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楊秀卿
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鯉魚精–2
作詞：楊秀卿、 儲見智
作曲：傳統曲調
這馬三藏徒弟一下去了後，
來講鯉魚這爿頭，
哇！這个修煉啦，運功好勢囉，這馬起來佇咧水面四界趖，四界走。
欸！鼻著一陣這甚乜芳味啊？嘑！我著來去共伊看覓咧。哇！我都「看一看咧便知道」囉！哈哈哈！
為甚乜講這鯉仔去鼻著芳味呢？啊伊這个著是啊，三藏著是天頂的金仙子來轉世，伊出世著是攏有食清菜，所以身體啊，伊的身軀著是攏有仙氣，伊所排出來的糞、排卸物啦，攏是芳的啦，袂臭著著啦！
這馬這鯉魚在水中佇咧活動，
鼻著一陣遮清芳，
按呢必有是好食的食物無別項，
共伊看覓咧，哎喲，哪會遮好空？
哇！今仔得著好物件來到位。各位，咱自古以來著是按怎？魚仔愛食糞呢！你看咱頂頭飼豬，著毋？彼豬牢的糞攏全共放落水底去。彼號吳郭魚飼甲按呢逐尾肥閣大尾。嘑！肥朒朒，都攏是為著食這款排卸物起因啦。所以講這个鯉魚這馬看著這个物件，敢若像講咱去見著雞仔鴨彼號豬肉。嘑啊！真好食著著啦。這馬一喙共伊食甲空空空。
這馬鯉魚仔食物食了後，
哎喲！僥倖是凊汗一直流，
身軀痛疼我是難開口，
為何哪會變這款的齣頭？
哎喲！我的心肝煩惱抑亂操操。
鯉魚仔是疼甲佇遐佛佛跳，
規身痛疼擋袂牢，
(哎喲！疼死了我！)
即時昏倒在地茫茫渺渺，
欸！真是莫名其妙，
這號袂得明瞭。
話緊精神咿…哎喲喂！
觀來！欸，哎呀！
我頭殼一下覘低，一下共看覓，
莫名其妙我是全毋知，
唉呀！真是使人百思莫解，
為何哪會變這款咧？哎喲！
身軀斟酌看一下，今這款是成甚乜款的體態？
到底發生這个代誌因何來？
發生這事是因何來？
這个尾溜來變這形，哎喲，頂面閣變這形，攏無仝款囉！
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下邊女軀白閣好好媠，
上面是阿婆我是誠克虧，
想甲傷心吐大氣，
不覺我的目屎四淋垂。
頭殼共伊覘低，詳細一下看，
煞憂愁鬱卒在這个心肝，
到底是為何故？真是使我想袂曉，今按呢是欲按怎？
這欲哪會看口得？哎喲，忽然共伊想著，拍算是我拄才彼食物食一半，
才有這款的這个因端，
才有這款的因端。
想我模樣是變這款，
真是使人鬱卒佮操煩，
這款的形狀實在是非常的難觀啊！
這站咱這馬按下來講別款，
抑若講起這个鱉仙著是天元的神官。
【歌詞英文翻譯English Translation】
Now that the Tang Monk and his disciples have departed, we shall talk about that koi. All the training is now complete, and the koi is on top of the water wondering and looking around. Suddenly, a scent drifts over. 'What is that aroma? Let me go check it out. Let me go and find out!'
Why are we talking about this scent that the koi has smelled? Well, because the Tang Monk is the reincarnation of a celestial golden fairy. He has been eating lots of vegetables since his birth, so his body smells pretty divine, and even his fecal matter, bodily waste smells good and doesn't stink!
As the koi moves around in the water, she smells something that is fragrant and delightful. 'Hey, it must be some kind of delicious food. Let's go check it out. Hey, this is incredible!'
Wow, this is some good stuff! Well, this is something that we have all known since the dawn of time, which is that fish likes to eat crap! You see, people keep pigs in the upstreams, right? The pigs' excrement is washed down the stream, and fish down there then gets all fat and plump, so fat from eating all that crap. Speaking of that koi, the thing that she has spotted is like when we see a piece of chicken, duck, or pork. Yap, it looks mighty tasty to the koi, and she quickly gobbles it up.
The koi starts to sweat after eating it. 'Wow, my body is in unspeakable pain. Why is this happening? Wow, this is really upsetting, and I am getting quite worried.'
The koi jumps and leaps with pain, with her whole body in extreme agony. ('Oh my, I am in so much pain!') She then passes out on the ground. 'What has happened! I really don't understand!'
I must pull it together, oh my goodness! Let's see…I look down and am completely baffled. What is this? Why has this happened? What has happened to my body? Why is it looking this way? What is going on? What caused this?
Why has my tail become this way, and the top is now looking like this! Everything has changed! The bottom half is pale and pretty like that of a young girl, and the top half looks like an old granny. Oh, poor me! Feeling sad, I begin to weep.
I then look down to take a closer look, and my heart is overcome with grief. What has caused this? I really don't understand. What should I do now? What should I do with this? It then suddenly comes to me that this is probably because I only ate half of that food I had earlier.
I am so sad and concerned that I now look like this. This is really not a good look.
Let us now talk about something else. Do you know the Tortoise God? He's an important celestial officer.
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