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Too Short( Too $hort )



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Too Short( Too $hort )

Playboy Short II

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen
I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring
I be a player fo' life so where's my wife
Prob'ly at the rehab stuck on the pipe
'Cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'
Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland
Got way mo' bitches than I ever need
I put that on a big fat bag of weed
'Cause I can give you a bitch who wouldn't give you joint
Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point
So you can light that weed
While I spit this rap
And tell you 'bout a player from way back
I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked
Now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts
Gittin' freaky in the right situations
You wanna rap well that's a nice occupation
To git pussy when you want 'n how you want it foo'
'Cause I was fuckin' ugly hoes back in high schoo'
I used to fuck young-ass hoes
Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes
Now I fuck top notch bitches
Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches
'Bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set
Been mackin' fo' years 'n ain't fell of yet
So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy
Throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy
'Cause I never would fron' on my folks
I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes
Bitches come a dime a dozen
So don't get mad when I fuck your cousin
Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch
Short Dog in the house with some player shit

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

All the fake players peep game from the real
Player hatin' lover tell me how do ya feel
When you front to the homies how you grind 'em
Look fo' a tramp, but you can't find 'em
You got one girlfriend you see her every night
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Comin' around the partners, lyin' about your life
Looked at your watch it said six twenty-two
Cut to the house and said baby I love you
Can't act like a mack like playboy Sho'
An' the rest of the macks in the streets of the O bitch
Comin' up we learn how to freak these hoes
And when your through gittin' yours then you shake these hoes
And when your older, it's nothin' but a routine
Makin' G's everyday workin' blue jeans
I know I seen it before
I see it again
Young tender saying Short would you be my man

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

Yeeeah there's alot of fake players out there
Talkin' bad about Ant Banks, you know what I'm sayin'
But hey ain' trippin up
Short Dog, what you do about them player haters

Try 'n stay away from Kriss Kross imitators
Put ya in a cross 'cause they really jus' haters
I thought you knew, Short Dog is a player
Born to mack, 'n got bitches everywhere
I ride around town in my clean-ass cars
Screenin' these hoes like movie stars
Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat
I was born to mack
I'm hookin' hoes like crack, I be a monkey on your back bitch
Until you kick that Short Dog habit got you on my dick
And even though I can't fuck you every day
That's 'cause I got another bitch aroun' the way
We can all get together on a late night
Cut to the house hook somethin' up real tight
I really don't care
Cause I'm a player

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass
I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass





Too Short( Too $hort )
Miscellaneous
Album songs
1.Call Me
2.F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
3.Crush Cologne
4.Can't Stay Away (Outro)
5.It's Alright
6.Dangerous Crew
7.Here We Go
8.Players Holiday
9.Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
10.It's About That Money
11.Nation Riders
12.G-2000
13.Don't Trust Her
14.In The Studio
15.Giving Up the Funk
16.Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'
17.Ain't Nothin' but a Word to Me
18.Playboy Short II (Modify)
19.Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack
20.A Week Ago
21.shake dat monkey
22.Gangsters And Strippers
23.I Wish I Was A Baller
24.I'm Pimpin'
25.Funk Session
26.Female Funk
27.Cocktails
28.Can I Get A -----
29.Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (With Ice Cube)
30.I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)
31.Tell The Feds
32.Only The Strong Survive
33.Domestic Violence (Featuring E-40)
34.I Need A Freak
35.This How We Eat
36.Playboy &hort
37.It's About That Money (Bonus Track)
38.19,999
39.Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)
40.I'm a Player
41.Just Another Day
42.Life's Too Short
43.Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)
44.Leave It Alone
45.Candy Paint (Featuring MC Breed)
46.Chase The Cat (Featuring Dolla Will)
47.Don't Even Stop
48.The Bitch Sucks Dick
49.Pimpin' Inc.
50.I Wanna Do It
51.I Want To Be Free
52.Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life
53.Money On the Floor - feat. E-40
54.Pimpin' Forever - Main Version - Explicit
55.Blow The Whistle (ghetto mix clean)
56.Nothing Feels Better - Main Version - Explicit
57.Playboy $hort Ll
58.Pimpandho. Com
59.Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
60.Life Is... Too Short (clean extended remix)
61.Pimp Sh*t
62.$hort Dog's in the House
63.Still Strugglin'
64.It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U mix)
65.Yo Neck Yo Back (Clean)
66.Gangsters & Strippers
67.Sugar Daddy
68.Keep Bouncin' (feat. Snoop Dogg & will.i.am) (clean)
69.I Ain't Nothin' but a Dog (live remix)
70.Cootie Cootie Coo