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Big Bad Bosses
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Egg Man
Swanky beats
I'm up at six, like the morning glory
Bakes breakfast out my inventory
Get to the point, won't bore you with the story
(Surprise)
It's eggs!
Gotta rule over all them zones
Got the tones that's blowin' up phones
But when I'm hungry
You know I'm gonna jones for
EGGS!
Fettucini ala ovo
In the kitchen where the pros go
I'd cook you somethin' 'pro bono'
But all I know is eggs!
(I'm a chef, I roll hard)
Huevos rancharos
Or Motuleños
Drop in jalepenos
Like pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!
I'm Dr. Eggman
I'm not an egg, man
Don't make me beg, man
Don't play no game
I wrote the book, man
On how to cook, man
Alright now look, man
I've got a name
People call me Eggman 'cause of my shape?
Not Dr. Avacado or Dr. Grape?
I'm an ovoid man with an ovoid plan
That's eggs!
(Straight up on a grittle or a pan)
People see me moustache
Start to make me nauseous
Fools like to step in
Ask if I'm a walrus
That's the wrong song
What's the matter with you?
But screw it! I gotta 300 IQ!
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I gotta multiple genre plan
I got 420 rings
I'm like Australian Burger King
'Cause I put eggs on everything
Back to business, back to me Green Hills
I got that custard, they pay me in Queen Bills
French Toast, take the day off
With eggs!
(Put 'em in your face!)
I gotta lock on protein
That's why my figure stays so lean
I'm gonna dominate the whole scene
With eggs!
Mess around and I throw down my gauntlet
Round Chef Challenge
Make your best omelet
Okonomiyaki or Matze Brei
I poach and I paste and I scramble and I fry!
And I can fly! Did I mention that?
I got machinary to crush you flat!
But when I'm mean and I go full fat
Free tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat!
Swanky brass
I'm Dr. Eggman
I'm not an egg, man
Don't make me beg, man
Won't make no gain
I wrote the book, man
On how to cook, man
Alright now look, man
I've got a name
It's Dr. Eggman
It's Dr. Eggman
It's Dr. Eggman
It's just a name
I'm Dr. Eggman (I'm not an egg, man!)
I'm Dr. Eggman (I'm not an egg, man!)
I'm Dr. Eggman (I'm not an egg, man!)
It's just my name
EGGA
- Special thanks to SquidReal for correcting the lyric.
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