crash bitches hell you made us stop

The song let's start again up, down the Jersey continues
Still alone, off the bar, locked in a cage alone in the 10 10
(10 10)
Coolest things about New Jersey that's all goodbye




22.The Cough That Came With A Prize (提供)

Bloodhound Gang




23.The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey (提供)

Bloodhound Gang
(Most Versions have 10 seconds of silence)




24.Convoy (修改)

Bloodhound Gang
He's got a mind like Einstein and hair like Ralph Mouth
Skippy K's like peanut butter on the roof of your mouth
My name is Skippy K and I'm the ... back
And I'll make your heads go spinnin' as if you were smokin' crack
We picked the point in time to get with some kind of knack
All of them is wack Jack so ... to the whole pack
We're in the captain's category, division league of our own
So if you have to be the ho call us up on the phone
Once again I'm Skippy K and Bloodhound Gang is my group
And we'll play you Willie Rogers when we're rhymin a loop
A loop it loop it loop it bustin' out through the air
So now you wanna hear some rhymes from my man if you can
I got my hand in my pocket and my finger's on the trigger
My pulse is gettin' ... still not gettin' larger
We boomin' crashin' crashin' boom we're just like the thunder
What doesn't kill us makes us larger so you better put us under
Under the sea in an octopus's garden
... steal the Bloodhound Gang if we beg to your pardon
Don't you have to give us ... for our ... screw
Yeah we should let you ... us and you were standing on our shoes
But who wouldn't K? Whatcha know is ... ..nny
We'll give you the moon but we'll make your day sunny
Stuff it deep inside just like a Jack-in-the-Box
Ya eatin' bageles and locks and we're out with your socks
Your socks your socks your slave would have been smarter
... too stupid for like you were Jimmy Carter

We got ... the night
Convoy
We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
Convoy
We got ... the night
Convoy
We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
Convoy

I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all
I'm an Alkaseltzer that's right you're a seagull
Now I'm clearin' up my mess and I'm makin' some space
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For ... Micro Bo Bass
So don't get me mad or I'll turn loose and ...
Like I'm built like my skills so get your hands off my ankles
With black ... hand I'll turn into a Ninja
Cut you up in seconds like a ...
Tear me down we're on a Rampage, it never gets by
Like a ... my laundry ... sirens
Sleep a day for a week like I'm a Rip Van Winkle
And I'm only wakin' up when I'm takin' a tinkle
Jimmy Pop in your mouth like a tuna there are two
Because there's a rock in my shoe and ... might be you
(AHHH!)
(AHHH!)
(AHHH!)
(AHHH!)
So if you try to be me y'all just livin' a lie
Pack up all your belongings kiss your momma goodbye
Drive away in a car I'll put a ... in a rap
...
Like the Hardy Boys are makin' noise and ... around the plot
See everybody overlooked the fact that ... was a Nazi
... make the lantern jammy jam and shake the ...
Yo wanted twin powers ... more ... than ice my breakers
Now I'm ...
... challenge my authority
'cause being in my presence ... survive
...
... mic in my hand I will start to ...
I'm the ruler of the world ... auf nouvedersen

We got ... the night
Convoy
We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
Convoy
We got ... the night
Convoy
We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
Convoy




25.Pickles and Fudge (修改)

Bloodhound Gang
Pickles and fudge bananas and carrots
I got the applesauce you got the spare ribs
Turn the lights out (Change and excess?) makes a really good mix
Bubblegum swirl and celery sticks
I'm the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness monster
.. was a ... Jerry's kids need a sponsor
It's kinda half bootleg, and it'll bang your head back
A glass of urine and can quench your thirst
I'm puttin' on my ... gonna do the 'Night Ranger'
Down for the night in my broken down manger
Cuz I'm a huskin' a huskin' a huskin' your corn
And he was gamin' on the fetus just before she was born
When I'm feelin' oriental I gotta rub my chin
I'm gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga Din
Tiny bubbles in the tub pull my fingers Lawrence Welk
If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk
Have a taste Micro Bo Base 'cause all girlies got smiles
You're gettin' on my case like the Rockford Files
Take the pressure out her mouth, sometimes I'll have to ask
Went on T.V. and a car... mouth bass
Crazy Eddie in the slammer 'cause he's giving it all away
John Boy run in the barn with the horse and the hay
Jimmy Pop mooches mommy's smooches lungs are filled with tar
Do you even know who we are?

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

We're playing the Palladium you can't get on Star Search
Micro Bo Bass standin' tall he can do the 'Funky Lurch'
I'm a driving experience fart fart Fig Newton
Our mic is the difference 'tween rolls (fat rolls) and Wayne Newton
J.F.K.'s head is a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle
Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle
'cause I'm looking like a pump but I'm feelin' like a sneaker
To rise to the attention that's why you're ... beaker
I'm a ... I'm baby ... mean
I'm ... a lotta ladies or the Mr. Clean
This land is your land
This land is my land
'cause I'm so fit they call me Mr. Fitness
And I got more rhymes that Jahova's got witness'
... is a camel under Yasser Arafat
........
... is a Cassanova .... girlfriend's ...
You took it hook line sinker like Charlie the ...
'cause I'm calling your bluff like I'm a piss-poor tuna
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One banana two banana three banana four
I'm takin' pri.. and I'm knockin' down your door
Claude Van Damme, Spam on the can
Excelsior Stan the Man
Was it Micro Bo Bass
Or I'm the ...
Do you even know who we are?

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

Michael ... playin' on the lace with the number of the peace
I'm like a sour made-wine with your girlfriend's yeast
...
Ernie's shootin' up he gets his fix from Bert
Snuffleupagus Snuffleupagus
I bet none of you will ever get enough of this
... buggin' out with Dick Nixon
'cause I've got more rhymes than Ivan Dixson
Drivin' up the bridge jump the cliff Aaaahhhh!
I've got the hives close your mouths now
What's the word? Thunderbird (Pac-man theme starts)
What's the price? Fourty third
High school nerd and shot your cat
I make the punk back up with a whiffleball bat
Playin' three card monte yes I got your mommy's silver
Come on Pop Man (Asking Jimmy Pop to finish the rhyme)
you know nothing rhymes with silver
I got your mommy's silver playin' three card monte
I shot ... without hurting anybody
Ants in the pants don't break the ice
Don't spill the beans don't eat that rice
Uncle Bens come again
Uncle Bens come again come again Uncle Bens
Like Unkle Bens rice with no grand prize
...
... what the hell's going on here?
... with some R C beer
Eatin' messy mother with an ice cream bar
Do you even know who we are?

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise




26.Should Have Been There (修改)

Bloodhound Gang
Yo I'm on top the king of the crop
My name is Jimmy Frank you can call me Jimmy Pop
I'm like Schenider one day at a time
I'm feelin' like Bob Vila nailin' up your behind
To my wall like Daniel-son
I'm waxing on I'm waxing off I'm waxing off my gun
Just like a pistol bang bang, take your order
You're shakin' and your ... is filled with water
Micro Bo Bass ... so what the ...
Pixie sticks 'cause I'm the ...
... 'cause you know I ain't the ...
Rather pull on my rubber band than take them off my fish hook
...'s know for steppin' ...
Better pick up your ...
...

Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there

Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there

'D' is for 'Drum'
...
...
... padiddle the monkey in the middle
Tryin' to be someone else just like ...
... freshin' would you give to first
No one ever marry you for better or worse
Or for worse or for worse come to Mr. ...
A ... without a condom ...
And by the way your girlie ...
So I'm down on my bed springin' like ...
'cause I'm the Sugar Daddy
And you're Boss Hogg
I'll get your ... like you're Pavlov's dog
I got all the answers to all the questions
Sit back and relaxin' and I'll teach you a lesson
... dirty blue
... and call me Jesus
... get the get the lollipop
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... Jimmy Pop
... been me
I liked me so much I bought the company
'cause I moisten your mouth and I'll freshen your breath

Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there

Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there

Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there

Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there

Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there

Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there

Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there

Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there
Should have been there

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27.Turn Clyde (修改)

Bloodhound Gang
All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but i know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ¡®em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother daryl? where's your other brother daryl?
Givin' me that macho man randy savage stare
Wanna snap into a slim jim break my limbs but do i care?
No sorry i'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
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I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, i'll be glad that you do time
Here's the deal i cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone

All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Right turn clyde
Right turn clyde
Right turn clyde
Right turn clyde




28.Lift Your Head Up High (修改)

Bloodhound Gang
Do you still go to raves?
Do you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf?
Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?
Broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
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Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail
Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

So take your life instead of taking it for granted
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse
Backwards like Judas Preist first did

Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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29.Nowhere Slow (修改)

Bloodhound Gang
Bloodhound boys
Bloodhound girls
Bloodhound noise
Bloodhound world
Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
Don't matter what town what state what show
Hell-bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow




30.Altogether Ooky (修改)

Bloodhound Gang
Caught you sniffing my boxers
Who the fuck does that at Red Lobster?
Creep me like when Tom Cruise laughs
That's how your finger felt in my ass

I'm gonna go to your house on the back of a horse with
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl

The way your kisses tasted
Skeeve me the hell out like shitting naked
Why would I wanna stay friends?
Rather get raped by clowns again

I'm gonna go to your house on the back of a horse with
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl

I'm gonna go to your house on the back of a horse with
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A bunch of villagers carrying torches
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl

Put the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
Put the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again

Put the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
I put the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again

I put the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
Put the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again

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31.Reflections of Remoh (修改)

Bloodhound Gang
{The Bloodhound Gang record's called 'One Fierce Beer Coaster'
And on the front of the record there's a picture of a beer coaster
So the record looks like a beer coaster
Ho hoo hoo hoo}

{That's some funny fuckin' shit mother fucker
That shit's wack, that shit's funny
That shit's funny and wack
Oh my God! Hoo hoo hoo}




32.Chew Toy 7' (修改)

Bloodhound Gang

x4 Woah-Oh-oh,
Woah-Oh-oh.

Can't by love so let's just make it.
Jealous of your dog cause he's seen me naked.
I'll sniff your rear, if I get my paws on ya.
Think that's weird? Wait till you hear how
we're gonna
Role play, The Color Purple, do shit you'd read in Trent Reznor's journal.
Fuck to the sound of a zombie choir, till your private parts look like they've been in a fire.
Turned on, but it feels so wrong, like when you relate to a NickelBack song.
Inhibition is gone with the blinds drawn, but you don't mind doing it with the lights on.
Cause I bet the kind of love that you make to a man would look good as a mural on my uncles van.
He rents to own lend me his cologne, now I feel like a wolf with a saxophone.

You make me Looney Tunes
I hallucinate.
When I see you,
I see steak.

Smirk, nod, wet my lips like when a black running-back knows how great he is.
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With an amazing win, back in a stadium full of motherfuckers that regret trading him.
But I digress, Why's your dress not on the floor? Thighs and breasts make the best fried chicken but yours
Made the bucket list, don't know what the fuck that is, something like a dying wish.
Wish I was dying with
you on top of me like a fraction. A 10 that's over 18 can't do the math then,
cram time, you got behind, let me school that butt like it's Columbine.
So fine, like Charlie Brown's hair. Out to get you over hear and in your underwear.
Hit that pussy at home, like a predator drone. Now I feel like a wolf with a saxophone.

You make me Looney Tunes
I hallucinate.
When I see you,
I see steak.

My jaw hit the floor as someone played the trumpet.
Then my tongue rolled out, now ain't that some shit?
Heard a foghorn, then my heart popped out.
It was shaped like a heart, what the fuck is that about?

x4 Woah-Oh-oh,
Woah-Oh-oh.




33.Discovery Channel (修改)

Bloodhound Gang

Ha ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought me
And you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want to you smothered, want you covered
Like my waffle house, hash, browns

Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reaching apex like Coca Cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
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Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics

Let me be specific
I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory

So if I capsize on your thighs, high tide
B 5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
Im Mr.Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours, Ill show you mine
Tool time, youll love it just like Lyle
And then well do it doggy style
So we can both watch X-files

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel




34.The Choice Is Yours (修改)

Bloodhound Gang

You can get with this or you can get with that
You can get with this or you can get with that
You can get with this or you can get with that
I think you'll get with this for this is where it's at

Here they come.

Who's the black sheep? What's the black sheep?
Don't know who I am or when I'm comin' so you sleep
Wasn't in my room wasn't in my sphere
Knew not who I was but listen here
Therefore I ignore I do as I feel inside
I live with me I got my back tonight
Can I hear a 'Hey?' Hey Can I get a 'Yo?' Yo
You got a hat? Huh? It's for the hos oh
Stylin' is creative black sheep of the native
Can't be violated or even decepticated
I got brothers in the jungle cousins on the quest
Deaf retarded uncles in parties where they rest
Now you can get with this or you can get with that
I think you'll get with this for this is kind of phat
If you get with that then you will surely miss
'Cause that is so wack get with this

You can get with this or you can get with that
You can get with this or you can get with that
You can get with this or you can get with that
I think you'll get with this for this is where it's at

Engine Engine Number Nine
On the New York transit line
If my train jumps off the track
Pick it up pick it up pick it up

C'mon

Engine Engine Number Nine
On the New York transit line
If my train jumps off the track
Pick it up pick it up pick it up

Whoo

Where's the black sheep? Here's the black sheep
Even if we wanted to the flock could not be weak
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Open the door you best believe
We're sliding through it swiftly
Niftily we can make it hip to be
What we are 'cause what we be
The epitome doo dah dipity
Any time capacity was filled tried to rock it
Any time a honey gave us play tried to knock it
Never was a fool so we finished school
Never see us sweat and you'll never see us drool
Out to rock the globe while it's still here to rock
Don't punch girls and we don't punch a clock
Gotta go gotta go see you later by the cat
And you can't beat that with a bat

You can get with this or you can get with that
You can get with this or you can get with that
You can get with this or you can get with that
I think you'll get with this for this is where it's at
Engine Engine Number Nine
On the New York transit line
If my train jumps off the track
Pick it up pick it up pick it up

C'mon

Engine Engine Number Nine
On the New York transit line
If my train jumps off the track
Pick it up pick it up pick it up

Whoo

Engine Engine Number Nine
On the New York transit line
If my train jumps off the track
Pick it up pick it up pick it up

C'mon

Engine Engine Number Nine
On the New York transit line
If my train jumps off the track
Pick it up pick it up pick it up

Whoo




35.The Roof Is On Fire (修改)

Bloodhound Gang

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy,
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high,
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly,
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried',
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine,
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice,
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is,
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven,
This honkey's gone to heaven,
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well,
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk,
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And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist,
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Everybody here we go,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Throw your hands in the air,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Wave 'em like you don't care,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everbody say ho,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everybody here we go.

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36.The Vagina Song (修改)

Bloodhound Gang

Some of them are hairy, Some of them are bald
Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called
VagiHaaaina!(vagina)
VagaHoooo!(vagina)
They call that thing..vagina
Some belong to virgins, They're really tight and strong
But big or small i love em'all
That's why i sing my song!
VagiHaaaina!(vagina)
VagaHoooo!(vagina)
They call that thing..vagina
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Vagina!
Some of them are smelly, Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve cause they've been douched too much
VagiHaaaina!(vagina)
VagaHoooo!(vagina)
They call that thing..vagina
VagiHaaaina!(vagina)
VagaHoooo!(vagina)
They call that thing..vagina
Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina, in the morning




37.Nowhere Slow (修改)

Bloodhound Gang

Bloodhound Gang
Miscellaneous
Nowhere Slow
Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand
That a-hole bands have a-hole fans
Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame
Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same
So fame ain't gonna live forever
Never worrying about dying cause it can't be any better
But whatever happens to happen always happens for the worst
And if the worst is yet to happen I hope it happens to you
first
So hello Joe what do you know?
Heard ya just got back from a Bloodhound show
Did you do the Batussi or did you do the Hustle?
Did you do the Flamin' Waffle or the Super Bowl Shuffle?
No matter what you did you're gonna be amused
If you were not entertained you did not drink enough booze
If ya get your eyes a'fuzzin' then we'll get your ears
a'buzzin'
Cause we play around the world you play around with your
cousin
Bloodhound boys
Bloodhound girls
Bloodhound noise
Bloodhound world
Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
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Don't matter what town what state what show
Hell-bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow
We rock Philadelphia Baltimore Las Vegas Indianapolis
Louisville Atlanta New Orleans and Minneapolis
Houston Tucson Phoenix Buffalo
Tulsa Mobile Albuquerque Wichita and Orlando
Portland Salt Lake City Memphis Washington D.C.
Charlotte Oklahoma City Little Rock and Milwuakee
Cleveland Tampa Norfolk Dallas Raleigh Hartford Cincinatti
Boston Nashville Kansas City Chattanooga and Miami
Honolulu Richmond Austin Pittsburgh San Antonio
Baton Rouge and Anchorage and Birmingham and Toledo
Denver Detroit Dayton Spokane Fresno
And Jacksonville Colombus Springfield New York Sacramento
Los Angeles St. Paul St. Louis San Francisco
Madison Knoxville Seattle San Jose and San Diego
Jackson Omaha Des Moines Boise Providence Chicago
But no where in New Jersey that's the only place we won't go

Bloodhound boys
Bloodhound girls
Bloodhound noise
Bloodhound world
Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn
Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone
Don't matter what town what state what show
Hell-bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow