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1 23.Cocktail Party ranger黃大煒 Aren't you being premature? Isn't it a bit too soon? I used to have to suffer the ravings of a fool... Am l being immature? But making nois ... ure... Instead of these nightmares. starring you...＃You little upstart. you better not Come around asking for money. This ain't no freak show or don't ... ain't no freak show or don't you know It's just a cocktail party. You mean old bastard you're such a jerk. I would

2 5.Cocktail Party ranger黃大煒 Aren't you being premature? Isn't it a bit too soon? I used to have to suffer the ravings of a fool... Am l being immature? But making nois ... ure... Instead of these nightmares. starring you...＃You little upstart. you better not Come around asking for money. This ain't no freak show or don't ... ain't no freak show or don't you know It's just a cocktail party. You mean old bastard you're such a jerk. I would

3 2.Love& Peace ment' Why you can't do such an easy thing.Huh.Huh. It is crazy why we have to work and study everyday everyday. It's war war and war and war war and war Fa ... e so bad way of saying for me You are stupid more than me. So I teach you cause'You don't know Love&Peace''You are stupid''can't forgive''Dumb''You are foolish''Useless''Musclehead''Bastard''Hey loser'' Hey ... ead''Bastard''Hey loser'' Hey jerk''Hey chicken' You (|

4 1.Love& Peace ment' Why you can't do such an easy thing.Huh.Huh. It is crazy why we have to work and study everyday everyday. It's war war and war and war war and war Fa ... e so bad way of saying for me You are stupid more than me. So I teach you cause'You don't know Love&Peace''You are stupid''can't forgive''Dumb''You are foolish''Useless''Musclehead''Bastard''Hey loser'' Hey ... ead''Bastard''Hey loser'' Hey jerk''Hey chicken' You (|

5 12.WONDER'BOUT ink about you sometimes I don't cry I wonder if you're alright Late at night I think aboyou sometimes Wonder why I wonder if you're alright Thinking of the love we made Ran around out of town now ... de Ran around out of town now you're back again Confusing true love and pain Threw it down now I'm back on my feet again ... now I'm back on my feet again Are you asleep Or are you still afraid of the dark Hugs and kisses pictures and romances

6 12.Wonder'bout ink about you sometimes I don't cry I wonder if you're alright Late at night I think aboyou sometimes Wonder why I wonder if you're alright Thinking of the love we made Round and round Now ... e we made Round and round Now you're gone Now you're back again Confusing true love and pain Threw me down Now I'm back on my feet again ... Now I'm back on my feet again Are you asleep Or are you still afraid of the dark? Hugs and Kisses pictu

7 11.Obama Been Watchin' ith Thank you If you're talking Or chatting with your neighbour Calling me a white house nigger I see ... me a white house nigger I see you on the N-S-A I hear you on the N-S-A Why don't you say it To my face? You're talking shit about me When you take off your clothes Taking some titty picture Posting them videos For some old man to ... em videos For some old man to jerk it I see you on the N-S-A I'm checkin' on the N-S-A Come

8 2.Wet Book course we are all above I heard her call my name And then I turn away And then I ran away Some kind of people ... ran away Some kind of people You gotta butter up like a jerk Watch out baby I'm gonna create hell on Earth I heard her call my name But then I ran away They ... name But then I ran away They are calling me the same Why don't you look and find the wet book mercy on the planet I've got a reason I've got a reason now I've got a reason to cry Play the fa

9 4.Friend Of The Family My nerves are buzzing and working Eyes are flashing and jerking My feelings on the windshield Night air as cold as chain mail Takes me back to the first day The little girl in ... first day The little girl in you spoke to me You know it spoke right to me Sweet cream dream girl Too much it's just like candy I won't forget it quickly Blind ride on highway80 ... 80 And I think it's time yeah you learn how to drive You just say hi to the big time Bright l

10 17.Prologue Stheno; Slain by Hand of Gods e here We are the sea and forever we remain Through all years I will keep ... Through all years I will keep you near Sister I will always be here Mount Olympus stood grand casting shadow across the land Ceasing the sun's existence in the ca ... rgons in the form of one god; young Zeus arrived hunting for the head such a creature The peaceful and wise Stheno witnessedJupiter's arrival on the island and fled fearful of his intentions Neither man ... food in the caverns un

11 4.The Red Baron new where you'll go Oh you're making plans I know So do just asyou have to do But ask when you get there Would I have pledged my life? I do Who's going to drive away the loneliness? Who's going to justify the ugliness? Who' ... lain a thing I will never ask you more Now my friends are asking if I got what I was wanting Such a high ranked jerk since moving out of town Handing down the sky when what they wanted was my shoulder No one's got that kind

12 16.Hands Up(feat. Mike Schank) ne verse] You're a clean slate Me I'm faulty wiring Ditch the meat plate Say hello to multi-vitamin Live for today Because tomorrow's never pr ... ithout obsessing on the edges You've learned how to act But lack an honest presence Fuckers got the map But lack sense of direction Now the path is full of litter ... s full of litter And the rats are on the rise Yeah You think the curse is in disguise That size matters Not in my book Or by my chapter Or by the light my eyes c

13 8.Berlin rlin with your mexican friend tell his sister i said hi when ... ell his sister i said hi when you talk to her again ask her why she lied when we were sitting outside why she helped ... itting outside why she helped you hide your silly double life you didn't even cry when we said goodbye when i left did he come and see ... en i left did he come and see you that night did you wash your sheets or did you not have the time did your roo

14 10.She Used to Be Mine ] She was such a pretty girl and she was mine for a couple of years And on the day that she walked away I guess I shed a couple of tears But f ... true what Too Short said that you can't turn a ho into a housewife[Hook x2]'Coz she's so fine she used to be mine Now she fucks two dudes at a time She was so goo ... fucking her face And her toes are doing some tickling on the rest of the horn section's balls The percussion players ... balls The percussion players jerking o

15 8.Rebel Indie that I'm such a jerk mom I got the devil in my mouth the Satan Only go for Cuban-X Mae Quan Frame everyone in the world KimJon Came up on streets th ... ith everything These men that are even these motherfuckers They give me setting in(?) They ... ey give me setting in(?) They are perpetually incredible they're pathetic Branding hip-hop and this is where the shit stops[Hook] Huh! I always had a little babbl ... o track the core mamy I guess you could call me indi

16 1.Big Shot s coming' You said'that's great; I'll be king' Welyou're a jerk quite a piece of work I think it's fun that ... of work I think it's fun that you're so dumb It is such a lonely world when you are around So screw your indignity ohh You're no Chips Rafferty ohh Like that ape on the tower ohh Crushin' planes by the hour ohh Ooh big shot Ooh big shot Ooh big shot O ... hot Ooh big shot Ooh big shot Your mono drama is killin' me just call

17 19.ForJust You 9.ForJust You WouldJesus Christ have come down from His throne above To come die for just ... ne above To come die for just you?(ooh ooh ooh) Well if a sheep in His flock is wanderin' off He'll find And get ... derin' off He'll find And get you like good shepherds do Well you'll find in Scripture He's real efficient(At catchin' sheep at catchin' sheep) And though it's strange to suggest We're like fish ... a soiree when He finds where you are eh? But t

18 3.Still Listening(Remix) place Get you mad when I palm your bitches ass in your face I laugh when you fake Cause you look silly when I apply Whiteout to your gluteus son Your ass is erased Tell that retarded kid I won't battle his friend So he lost and I'll smack him if he asks me again ... smack him if he asks me again You slightly tired and grim To rhyme like me ... red and grim To rhyme like me You need to ask your god permission to be higher than him The

19 11.CLOAD'Q' The fires are reflecting off the oceans Burning the beachheads Turning grains into glass shards Showering the homes in embers and pieces What ... ly know Only thing that is apparent is I have no real control And I still attempt to never be unkind Glory in a double negative When I can find the time yeah ... When I can find the time yeah Such a big fall Burned off like a blank seed ... Burned off like a blank seed You're contained but you retain these hollowed ou

20 2.The Sleazy Remix(feat. Andre3000)(聳擱有力) I Command You To Dance：The Remix Album)2.The Sleazy Remix(feat. Andre3000)(聳擱有力)作詞 Kesha Sebert、Klas Ahlund、Shondrae Crawford、Lukasz G ... hondrae Crawford I don't need you and your brand new Benz Or your boojy friends And I don't need love looking like diamonds Looking like diamonds Get sleazy We started out so cute in our baby p ... dy so that he wouldn't forget you He forgot anyway but hey one day he'll remember If not he's human I'm

21 1.The Sleazy Remix I Command You To Dance: The Remix1.The Sleazy Remix作詞 Klas Frans Ahlund Shondrae Crawford Lukasz Gottwald Benjamin Levin Kesha Sebert ... vin Kesha Sebert I don't need you or your brand new Benz Or your bougie friends I don't need love lookin' like diamonds Lookin' like diamonds We start out so cute in our baby pictures That mom ... dy so that he wouldn't forget you He forgot anyway but hey one day he'll remember If not he's human I'm human ... r If n

22 7.Haterz the team Young Money All-Stars muthafuckas Pay attention nigga yeah I'm in the club goin' dumb somethin' clean out front like uhh ... hin' clean out front like uhh You know them haterz don't like that Lookin' so damn fly sendin' cork through the sky like ahh ... cork through the sky like ahh You know them haterz don't like that Spend a100 on my timepiece so if ... nd a100 on my timepiece so if you ain't a dimepiece woah You know them haterz don't like that Shit

23 5.Bad Day so thick You could stir it with a stick free Teflon whitewashed Presidency We're sick of being ... residency We're sick of being jerked around Wear that on your sleeve Broadcast me a joyful noise into the times Lord Count ... ise into the times Lord Count your blessings We're sick of being jerked around We all fall down Have you ever seen the televised St. Vitus subcommittee prize? Investigation dance those ants in pants glances Well look behind the eyes

24 12.I Wish I Were a Real Alaskan Girl d I would jerk my own moose And I'd drive a huge domestic truck and actually haul stuff in it A little less sugar little more spice A whole lo ... years to get a chance to hold your hand I'd find me some big burly bush pilot boy I would hook and reel him in and fiancé him But if he ever double-crossed me or ... n a camera at the animals and such I'd eat Rudolph for breakfast and Bullwinkle for lunch Alaskan girls ... inkle for lunch Alaskan girls are fearsome and fear

25 7.She's A Mess ome necks jerk tonight eh Hit the ATM get that wad She gon' party round the clock here tonight eh Went and got her car washed just so she can ... E AFTER BOTTLE AFTER... She's such a mess Up in that dress She's sweating bullets I'm not impressed Her make-up's running Her heels ... r make-up's running Her heels are broke But that won't stop her Watch her get messed up some m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-more EVERYBODY GO MAD EVERYBODY GO PSYCHO PSYCHO PSYC ... E AFTER BOTTLE AFTER... She's

26 12.B.C. Is On Fire ome today You're all drivin' me crazy Cuz I'm a killjoy I'm a speck and ... I'm a killjoy I'm a speck and you and me are a perfect set of tools of tools B.C. is on fire B.C. is on fire We do ... on fire B.C. is on fire We do jerky things but we didn't do this one that was another ... do this one that was another jerk for sure So if you can move your accident to the side'Cause B.C. is on fire B.C. is on fire We're all in ... B.C. is on fire We're a

27 7.Sailing o see how you define lunch Is it worthy of your pallatation? With a slight recalibration? Book to movie adaptationJust a doctor out of patients With no one left to treat so We ... eat so We resort to tricks so You can afford the meat Throw your fork up in the mix We are achieving weightlessness come Hell or High Water But since both ... or High Water But since both are fast approaching Guess I'll sell'em my mantra Which is not to die But if ... ra Which is

28 5.Twittering About Masturbation me to be such a fucking flirt So much of a jerk I get a rush when I jerk.. Blush or smirk when I think of a skirt that I fucked and ... of a skirt that I fucked and jerk….. Not to call'em skirts but for all it's worth They want my wallet And made me feel like they softest purseJust wanted to be c ... and get me off tonight Close your eyes and lift me off tonight!5-4-3-2 to the One! I ain't tryna stop until my eyes try to run! From not blinking and tryna Ice-G

29 4.Stupid In Love t me tell you something Never have I ever been a size ten in my whole life I let the engine running I just came to see What ... nning I just came to see What you would do if I gave you a chance to make things right So made it even though Katy told me that this will be nothing but A waste of time And she was righ ... m. Don't understand it but on your hands Is still you insist on repeatedly trying to tell me lies And I just don't know why Ohhh This is stupid I'm no

30 2.Too Cool For Love Love You're a piece of work I'm sorry if that's too judgmental I don't want to be a ... dgmental I don't want to be a jerk Even if it's experimental I don't think ... 's experimental I don't think you even try It's too late anyhow now You're too cool for love baby What makesyou such hot stuff? You're a little too cool for love maybe When push comes to shove It's not that ... comes to shove It's not that you're above it But you just

31 1.Natural Selection t species are mutable will do good service by conscientiously expressing his conviction for only thus can the load of prejudice by which this ... Origin of Species So what do you know about Natural Selection? Go ahead And ask a question and see where the answer gets ... and see where the answer gets you Try bein' passive aggressive or try smashin' heads in And see which tactic brings ... n And see which tactic brings your plans to fruition And if you have an ex

32 8.Allahu Akbar s up then you wreck! Another day another tabernacle'Bout to go Pop up Snap against sides Crackle-able Can't see me like a rock in tall grass N ... grass New millennium records are all ass I sign titties lps arms and hall passes ... ties lps arms and hall passes You want to trace it as a tattoo? Fine You are a piece of work but you are not mine Face it: I'm the truth Old ladies waste their whole lives saying ... aste their whole lives saying you

33 26.The Wayward Granddaughter 'Oh don't you start!Jealous heart.'Jealous heart.Jealous heart I put one foot forward and one foot back My hand upon my hip I gave my hair a f ... hter we named her Maureen Can you believe it I never believed it or her Because she called ... it or her Because she called you Connie The DonJuan he my husband loved redheards and thought this name Would turn his baby into the same And each time I see ... the same And each time I see you Connie Yes? I say God bless my dea

34 3.Twisted Nerve Be Your Own Pet-Get Awkward3.Twisted Nerve ... wkward3.Twisted Nerve You are a chainsaw through my heart Rippin' right through me from the start ... ght through me from the start You make me go crazy all night long I neyou so bad I know it's gotta be wrong You get on my nerves You make me so mad It's times like these that I just can't stand ... these that I just can't stand You're so far away I can't hurt you now I guess I

35 1.Victoria ution Prepares her prey like an execution Victoria What do ... an execution Victoria What do you want from him want from him? Victoria What do see in him see in him? She's up in time to watch the soap opera Reads cosmopolitan ... see through Victoria What do you want from him want from him? Victoria What do see in him see in him? She lives with a man who sees her as money Laughs at his li ... oney Laughs at his lines that aren't even funny She's in bed but she's not sl

36 3.F*ck This Song k me fuck you Fuck everyone here and everybody else too Fuck off Fuck face fuck all night long Fuck everything everywhere and fuck this song S ... t sucks how some fuckers make such a fuss when they fuck with me And it sucks how this fuckin' word fuck seems to be stuck to me Luckily the company I keep doesn' ... y the company I keep doesn't care Everywhere and anywhere everybody swears When their little middle fingers wiggle up in the air D ... fingers wiggle up in the air D(|

37 17.My Dreams The Wish You Weres-Left 4 Dead17.My DreamsYou've been hanging around the back of my mind Waiting for me To realize that ... aiting for me To realize that you were there Reassuring words are so hard to find And I'm so confused And I keep gasping for air But now everything is so different My life is not what it seems I ... seems I feel so alone without you in my arms But last night I saw you in my dreams It'd been so long since I had last talked to ...

38 38.Bad Day so thick you could stir it with a stick- free Teflon whitewashed presidency We're sick of being ... residency We're sick of being jerked around Wear that on your sleeve Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times lord Count ... ise unto the times lord Count your blessings. We're sick of being jerked around We all fall down. Have you ever seen the televised St. vitus subcommittee prize Investigation dance? Those-ants-in- pants glances. Well look behind the e

39 8.Drama Queen w low can you go Driving fast to get to work Queen is there just being a ... k Queen is there just being a jerk Running her mouth a million miles an hour She's talking trash It's going sour That stuff that makes ... ng sour That stuff that makes you hurt Cut you down make you hit the dirt Say She's got that DIVA thing That D-I-V-A diva thing Sing Why can't ... V-A diva thing Sing Why can't you say ur sorry? For treating me so naughtyJust want an apology Is

40 2.The Wayward Granddaughter 'Oh don't you start!Jealous heart.'Jealous heart.Jealous heart I put one foot forward and one foot back My hand upon my hip I gave my hair a f ... hter we named her Maureen Can you believe it I never believed it or her Because she called ... it or her Because she called you Connie The DonJuan he my husband loved redheards and thought this name Would turn his baby into the same And each time I see ... the same And each time I see you Connie Yes? I say God bless my dea

41 4.It's Only Natural Girl your daddy's knocking on your door I hear your footsteps on the floor to me Stumbling back to ... floor to me Stumbling back to your room Pain it is a thing I can't explain I only feel it when ... t explain I only feel it when you go away I'm waiting for you to return Don't fight it if it feels good(Don't fight it girl) ... els good(Don't fight it girl) You hide it but you never should(Don't hide) Don't listen to voices in ... de) Do

42 4.Just the Guy to Do It to cheer you up I saw you sittin' over here all alone with a broken heart It's hurtin' ... h a broken heart It's hurtin' you real bad wish there was somethin' that I had I'd hook ... somethin' that I had I'd hook you up get you through it You might need a man to hold you'til it don't I'm just the guy to do it Is that ... just the guy to do it Is that your pretty boy standin' There at the end of the bar he's got some nerve Talkin' loud and drin

43 1.Never Wanna Fucking See You Again cking See You Again Well your all upset about nothing Never wanna hurt ... bout nothing Never wanna hurt you never wanna make you cry.Just keep the bullshit to yourself. You never wanna listen to what I said. You drove me nuts and got me out of my bed. When I didn't want to get up in the morning. What ever happened to me and ... What ever happened to me and you is on page672 and thats the end of the book so fuck ... s the end of the book s

44 3.Don't Look Down said i'm such a sap i'm such a jerk Can't i ever forget the way that weare Spend all your time with your eyes on the ground Looking for the stars So it shot out of me As if all of the love just got ripped out of me And just for that ... is is it This is all there is You have to remember this This is all there is(chorus) Spend all ... ll there is(chorus) Spend all your time with your eyes on the ground Looking for the

45 9.Abattoir Blues attoir Do you see what I see dear? The air grows heavy. I listen to ... air grows heavy. I listen to your breath Entwined together in this culture of death Do ... r in this culture of death Do you see what I see dear? Slide on over here let me give ... lide on over here let me give you a squeeze To avert this unholy evolutionary trajectory Can ... y evolutionary trajectory Can you hear what I hear babe? Does it make you feel afraid? Everything's dissolvi

46 11.Abattoir Blues attoir Do you see what I see dear? The air grows heavy. I listen to ... air grows heavy. I listen to your breath Entwined together in this culture of death Do ... r in this culture of death Do you see what I see dear? Slide on over here let me give ... lide on over here let me give you a squeeze To avert this unholy evolutionary trajectory Can ... y evolutionary trajectory Can you hear what I hear babe? Does it make you feel afraid? Everything's dissolvi

47 3.Bad Day(Album Version) so thick you could stir it with a stick- free Teflon whitewashed presidency We're sick of being ... residency We're sick of being jerked around Wear that on your sleeve Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times lord Count ... ise unto the times lord Count your blessings. We're sick of being jerked around We all fall down. Have you ever seen the televised St. vitus subcommittee prize Investigation dance? Those-ants-in- pants glances. Well look behind the e

48 5.Call My Name whatever you want to I promise Fight play razor tag or spit lamas I'm two guns up over the roof Hopin at least one hit ... e roof Hopin at least one hit your upper gums over your tooth Cuz a lot of niggas jus talkin Wanna kill a nigga on a record when they see'em they jus talkin In my case I'ma jus hawk'e ... me home with artwork Ain't no such thing as a smart jerk Then again one fuckin dumb-dumb can make ... one fuckin dumb-dumb can make your heart jer

49 4.Alone hat i see your face in unfamiliar places Alone It's waking up to a empty bed ... It's waking up to a empty bed you used to lay your head on Alone And i don't wanna be alone anymore See i was wrong Not afraid to admit I was ... ong Not afraid to admit I was such a jerk Can't believe the things i did I mayou hurt You don't deserve that Never know just what got until it's gone Now i'm shook-up(i can hardly sleep) Now i'm choke-up(i can hardly e ... ught

50 7.Ms.Jones know that you are watching When Ms.Jones jerked her away my cutie Waved from the car window With one finger and a grin And as the car got smaller all I could think about was ... her ass dawn I know she's too young for me Yo she asked me to the fair I wish she would ignore me Hard to pretend not to st ... e me Hard to pretend not to stare My friends all say she's skanky But I dig her armpit hair And when I get my license I'm gonna ask her to a picnic yeah Ms.Jones

51 12.Laminate Man verything you want is done You wanna run and all you wanna get is high Stand back and letting all the checks roll in ... etting all the checks roll in You've done enough to get you by You don't even try With your resume around your neck Loans are going unpaid Dinner dates are delayed Phones calls are never returned Toys in the driveway Ashes in the ashtray Bridges that ... s in the ashtray Bridges that you've yet to burn

52 1.Jerk Stockwood-Jerk / Enough Love1.Jerk Since you've been gone I feel so much better'Cause I saw how mean ... h better'Cause I saw how mean you could be I used to want some explaination Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD How I've waited for today When I could finally say ... oday When I could finally say You jerk(you jerk) You are such a jerk There are other words But they just don't workjerk) Sometimes I w

53 5.Quit Teasin' Me Ed t know. D'you get one? Well open it up! He-hahahahahahaha!...Open it. I quit my job about a year ago I'm on a permanent vacation All I gotta d ... k and wait'll my notification You see old Ed he's a friend of mine and he writes me once a week Sends me my very own winnin' numbers I'm practically on easy stree ... Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe Now you might think pricin' a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun But hey I got a letter from Ed today that said I may've already won! Q ...

54 9.Mourning Glory thing new you've never heard before this You better take a good look at your mind fucker I know what you want to come here for You better take a good look at your mind fucker These three little these three little fuckers These three little...pumpkin patch These three little pumpkins went i ... eally continuous little trees You know'cause nature is just as part of us as we ... e is just as part of us as we are to the earth I said yeah And the pump

55 1.I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For(1991 A What did you say? CB1: What kind of production? CB2:'There ... ind of production? CB2:'There are all sorts of possibilities...you could do you know a little spoof on something... V1: This is also nothing new. CB1: Yeah get some stuff together no problem y'know depends on ... roblem y'know depends on what you do... A1(Jack Armstrong): C'mon let's look... V2:Journey? W(The Weatherman): Ha ha ha ho...Oh well... V3: No no no Uh-uh. C(Case ... the fields... only to be

56 10.Peter And The Wolf d of bird are you if you can't fly?' he said; to which the Duck cleverly replied'I'm a DUCK sth-stupid!' They argued and argued. The Duck swimming in the ... thing caught Peter's eye- and you know how painful that can be. It was Louie the Cat crawling through the grass. Louie the Cat thought'If the Bird is busy arguing ... 't really velvet... they were you know kind of like velvet. It's a what d'ya call it? Uh a'metaphor'. It's a metaphor get it?'LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT

57 11.Time to Get Ill d M.C.A. rarely disrespected I got all the time that I need to kill What's that time? It's time to get ill ... at time? It's time to get ill You been fully captivated by that funky ass bass ... ivated by that funky ass bass Your girlfriend screams when M.C.A.'s in the place He stumbles in the room with the Chivas in his hand Cold chillin' on the spot at ... I'm throwing bass I say'Thank you ma'am.' Fuel injected rhyme connected running things Well I'm the King Adrock

58 8.Organizer ubb rock] You see that black man over there bring him here ... man over there bring him here You see the one with the blunt put him in the front Cause it's time to prep ... front Cause it's time to prepare some kind of strategy this year It's only been about ten million months That we were lost in the sauce But of course with the he ... ithout any obvious murders If you don't?? i don't give a shit If you do it to a man of our shade You definitely played

59 3.Freddy's Store d-I Write Your Name3.Freddy's Store I'm walking Uptown I hear a most peculiar sound Like a seashell in my ear Like the ocean was near ... e the air is fresh as[a lie?] You are greeted by a civil servant She is dressed in beads She jots down ... ressed in beads She jots down your needs And casually recedes Look around Take the elevator down Take it down Once ... evator down Take it down Once you reach downstairs They take special care of you (

60 1.Yes Sir I Will ble hands are held golden streamers building in the night. Alone the possibilities ... ight. Alone the possibilities are enormous. Step outside and parasites deprived of their meat wait to suck on tiring flesh Unending statistics that fatten leaders ... enough. Yes sir I Will. When you woke this morning you looked so rocky-eyed Blue and white normally but strange ringed like that in black. It doesn't get much better ... k. It doesn't get much better your voice c

61 1.The Real Sin Savior(Parody of'The Real Slim Shady' By Eminem) ay I have your repentance please? May I have your repentance please? Will you tell Him'Save me' and please stand up? I repeat... will ... se stand up? I repeat... will you tell Him'Save me' and please stand up? We're gonna have to prophet here Y'all act like ... o prophet here Y'all act like you never seen a nice person before You oughta hope in the Lord Your panting tongue is just thirstin' for more ... ue is just thirstin' for more You starte

62 2.The Real Sin Savior ay I have your repentance please? May I have your repentance please? Will you tell Him'Save me' and please stand up? I repeat... will ... se stand up? I repeat... will you tell Him'Save me' and please stand up? We're gonna have to prophet here Y'all act like ... o prophet here Y'all act like you never seen a nice person before You oughta hope in the Lord Your panting tongue is just thirstin' for more ... ue is just thirstin' for more You starte

63 2.ForJust You(Parody of'Forget You') 2.ForJust You(Parody of'Forget You') WouldJesus Christ have come down from His throne above To come die for just ... ne above To come die for just you?(ooh ooh ooh) Well if a sheep in His flock is wanderin' off He'll find And get ... derin' off He'll find And get you like good shepherds do Well you'll find in Scripture He's real efficient At catchin' sheep(at catchin' sheep) And though it's strange to suggest We're like fish ... a soiree when He finds where

64 8.The Real Sin Savior('The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem) ay I have your repentance please? May I have your repentance please? Will you tell Him'Save me' and please stand up? I repeat will ... lease stand up? I repeat will you tell Him'Save me' and please stand up? We're gonna have to prophet here Y'all act like ... o prophet here Y'all act like you never seen a nice person before You oughta hope in the Lord Your panting tongue is just thirstin' for more ... ue is just thirstin' for more You started l

65 2.Love Child Proud Mary Devil With a Blue Dress On I Can't Help Myself...(From'Sister Act') ney bunch you know that I love you. I can't help myself. I love you and nobody else. Wait! Oh yeah wait a minute Mister postman. Wait! Wait Mister Postman. All: Mister Postman look and see If ther ... nd see If there's a letter in your bag for me. I've been waiting such a long long time. Deliver the letter. The sooner the better! She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. Stop! ... Deloris: But my mama told me'You better shop around.'. All:

66 6.The Greatest Medley Ever Told honey bun you know that I love you. I can't help myself. I love you and nobody else. Wait! Oh yeah wait a minute Mister postman. Wait! Wait Mister Postman. All: Mister Postman look and see If ther ... nd see If there's a letter in your bag for me. I've been waiting such a long long time. Deliver the letter. The sooner the better! She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. Stop! ... Deloris: But my mama told me'You better shop around.'. All:

67 3.I Love the Way You Like e the Way You LikeJust gonna ride past you on my bike That's alright because I'm not sure who I like Why did ... m not sure who I like Why did you give me an Indian Burn? I told the principal because it really hurt ... ncipal because it really hurt You're such a stupid jerk I can't tell her that I like her I can only shoot her with this spitball She should know that it means the same thing after all ... lie down on the floor I said'You're a fartf

68 19.Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Pt1 it's the young people that really need to be changed and and ... ly need to be changed and and you can really do that through music and everything... This was our last hit single... it was really a bummer they wouldn't even pla ... this is Biff Debris. Phyllis: You know... it's too much I know. Don: Coming to ... o much I know. Don: Coming to you from the motel. Phyllis: Look at that monster. Don: Where... FZ: Ha ha ha ha! Phyllis: What ... Z: Ha ha ha ha! Phyllis: W

69 2.Expertease tease You know you move mighty fine You twist my rhytmic mind into time Help all tensions unwind And leave the rest oh so far behind. Please play her someting else to d ... dance to Deny me now would be such a crime Please will you do just what I ask you ask you If you ain't noticed her then you must be blind. Oh oh you got to be blind Oh oh you got to be blind I'm in need of her charms I want to feel her move in my arms And

70 1.Oscar Trial Summary(feat. Paperboi) et out of your comfort zone. Admit you did it!(Verse1:CJBJnr) Ah! I have been going through this Oscar Trial He is so emotional but ... Trial He is so emotional but such a betrayal He is a man in disguise such a bluff I don't remember Malady things and stuff Sometimes ... dy things and stuff Sometimes you got to man up and take the blame Take responsibilities not the reputation Let ... lities not the reputation Let your pride and ego aside Cut the crap ou

71 1.My New Gun n Why are you girl sittin' there so angry? Some stupid boy called me a fuckin' fascist. He's just a middle class ... ist. He's just a middle class jerk. Are they so good to give me a fuckin note? Some of ... ive me a fuckin note? Some of you boys say such stupid things. You should learn how to hide your fears. You come to the show just to swear us. Can't ... show just to swear us. Can't you see that your money comes to me

72 6.Last Place Palmer Squares-Square Tactics6.Last Place Y'all ain't fuckin' with me Term K plundering another city Then I'm finna hit the Comfort Inn to puf ... titties tryna cut a deal It's such a pity Yo what's your gimmick? Take one Camera whores and fake thugs plunge through open trap doors Going back and forth on some ping pong shit These ... Given the temptations Sit in your rent's basement and get wasted It's all an illusion Twisting the hemp papers Sparking like

73 4.The Hollows Well you know who are but you don't know the rules If you still can't find the light then you turned it on too bright You're gunna leave but you don't need to Drag you out to play kicking and you scream We gunna get it right but it's getting hard to breathe ... it's getting hard to breathe You're gunna change your room change what you're doing But it won't help Fill this hole riches but still hollow to the bones Rapt

74 6.Peace Is Sought by War here What you doing on are turf punk? Got a message for Smokey Give it! ... a message for Smokey Give it! You Smokey man? Give it! If you ain't Smokey it ain't your Motha Fucking message''Mutha Fucka I said give me the message…Burn him! It's me and ... message…Burn him! It's me and you motha fucka just me and you I'll put trademarks around ya fucking eyes!' Seven figure pay-outs blue prints is laid out New endeavors for more cheddar then w ... rom

75 14.West Side Story: Gee Officer Krupke rupke Hey you! Action Who me Officer Krupke? Krupke Yeah ... e Officer Krupke? Krupke Yeah you. Gimme one good reason for not draggin' ... good reason for not draggin' you down to the station ya punk! Dear... Kindly Sergeant Krupke ... ear... Kindly Sergeant Krupke You've gotta understand it's just our bringin' upke that gets us out of hand. Our mothers all ... out of hand. Our mothers all are junkies our fathers all are drunks. Golly! Moses! Naturally

76 26.Jerkit Circus -暫存26.Jerkit Circus作詞 Ronald R. Brooks David R. Elliot E Iii Humphrey GregoryJacobs Well ain't but two kind Them that do and them that ... fter two rounds of action But you got to bust three like Paxon So you go off and you join theJerkit Circus Work it like you knock a bag that's satisfaction So let's talk about this and that I'm a freaky deak player But I'm sc ... freaky deak player But I'm scared that it might be wack it might hurt m

77 16.Good As Gone wrong why are you so nervous For someone who was such a jerk.Your big head is suddenly deflated Causeyou thought that you had the wheel. This time I'm the one who's leaving The tables will be turning now. ... e tables will be turning now. You had me spun but look who's coming undone. Now I'm good good good as gone I was right right that ... s gone I was right right that you were so wrong. But it's to late now to try and get me back. ... e

78 6.Tearjerker 6.Tearjerker You are such a jerk You are a tearjerker You don't need a girlfriend You need a social worker She's waiting at the airport ... She's waiting at the airport You're in your hotel room With somebody who doesn't know ... ith somebody who doesn't know you Everybody always knew The game that you were playing You were fooling no one So we're glad thyou are paying But still she'

79 27.Let Me Watch nna watch you do it to him Do you boys mind if I just stay and watch You're both so hot and all I'll just um I don't know I might ... just um I don't know I might jerk off over here to the side I want to watch ... e to the side I want to watch you do it him You boys are hot It looks like paradise You don't have to leave Keep on going Kiss him Come on boys Put on a show A couple's lust for one another Might simply be too overpo ... touch it kiss

80 5.As Others See Us s but did you think they would help us? No it's not in their interest; freedom's not what they want The change in their life style would destr ... d on distraction well see for yourself They make millions profit now who's on what side? Do ... it now who's on what side? Do you see them lift a finger as the starving victims die? Some people tried to change things tried to clear out all the shit Big bosse ... y must not exist! Fuck off if you don't want to help that's the

81 1.C Is for Lettuce stened to you bitch I've listened to you whine But you couscous-eating yuppie jerks have gone too far this time! Your kids are getting fatter and the outlook's rather bleak Despite ... utlook's rather bleak Despite you putting them on three fad diets every week So do ... ee fad diets every week So do you take the blame and make a change at home? No dammit ... e a change at home? No dammit you're American! You're born to bitch and mo

82 3.Fuckhead r> I know you It just won't work Making you believe can be so hard You look like a jerk Making you believe can be so hard And do you know Maybe you just don't wanna know That you're such a fuckhead Would you excuse me please And now it seems you are alone You thought it'd work but it just won't Baby why not stuff ... just won't Baby why not stuff your head instead You couldn't do worse than you've d

83 4.Shirt Sleeves anna be a jerk but I gotta go to work And I need some new shirt sleeves I need some new shirt sleeves ... I need some new shirt sleeves You did a great job with these You did a great job with the-EEEEESE The job ... job with the-EEEEESE The job you did with these deserves some champagne I'd like to proclaim that ... gne I'd like to proclaim that you're the best in the game I'm gonna spread ... in the game I'm gonna spread your name- OH NO! I've done it

84 4.Reason was with you I really felt I was in heaven It was with ... t I was in heaven It was with you I had my greatest time When I was at the bottom ... time When I was at the bottom you picked me up and made me shine We were amazing together and it was us But the last time together all we did was discuss So now i ... all alone Trying to call but you never pick up your phone You got always time for others and i'm the one that ... r others and i'm the one that (|

85 4.Movin' Like Richard Hey girl! You checking out my brow boo? Well that's cool cause I'm checking out ... s cool cause I'm checking out yours to. After this you gonna want me yeah you know it's true. I'll be by your side forever call me pikachu. You got a boyfriend? Well that's soon to be though. All ... that's soon to be though. All you gotta do is watch me dance with my crew. Tell ... h me dance with my crew. Tell your boy that your came down with the flu. W

86 1.HypnicJerk r>1.HypnicJerk The average person spends22 years of their life asleep. One third of ... eir life asleep. One third of your life will be wasted. You'll lie in an unconscious catatonic state and sleep ... ous catatonic state and sleep your life away. What if you could take those years back? The desire to dream is primordial. Some evolutionary process has instilled life on this planet with ... n with confusing side effects such as finding evidence of thing

87 4.Bite Marks Yeah It's your boy bad credit. Kavy. I'ma hand over the mic to my boyJ to the O. And he's about to open a can of verbal whoop ass. On ... a can of verbal whoop ass. On you slow ass niggas who don't even know how to count a bar. One measure nigga. I'ma let this nigga rip on y'all real quick man. Hone ... 'all real quick man. Honestly You! Don't want it with me at least not lyrically. ... th me at least not lyrically. You don't have the saliva needed to spit with me. ..

88 3.The Life I've Been Looking For ground in such a rushjust wish this day was at end than I get to work Oh the day's begun and I do my best but it seems it4s never enough It us ... worktired of all the fucking jerksi wanna spent some time with my manbut he4s allways tired... has to do something elseso I eat my dinner all by myself he4s not ... etimes we act as if we don't carewhat kind of life are we living? Struggle here I struggle there maybe we should start to sh ... re maybe we should start to sh(|

89 9.Waiting for the Clouds t a doubt such a rare task Finding it hard to grin or justare laughs So you vent when that drum hat and snare clash No plan B plan A is weak. Mentally and physically drained And ... ly and physically drained And you can't sleep. Rent's a month overdue as of last week A shadow of ... e as of last week A shadow of your future self below a vast peak While people walk past like they can't speak Ignored coz without rich shit ... Ignored coz without rich s

90 5.You're vs. Your l-暫存5.You're vs. Your2 braiiiiinz Idiots. there's lots of em I wish that I could open up their brain and press the stop button They're all dummie ... ith them is harmful like a cigarette You try to outsmart these stupid jerks but you never win Cuz lately their idiocy is worse than it's ever been ... is worse than it's ever been You better get your band-aids your bastard My tongue is like a fan-blade but faster I'm kickin a devi

91 11.Hearing Voices in One's Head r> I know you I know all about you You see things that other people don't see And it makes ... people don't see And it makes you nervous If your hands would stop shaking You'd wipe the cold sweat off your brow It's hard for you to think But you don't need to very much Because the voices in ... ry much Because the voices in your head Usually tell you what to do You consider yourself to be invisible And it's true in a

92 2.Older Crowd bass for your face Yes I can hold it down These kids ... I can hold it down These kids are such a disgrace I need an older crowd Mental stimulation Voter Registration Patches on my elbows Match the colors of my cords Feelin ... pen mic perhaps a slam Don't care where I need to jam Grab your purse and clip-on earrings Sorry I'm so commandeering Air in tires and tank's got petrol Acting weird cause I was let go Say I' ... them that I'm goldenJam while jerks c

93 8.Wireless Sexless and Soulless er breast You'd think this rebuilt engine would never be second guessed But perfection is betrayed with her caller ID It's a nine hundred numb ... r but the first hundred years are free All this clockwork cock-jerk sex just ain't sexy. Oh I can see her beauty's beast Feel the scales behind the silk Hear the ring tone's s.o.s. Taste Coca Col ... shamelessly scripted kiss No you'll never get rug burns and love bites from this sexless breeder She's just a hydroponic carrot

94 9.Academy Fight Song- Live om Ask me jerky questions Don't mean what you say Immaculate protection Play by the rules So close to the vest Hope that all's not lost And this is not a waste Stay just as f ... ust as far from me As me from you Make sure that you are sure Of everything I do'Cause I'm not not not not not not not not ... t not not not not not not not Your academy Your academy The halls smell like piss The rooms ... lls smell like piss The rooms are underlit Stil

95 14.Tell Another One r One You put me in a tough spot assuming That I think just like ... suming That I think just like you do I'm not your idiot Won't eat the racist crap you spew and you put Me in a rough spot'cause I didn't really want to Walk all the way home but I shoulda said something Instead I just sat there ... just sat there and got pissed You're such a racist piece of this is where I Say what a ... of this is where I Say what a jerk you are(!

96 6.Every Time You Stifle a Sneeze very Time You Stifle a Sneeze Every time you stifle a sneeze the force of the sneeze cannot simply disappear from existence. It must manifest elsewhere often causing a small ... ew soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance in t ... award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in m

97 7.Black and Blue o long to you now There's an audience calling So take ... s an audience calling So take your final bow As the curtain is falling down Swallow me down like a pill So surreal ... e down like a pill So surreal Such a charming distraction To hollow me out like a drill What a thrill What a knee- ... ill What a thrill What a knee-jerk reaction So long to get out Now the worst is behind us So meet me somewhere loud Where emotion can't find us'Cause I don't want ... s broken u

98 1.Charles arles Your time on earth as a bully is about to officially expire cause' ... t to officially expire cause' you've been targeted for destruction by dis raps for hire I hear ... n by dis raps for hire I hear you've been a dick to your brother sharpietwintip Well EpicLloyd's about to exact a little bit of his vengeance I promise ... it of his vengeance I promise Your gonna dislike everyone one of these comments Like ... ne one of these comments Like you

99 1.Nelson Mark Steven& Lucas(Dis Raps for Hire)[Season2][Episode3](feat. Zach Sherwin) bones in your neck Light up your coals! Heat up your stoves! Heads will roll! I'll bake a Nelson Mark Steven and Lucas casserole These four lame dudes all sing the same tune! These ... all sing the same tune! These aren't the worst bullies it's an acapella group! A quartet of maggots who ... oup! A quartet of maggots who aren't even worth talking to! Unless you're mockingly insulting them like i was brought to do! Ungodly large words huh?(pssh!) ... godly

100 2.Bet to Be Blonde om before you. Rigby Yeah right! Mordecai Hm! I beyou can't shoot that barrel. Rigby Oh yeah?(Rigby shoots the barrel unaw ... ?(Rigby shoots the barrel unaware that it will do more harm than good. It explodes and he ends up losing a life.) Rigby: Aw what? Mordecai:(Laughs) Don't shoot th ... shoot the barrels man! I bet you can't get that power-up.(Rigby gets the'power-up' but it turns out that Mordecai tricked him once again.) Mordecai:(Laughs) I ca ... ecai:(Laughs)