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1
2.Rainbow Connections
Garfunkel
&
Oates
-Secretions2.Rainbow ConnectionsJust after the storm breaks With the perfect amount of light You can catch a glimpse of ... bows are improbable beautiful
and
rare But so are you
and
so is this the love that we share. Too vast to hold ... at we share. Too vast to hold
and
too small to name It's no wonder why You have to st ... s no wonder why You have to st
and
between the rain
and
the sun To see a rainbow in the sky. All the thi
2
1.Wow
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Slippery When Moist1.Wow You Yeah you You're really cool You can be anything you want to be Time To fly I'm talking to ... espanol I see Move forward St
and
your ground Hang in there while you're doing it ... n there while you're doing it
And
sail away into the sunset baby Drea
3
2.I Don't Know Who You Are
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Slippery When Moist2.I Don't Know Who You Are You say hello ... Who You Are You say hello
And
I say hello back You say it's nice to See me again crap This conversation just keeps going Want to get through this without you ... m I self absorbed preoccupied
and
shockingly cunty Or is there just nothing memorable about you? Well even if I'm arrogant ... ou? Well even if I'm arrogant
and
totally suck I'm still betting on the lat
4
3.Handjob Blandjob I Don't UnderstandJob
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Slippery When Moist3.H
and
job Bl
and
job I Don't Underst
and
Job H
and
job Bl
and
job I-Don't-Underst
and
job[Riki] I got a problem
and
I can't contain it I'll use my icky sticky rhymes to help explain it H ... ky rhymes to help explain it H
and
yJs are like Stonehenge to me Robert Stack can't even help me unsolve this mystery[Kate] I'm the messed up child of a baby boomer ... school I was in the marching b
an
5
4.Save the Rich
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Slippery When Moist4.Save the Rich Everyone knows these times are really tough ... these times are really tough
And
we need to b
and
together
and
say we've had enough All the jobless people need to learn to be content Cause what we need to do is protect our one percent Save ... Let their bonuses be swollen
And
let them keep it all tax free Even if it's stolen Save the rich Let's give our job creators More than their fare sh
6
5.Hey Girl in the Moonlight
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Slippery When Moist5.Hey Girl in the Moonlight Where do I look when someone's serenading me I look him in the eyes ... ing me I look him in the eyes
and
it feels really awkward Am I supposed to stare at him the entire song? If I look away will he know I'm bored? Can't he just look ... He plays guitar as well as me
And
that's not saying much He sings like he's in1983 Like Richard Marx but tough Hey girl Hey girl Hey girl in the moonlight
7
7.Silver Lining(explicit)
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Slippery When Moist7.Silver Lining(explicit) You gotta get up in the morning No matter what happened last night He rip ... 't you heard of silver lining
And
if he never felt that way Why would you want him to stay When you have come so far From the place you startedJust be the girl yo ... h He was an asshole all along
And
now you hear it loud
and
clear Screaming right in to your ear Get up out of bed Right foot left foot moving Get
8
8.I Would Never(Have Sex with You)[explicit]
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Slippery When Moist8.I Would Never(Have Sex with You)[explicit] Remember the time we went out to dinner You ... ime we went out to dinner You
and
I alone We ate some French fries Let's do it again Remember the time we went to the movies Laughed so hard we cried ... vies Laughed so hard we cried
And
then we ate more French fries Let's do it again Cause I really like you as a friend But there are things I can't pretend Know I ... mber t
9
9.Google
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Slippery When Moist9.Google The sky isn't blue ... Google The sky isn't blue
and
the ocean's not gr
and
And
string theory is easy to underst
and
The grass isn't green
and
the sun isn't bright Healthcare will be resolved overnight The world isn't round ... ernight The world isn't round
and
the Buddha's not Zen
And
we both have really good taste in me
And
there really is a Black Forest l
and
Wher
10
10.My Apartment's Very Clean Without You
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Slippery When Moist10.My Apartment's Very Clean Without You I work'til my kitchen is spotless In hopes that my mind wi ... ush away the mess with my mop
and
broom No sound of sports from the other room I found'The Last Boy Scout' ... m I found'The Last Boy Scout'
and
threw it away it's true My apartment's very clean without you I can stay up all hours ... t you I can stay up all hours
and
write now No snoring keeping me up at nig
11
11.Go
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Slippery When Moist11.Go Hey wake up! Your time is now! You'll miss it if you wait too long! Name your dream say it ou ... eam say it out loud! Shout it
and
tell the world what's going on! If you can't just say it inside. ... you can't just say it inside.
And
tell me that whisper will be amplif
12
1.This PartyJust Took a Turn for the Douche(Early Mix)
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Mix Tape #11.This PartyJust Took a Turn for the Douche(Early Mix)[Verse1][ ... Douche(Early Mix)[Verse1][
Garfunkel
] We roll into the bar cause thats how we do ... the bar cause thats how we do
Garfunkel
(
Oates
)
and
the rest of the crew Give a dollar to my homegirl ... Give a dollar to my homegirl
and
watch that bitch go she(Hits up the juke box ... h go she(Hits up the juke box
and
puts onJim Croce Operator
13
2.Worse Song Medley(Live)
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Mix Tape #12.Worse Song Medley(Live) I love you always forever Near ... love you always forever Near
and
far close
and
together Everywhere I will be with you Everything I will do for you(x2)(Riki: Say you'll love love me forever Never stop never w ... ever stop never whatever Near
and
far
and
always
and
every Where
and
everything) Do do do do(x4) I don't want to wait for our lives to be over I want to know right
14
5.Sex with Ducks(Live)
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Mix Tape #15.Sex with Ducks(Live) Pat Robertson once said It's a long downward slide That will lead to legalizing sex ... x with ducks If two men can st
and
side by side God I hope he's right Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful Gonna find myself a duck ... wful Gonna find myself a duck
And
legally do something awful Ducks sex with ducks We'll do it in the rain Ducks yeah ducks Got those webbed feet on my brain We'll ... puddle Put you
15
6.Pretty in Buffalo
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Mix Tape #16.Pretty in Buffalo L.A. tried to tell me I wasn't very pretty ... tell me I wasn't very pretty
And
they don't give a prize to girls who are witty So fuck you in the face You need to get out of this place To the flyover states ... s place To the flyover states
And
remember what people look like In Buffalo the girls don't have to be underweight They have hips ... be underweight They have hips
and
boobs
and
even
16
7.Out the Door
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Mix Tape #17.Out the Door I don't know what you're doing I don't think that you're seeing straight I think you need yo ... just walk right into the door
And
I'd rather you walk out of the door You say you like my story I guess I'll tell it once again But do you want to listen Or maybe ... out the door Take your shoes
and
walk right out of the door No no no no I never liked you like you did Please just remember I'm a kid I don't wanna be
17
1.Present Face
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Present Face - Single1.Present Face Christmas comes but once a year ... ristmas comes but once a year
And
mostly it is swell But there's an epidemic That I think we all know well Your smile is frozen open There's a crazed look in your ... our asshole former future husb
and
Only bought you socks Now your face is all contorted As you're trying to erase The truth behind your smile Don't you know you've ... resent face With francencence
a
18
1.F**k You
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Music Songs1.F**k You I've got too many questions in my mind I've got too many answers to find Can I give up all I've ... ike you I like you I like you
And
like can lead to like like
and
like like can lead to love As sure as the stars above I'd really like to kiss you fuck you Can I be the man you're looking for? ... try real hard not to lose her
And
I'll try to be less of a loser Because I like you I like you I like you I like y
19
2.Worst Song Medley
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Music Songs2.Worst Song Medley I love you always forever Near ... love you always forever Near
and
far close
and
together Everywhere I will be with you Everything I will do for you(Riki Say you'll love love me forever Never stop never whatev ... ever stop never whatever Near
and
far
and
always
and
every Where
and
everything) Do do do do I don't want to wait for our lives to be over I want to know right now what
20
3.Pregnant Women are Smug
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Music Songs3.Pregnant Women are Smug Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it nobody says it Because they're pregnant ... owing But you had been ho-ing
And
now you're pregnant You're just giv
21
4.I Would Never(Have Sex with You)
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Music Songs4.I Would Never(Have Sex with You) Remember the time we went out to dinner You ... ime we went out to dinner You
and
I alone We ate some French fries Let's do it again Remember the time we went to the movies Laughed so hard we cried ... vies Laughed so hard we cried
And
then we ate more French fries Let's do it again'Cause I really like you as a friend But there are things I can't pretend Know I ... mber the time we went to
22
5.Me You and Steve
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Music Songs5.Me You
and
Steve C
and
lelight
and
moonlight all around us I look into your eyes You hold my h ... k into your eyes You hold my h
and
underneath the table
And
I can't disguise the way I feel I could've wish a thous ... I feel I could've wish a thous
and
wishes For this night I can't believe That it's finally me ... believe That it's finally me
and
you
and
you
and
meJust us
and
yo
23
6.Only You
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Music Songs6.Only You Riki I used to dream that I would be A bright ... ream that I would be A bright
and
shiny star on TV Kate Or maybe I would go to college(Riki like Harvard) or Devry Riki I would live in an apartment Both: in Pari ... e: I would play my music loud
and
not apologize Riki: I used to dream that I would marry Both: A guy that looked like Charlie Sheen Kate: ... oked like Charlie Sheen Kate:
And
he would have a na
24
7.One Night Stand
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Music Songs7.One Night St
and
I never do this ever It's not what shy girls do But something in your eyes Drew me closer to you Do you feel the spark betwe ... might be strange to tell you
And
I swear I'm not a whore But there are206 bones in my body ... there are206 bones in my body
And
I'd really like One more one more one more(one more) I'm like Fred Flintstone I make your bed rock You're like a parking ticket ... 're sexy Let'
25
8.Silver Lining
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Music Songs8.Silver Lining You gotta get up in the morning No matter what happened last night He ripped your heart out ... t you heard of silver lining?
And
if he never felt that way Why would you want him to stay? When you have come so far From the place you startedJust be the girl y ... h He was an asshole all along
And
now you hear it loud
and
clear Screaming right in to your ear Get up out of bed Right foot left foot moving Get
26
9.As You Are
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-Music Songs9.As You Are[Kate] Sit back you don't have to work so hard It makes me tired to watch you try Relax you alr ... you already played your cards
And
I know which ones are a lie[Riki] It makes me really sad to see The things you think you have to beJust to be enough for me When ... do? Through all that's false
and
all that's true I like you as you are[Kate] I know that you can get sad sometimes I see it mostly when you smile Let
27
14.These Girls
br>(feat.
Garfunkel
&
Oates
) We are really close
and
this party's really loud We should go outside ... lly loud We should go outside
and
talk better yet let's take a cab We're kissing in the back my apartment's pretty close Baby let me make you breakfast an omelet ... ne I wanna be alone This fame
and
fortune shit shows me things I wasn't knownin' You're my biggest fan I promise to be there I wanna be that guy but I don't think ... t it go I wanna take it right (|
28
1.Places to Rest
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-All Over Your Face1.Places to Rest You're so much younger than me ... ou're so much younger than me
And
you're so pretty I can't believe You call me everyday Now I'm waiting For you to realize Someone better for you Is bound to come ... adoring Every moment with you
And
ignoring Our expiration date
And
I want you to do Anything you Ever wanted to to me now Before it's too late Tonight of all the places to rest I like your arms t .
29
2.This Party Took a Turn for the Douche
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-All Over Your Face2.This Party Took a Turn for the Douche We roll into the bar'cause that's how we do* ... e bar'cause that's how we do*
Garfunkel
Oates
and
the rest of the crew Give a dollar to my homegirl ... Give a dollar to my homegirl
and
watch that bitch go she Hits up the juke box ... h go she Hits up the juke box
and
puts onJim Croce Operator can you help me make this call? We're laughing ... ake this call?
30
3.Sex With Ducks
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-All Over Your Face3.Sex With Ducks Pat Robertson once said It's a long downward slide That will lead to legalizing sex ... x with ducks If two men can st
and
side by side God I hope he's right Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful Gonna find myself a duck ... wful Gonna find myself a duck
And
legally do something awful Ducks sex with ducks We'll do it in the rain Ducks yeah ducks Got those webbed feet on my brain We'll ... puddle Put you
31
4.Running With Chicken
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-All Over Your Face4.Running With Chicken When your day is bad ... cken When your day is bad
And
you're feeling sad
And
you're kinda mad
And
you're sure not glad
And
you're thinking this is the opposite of rad When things are tough ... of rad When things are tough
And
you've had enough
And
the going gets rough
And
you're in a huff
And
a whole bunch of real bad other stuff You know it's true There
32
5.Gay Boyfriend
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-All Over Your Face5.Gay Boyfriend Got a man call him my boyfriend think I've fallen in love* The only man that gives m ... s that I am worthy of Hugs me
and
holds me kisses me softly calls me back right away He communicates his feelings to me ... mmunicates his feelings to me
and
cares what I have to say He says[Jon Daly&Josh Fadem:]'Baby I love you baby I need you Never gonna let you go' Writes me love no ... love notes takes me shopp
33
6.Weed Card
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-All Over Your Face6.Weed Card Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous ... e knows marijuana's dangerous
And
medical pot is really strong That's why it's so hard in California To get your weed card Unless something's really wrong Gonna p ... ong shot but I gotta try She h
and
s me a list of all the ailments I can have to qualify Can't believe what I am reading This is just what I've been needing A gover ... ack pain need MaryJane Can't h
an
34
7.You Me and Steve
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-All Over Your Face7.You Me
and
Steve C
and
lelight
and
moonlight all around us I look into your eyes You hold my h ... k into your eyes You hold my h
and
underneath the table
And
I can't disguise the way I feel I could've wish a thous ... I feel I could've wish a thous
and
wishes For this night I can't believe That it's finally me ... believe That it's finally me
and
you
and
you
and
meJust us
an
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8.Fuck You
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-All Over Your Face8.Fuck You I've got too many questions in my mind I've got too many answers to find Can I give up al ... ike you I like you I like you
And
like can lead to like like
and
like like can lead to love As sure as the stars above I'd really like to kiss you fuck you Can I be the man you're looking for? ... try real hard not to lose her
And
I'll try to be less of a loser Because I like you I like you I like you I like y
36
9.Pregnant Woman Are Smug
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-All Over Your Face9.Pregnant Woman Are Smug Pregnant women are smug* Everyone knows it nobody says it Because they're ... lowing But you've been ho'ing
And
now you're pregnant You're just giv
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10.Fuck You(explicit)
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-All Over Your Face10.Fuck You(explicit)[Riki]I've got too many questions in my mind*[Kate]I've got too many answers to ... ike you I like you I like you
And
like can lead to like like
and
like like can lead to love As sure as the stars above I'd really like to kiss you(Kate: fuck you)[Kate:]Can I be the man you're ... al hard not to lose her[Riki:]
And
I'll try to be less of a loser Because I like you I like you I like you I like y
38
11.One Night Stand(explicit)
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-All Over Your Face11.One Night
and
(explicit) I never do this ever* It's not what shy girls do But something in your eyes Drew me closer to you Do you feel the ... might be strange to tell you
And
I swear I'm not a whore But there are206 bones in my body ... there are206 bones in my body
And
I'd really like One more one more one more(one more) I'm like Fred Flintstone I make your bed rock You're like a parking ticket ... 're sexy
39
1.If I Didn't Have You(Bernadette's Song)
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-暂存1.If I Didn't Have You(Bernadette's Song) If I didn't have you life would be blue I'd be Doctor Who without the Tard ... without the Tardis I'd be a c
and
le without a wick A Watson without a Crick I'd be one of my outfits without Dick-ie I'd be cheese without the macJobs without the ... a bomb A dot without the com
And
I'd probably still live with my Mom.
And
he'd probably still live with his mom. Ever since I met you You tur
40
2.The Fadeaway
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-暂存2.The Fadeaway We've been on a bunch of dates I weigh debates that this creates ... igh debates that this creates
And
hate that state of forced introspection We traded wit we swapped some spit You fingered me a little bit But we never really had ... barter systems Your thyroid gl
and
after Hashimoto The family in the Back to the Future photo Yeah I fade away We say that men are assholes who don't communicate W ... te We revel in o
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3.Go Kart Racing
Garfunkel
and
Oates
-暂存3.Go Kart Racing Get on my go kart strap myself in Rev up the engine let the fun begin Put my foot on the gas ... begin Put my foot on the gas
and
I'm outta the gate But the faster I go the more the metal vibrates My body's tingling from my head to my toes But the thing that ... nsion Trying to cover up my sc
and
al like I'm Goldman Sachs But shit is getting real on this indoor Track About to go blind ... ndoor Track About to go b
