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You're Not the Only Bear I Fisted
I wore my leather chaps to the Eagle
The bouncer said, 'Queen, you aren't legal.'
So I said, 'No really, I'm 29
and if you let me in, I can do you from behind.'
The bouncer said, 'Boy, you wanna top me?
I'm huge and hairy, can't you see?'
'Just drop your pants, Sir,' I insisted
'You're not the only bear I fisted.'
You say I'm limp-wristed
But you're not the only bear I fisted! You say I'm limp-wristed
But you're not the only bear I fisted!
I wore my vinyl suit to the Cock
Some guy said I looked like Dr. Spock
That flaming trekkie was cute but snotty
So I said, 'Bend over and I'll beam you up, Scotty.'
He looked at my crotch and said, 'You don't have the power,
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You must live long to prosper from a golden shower.'
I said, 'Don't get your boxers twisted,
You're not the only bear I fisted.'
You say I'm limp-wristed
But you're not the only bear I fisted! You say I'm limp-wristed
But you're not the only bear I fisted!
I wore my skinny jeans to the Phoenix
Some furry guy said, 'You don't have a penis.'
'Sure I do, but whatever, let's not talk semantics
Take off your clothes and I'll get my hand slick.'
So he took out his dick and I said, 'No, turn around.'
And I got out a glove and lube by the pound.
He growled and he roared and his glasses got misted.
He's not the only bear I fisted.
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