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Too Short( Too $hort )

I Wish I Was A Baller

Hello?
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back

I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
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See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' I 'm a figaro
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm a have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should notice how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala





Too Short( Too $hort )
Miscellaneous
Album songs
1.Call Me
2.F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
3.Crush Cologne
4.Can't Stay Away (Outro)
5.It's Alright
6.Dangerous Crew
7.Here We Go
8.Players Holiday
9.Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
10.It's About That Money
11.Nation Riders
12.G-2000
13.Don't Trust Her
14.In The Studio
15.Giving Up the Funk
16.Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'
17.Ain't Nothin' but a Word to Me
18.Playboy Short II
19.Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack
20.A Week Ago
21.shake dat monkey
22.Gangsters And Strippers
23.I Wish I Was A Baller (Modify)
24.I'm Pimpin'
25.Funk Session
26.Female Funk
27.Cocktails
28.Can I Get A -----
29.Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (With Ice Cube)
30.I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)
31.Tell The Feds
32.Only The Strong Survive
33.Domestic Violence (Featuring E-40)
34.I Need A Freak
35.This How We Eat
36.Playboy &hort
37.It's About That Money (Bonus Track)
38.19,999
39.Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)
40.I'm a Player
41.Just Another Day
42.Life's Too Short
43.Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)
44.Leave It Alone
45.Candy Paint (Featuring MC Breed)
46.Chase The Cat (Featuring Dolla Will)
47.Don't Even Stop
48.The Bitch Sucks Dick
49.Pimpin' Inc.
50.I Wanna Do It
51.I Want To Be Free
52.Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life
53.Money On the Floor - feat. E-40
54.Pimpin' Forever - Main Version - Explicit
55.Blow The Whistle (ghetto mix clean)
56.Nothing Feels Better - Main Version - Explicit
57.Playboy $hort Ll
58.Pimpandho. Com
59.Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
60.Life Is... Too Short (clean extended remix)
61.Pimp Sh*t
62.$hort Dog's in the House
63.Still Strugglin'
64.It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U mix)
65.Yo Neck Yo Back (Clean)
66.Gangsters & Strippers
67.Sugar Daddy
68.Keep Bouncin' (feat. Snoop Dogg & will.i.am) (clean)
69.I Ain't Nothin' but a Dog (live remix)
70.Cootie Cootie Coo