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Once upon a time there was a mountain that rose out of a vast green forest. And in the forest there were birds and lakes and rocks and trees and rivers. The forest was also inhabited by a small group of people called the lizards. The lizards were a simple people and they had lived in the forest undisturbed for thousands of years in utter peace and tranquillity. Once a year when spring came, and the first blossoms began to show, the lizards would gather at the base of the mountain, to give thanks for all that they had. They thanked the birds and they thanked the lakes and they thanked the rocks and the trees and the rivers; but most importantly, they thanked Icculus. Icculus lived at the top of the mountain, or at least everyone thought so, for no one had actually ever seen him. But they knew he existed, because they had the Helping Friendly Book. Icculus had given the Helping Friendly Book to the Lizards thousands of years earlier as a gift. It contained all of the knowledge inherent in the universe, and had

enabled the Lizards to exist in harmony with nature for years. And so they lived; until one day a traveler arrived in Gamehendge.

His name was Wilson and he quickly became intrigued by the Lizards way of life. He asked if he could stay on and live in the forest; and the Lizards, who had never seen an outsider, were happy to oblige. Wilson lived with the Lizards for a few years, studying the ways of the Helping Friendly Book, and all was well. Until one morning when they awoke and the book was gone. Wilson explained that he had hidden the book, knowing that the Lizards had become dependent on it for survival. He declared himself king and enslaved the innocent people of Gamehendge. He cut down the trees and built a city, which he called Prussia. And in the center of the city he built a castle, and locked in the highest tower of the castle lay the Helping Friendly Book out of the reach of the Lizards forever. But our story begins at a different time, not in Gamehendge, but on a suburban street in Long Island, and our hero is no king sitting in a castle, he is a retired colonel shaving in his bathroom.

Colonel Forbin looked square in the mirror and dragged the blade across his cold creamed skin. He saw the tired little folds of flesh that lay in a heap beneath his eyes. Fifty-two years of obedient self-restraint, of hiding his tension behind a serene veil of composure. For fifty-two years he had piled it all on the back burner, and for fifty-two years it had boiled, frothing over in a turbulent storm inside of him. It had escaped through his eyes, reacting with the cigarette smoke and the fluorescent lights and slowly accumulating into a sagging mass.

He ran his dripping palm across the stubble on the nape of his neck and thought again about the door. He had discovered the door some months back on one of his ritualistic morning walks with his dog McGrupp. It had started out as a typical stroll with McGrupp bounding joyously ahead of the preoccupied colonel. As they reached the apex of the hill, he saw it and he knew it had always been there, and felt foolish for overlooking the door for so long. At first, he tried to ignore it, but he soon found that it was impossible, and slowly his newly acquired knowledge transformed his dreary life into a prison from which there was only one escape. And on this morning, Colonel Forbin stepped through the door.

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Miscellaneous 1
Album songs
1.Alumni Blues
2.The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
5.AC/DC Bag
8.Union Federal(Provided)
9.Guelah Papyrus
10.Avinu Malkenu
12.Big Black Furry Creature From Mars
13.Blue and Lonesome
15.Buffalo Bill
16.Carolina On My Mind
17.Colonel Forbin's Ascent Narrative - version1
18.Colonel Forbin's Ascent Narrative - version2
19.Cracklin' Rosie
20.The Curtain
21.Daniel Saw the Stone
22.Dear Mrs. Reagan
23.Destiny Unbound Modifications
24.Dog Log (or Doggone Dog)
25.Free Bird
26.Fuck Your Face
27.Halley's Comet ->
30.I Didn't Know
31.If I Only had a Brain
32.TV Show
33.Language Instructions
34.Love You
35.Loving Cup
36.McGrupp and the Watchful Hosemasters
37.My Mind's Got a Mind of its Own
38.Nellie Kane
40.No Dogs Allowed
41.Old Home Place
42.Paul and Silas
43.Punch You In the Eye
45.Runaway Jim
47.Trials and Tribulations
48.Sleeping Monkey ->
49.Strange Design
50.Suzie Greenberg
51.Timber Ho!
52.The Landlady(Provided)
53.Uncle Pen
54.The Inlaw Josey Wales(Provided)
55.Esther (Alternate Version)
59.Anything but Me
60.Back on the Train
62.Bitchin' Again
64.Carolina (or Carolina On My Mind)
65.Crimes Of The Mind
67.Destiny Unbound
72.Family Picture
73.Famous Mockingbird
74.First Tube(Provided)
75.Gotta Jibboo
76.Heavy Things
77.Introduction Narration (Modify)
78.King of Nothing
80.Lucy In The Subway
82.Mexican Cousin
84.Ordinary Day
85.Pebbles And Marbles
87.Revolution's Over
88.Round Room