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Eminem( Slim Shady )

Rain Man - Album Version (Edited)

Yeah
Definitely, definitely, definitely dope
Definitely, definitely K-Mart, yeah
Yeah

You find me offensive
I find you offensive for findin' me offensive
Hence if I should draw out or line any fences
If so, to what extents if any should I go
Cause it's getting expensive
Bein' on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain
When I go to lengths, this
Far at other people's expenses
I say you're all just too God damned sensitive
It's censorship and it's downright blasphemous
Let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Christo-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me I even believe I
Had one of those twenty-five cent stickers on my refrigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must of put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor
I killed Superman I killed Super-man, and how ironic
That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

Cause I ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi my name is
I forgot my name
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is
Rain Man

Now in the bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex
Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before during or after
Performing the act of that which
Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids, in a more derogatory way
But who's to say, what's fair to say
And what not to say
Let's ask Dr. Dre (What up?)
Dr. Dre, I got a question if I may (Yeah)
Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt butt when he tees off (Yeah)
But uh, I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant, it was just an accident
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But he tripped fell slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a female's butt
Is that gay
I just need to clear things up
'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because

Cause I ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi my name is
I forgot my name
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is
Rain Man

You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit this is the same verse, I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider sense is tellin me Spider-Man is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whoop ass canister
God damnit Dre, where's the God damned beat (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
Demonic, yup yup, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away
And as she flew around the room like a balloon
I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can
And zoom, I headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich
And I don't even gotta make no God damned sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

Cause I ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi my name is
I forgot my name
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is
Rain Man

Cause ah ha ha ha ha
Yup, Rain Man
Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre
Super dope, beatmaker
Two thousand, two thousand four-hundred and eighty-seven million
Nine hundred and se-seventy-three thousand four hundred and sixty-three
...and seventy (yeah)





Eminem( Slim Shady )
Miscellaneous 4
Album songs
1.3) Stan
2.9) Remember Me
3.10) I'm Back
4.Bitch Please Ll
5.Go To Sleep Bitch
6.Bitch Please Part 2
7.Marshall Mathers LP
8.Public Service Announcement 20
9.Get U Mad
10.My Daddy's Gone Crazy
11.When The Music Stops [Feat. D12]
12.I Remember (Dedication To Whitey Ford)
13.Just Don't Give A F*** - Clean Version
14.Eminem - Stan
15.Stan. Feat, Dido
16.I Just Dont Give A Fuck
17.Just Don't Give
18.Ass Like That (Produced By Dr)
19.Like Toy Soldiers (Produced By Eminem)
20.Evil Deeds (Produced By Dr. Dre)
21.Eminem - Without Me (Dirty)
22.Eminem-Cleaning Out My Closet
23.Criminal I
24.Crazy In Love (Produced By Eminem)
25.18) Criminal
26.No One's Iller Then Me
27.Stan (Clean Version)
28.Renegade
29.Shake That
30.8Mile 1st battle
31.Patiently Waiting (50 Cent Jumped Into Crowd)
32.Say Goodbye To Hollywood Instrumental
33.Kings Never Die (feat. Gwen Stefani)
34.When the Music Stop
35.Survival of the Fittest
36.Real Slim Shady
37.Come on In (Verse)
38.Just Don't Give - Album Version (Edited)
39.By My Side
40.Space Bound (Clean)
41.Evil Twin - Skit
42.Dr. West - Skit (Edited)
43.Steve Berman - Skit (Edited)
44.Beautiful - Album Version (Edited)
45.Deja Vu - Album Version (Edited)
46.Must Be The Ganja - Album Version (Edited)
47.Stay Wide Awake - Album Version (Edited)
48.Paul - Skit (Edited)
49.Same Song & Dance - Album Version (Edited)
50.Tonya - Skit (Edited)
51.My Mom - Album Version (Edited)
52.3 a.m. - Album Version (Edited)
53.Mr. Mathers - Skit
54.Evil Deeds - Album Version (Edited)
55.Ricky Ticky Toc - Album Version (Edited)
56.Love You More - Album Version (Edited)
57.We As Americans - Album Version (Edited)
58.Final Thought (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
59.Crazy In Love - Album Version (Edited)
60.Em Calls Paul (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
61.Big Weenie - Album Version (Edited)
62.Rain Man - Album Version (Edited) (Modify)
63.Paul (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
64.Puke - Album Version (Edited)
65.Mosh - Album Version (Edited)
66.Yellow Brick Road - Album Version (Edited)
67.Just Lose It - Album Version (Edited)
68.Ken Kaniff - Skit (Explicit)
69.3 a.m. - Travis Barker Remix, Explicit Version
70.Business - Live Audio Version
71.Rabbit Run - Soundtrack Version (Explicit)
72.Rabbit Run - Soundtrack Version
73.Sing For The Moment - Instrumental Version
74.Business - A Capella Version
75.Shady Narcotics - Album Version (Edited)
76.Public Enemy #1 - Album Version (Edited)
77.No Apologies - Album Version (Edited)
78.8 Mile - Soundtrack Version (Edit)
79.The Real Slim Shady - Live (Explicit)
80.Shake That - Album Version (Edited)- SUPERCLEAN
81.When I'm Gone - Album Version (Edited)
82.Mockingbird - Album Version (Edited)
83.Like Toy Soldiers - Album Version (Edited)
84.The Conspiracy (Freestyle) - DJ Green Lantern Version
85.Not Afraid (live at T in the Park)
86.Phenomenal ((From 'Southpaw'))
87.My Name Is (a cappella)
88.Superman (clean radio edit)
89.Ass Like That (edited version)
90.Business (live)
91.Cleanin' Out My Closet (radio edit)
92.Stimulate (Non-Album Track)
93.When I'm Gone (clean version)
94.Berzerk (Workout Mix by Chani)
95.Sing for the Moment (clean radio edit)
96.We Made You (clean)
97.Stan (director's cut video)
98.I Run Rap (Massive Trip Blnd)
99.Bullys Pt.2