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Come on over, everyone! Come and listen to me sing and crack some jokes. They say that fate brings people together no matter how far apart they may be, while some just don't connect and are not meant to be.
The song that I'll be performing today is called, 'Liang Shan-Bo & Chu Yin-Tai's West Lake Excursion.'
'Hey, little brother, why don't we go sightseeing? I think it would be fun. Don't waste any time, and we can save some money. Walking is also a good way to get to know different places.'
'Ok, if you want to save money, let's go then. Look , there is a gazebo across the way. Would you like to go over there?'
'Sure, why don't we go check out the gazebo.'
'If we don't take a break at the gazebo, there is also a bridge over there. We can also go on the bridge to look around.'
'That sounds good. This is such a nice place with such a good view and wind from all directions.'
'That's right! It sure is windy around here. It's such a great location. After we are done checking out the view here, we shall go together to the other side.'
As Liang and I were walking, I heard some noises. I immediately knew what it was, and I turned around to wave at Liang to tell him.
'My goodness, little brother…' Shan-Bo came over and saw. 'Are these animals trying to be cute? They are fooling around underneath that tree. Let's try to separate them.'
'Wait, hold on! Gosh, my brother, Liang. Let's not break up their love connection. How could you have such thoughts? This hen sure is good looking. Look, the hen cackles when it sees the cock. It's even making mating calls!'
Shan-Bo started to blush. 'Oh, little brother, you sure have some strange thoughts. I don't care what the hen is up to, and don't try to humanize an animal!'
'Look, Liang, if a cock can try to woo a hen, I think we are no match for these animals!'
'Shut up! What a silly thing to say.'
'Listen to me, Liang. Even a hen knows a thing or two about getting down and dirty. Don't you ever have such thoughts?'
'If so, what can I do? You and I are both men. If you keep comparing us to that of husband and wife, what would others think if they overhear?'
'Ok, let's talk about this. But I am afraid you won't go along with it.'
'Liang!' ('What?') 'Why don't we….' ('Why don't we what?') 'Why don't we try to act it out? It's quite remote here with nobody around.'
'My gosh, little brother! You sure take the cake when it comes to being silly. How are you supposed to use a hooked spear to cover a rake? You really shouldn't call yourself a man. Why are you always trying to go against me with your words!'
'Gees, are you mad? Wow, this is really frustrating!'
I was so upset that I was at a loss for words. So embarrassed that my face turned red.
'Liang, don't be mad at me. I wasn't thinking straight, and I didn't mean it.'
'Little brother, you ought to be ashamed for always saying such embarrassing things. It's a pity that you have studied so much, but everything you say is so annoying.'
'Sigh, this is really frustrating. Forget it, let's keep going!'
'Ya, we have wasted a lot of time. Let's hurry and go see other places.'