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Brian Regan
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You Too & Stuff
Announcer：Ladies and Gentlemen, Brian Regan!：Cheering：
Brian：Alright, How ya doin' folks?：Feedback：
It's like you're al sittin' there, 'Hey pal, you got some jokes?'：Laughing：
'Why don't you start crankin' 'em out, circus boy?：Laughing：
It's good to be here.
Just tryin' to go through life without looking stupid...: Laughing:
It's not workin' out too well...: Laughing:
Sometimes you'll say the wrong thing at the right time and feel stupid.
Somethin' like, 'You too!': Laughing:
I was gettin' out of a cab at the airport and the driver goes, 'Hey have a nice flight!'
'You tow!': Laughing:
'You too, you have a nice flight too, in case you ever fly someday.': Laughing:
'Don't even look at me, I'm a moron.': Laughing:
Don't know when to say the 'You too' phrase.: Laughing:
Can't handle it.: Laughing:
I never learn, you know. A waitress will bring my meal. 'Hey, enjoy your meal.'
'You tow!': Laughing:
'But you don't have one, do ya? I'm a dufus!': Laughing:
'If you do eat, enjoy it when you eat it if you have a break or something, later!': Laughing:
'If you get an opportunity, that's all I'm tryin' to say!': Laughing:
'That's all that I'm drivin' at, really! If you think about it...': laughing:
'...That's all.': Laugihng:
You ever start to say somethin' and in the middle of what you're sayin' you decide to say somethin' else, completely?: Laughing:
You know, there's already words out there.: Laughing:
These friends were leaving the other day and I started to say, 'Hey, take care!' And I decided to say 'Good luck!' Instead like halfway through, you know.: Laughing:
So it came out neither, 'See you later, Brian!'
'Take... luck!': Laughing:
'Take luck and care... take... care of the luck. Good luck take care of the... the luck that you might have.': Laughing:
'If you have luck, take it, care for it. Take luck care of it... when you take luck care of...': Brian shouting gibberish:: Laughing:
Be sure you're seein' them again...: Laughing:
'So how do you know that guy back ther, huh?': Laughing:
I'm always puttin' my foot in my mouth.
I don't stop to think, you know, 'Oh no, words are coming out! Oh no!': Laughing:
'I'm not thinkin' of what I said!': Laughing:
Like I met this woman recently, I could've sworn she was pregnant. Let me tell ya.: Crowd 'Aw's:
I know now...: Laughing:
I think the rule is, 'Don't guess at that, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...': Laughing:
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Somethin' like that. When you have enough 'evers' memorized, you know?
So I say, 'Hey, when's that BA-by due?!'
You ever feel a word coming out but it's to late to stop it?: Laughing:
It's... it's comin' out and loud, 'Oh hey when's that BA-by due?! BABY?!': Laughing:
'What baby?': Weird Authentic Brian Regan Sounds:: Laughing:
'At the zoo! That... the pandas!': Laughing:
'The neigbors are tryin' to have one, you know. Thought we'd talk about. Talk about the... fluffy zoo animals. I hear they get them over there, you can... you know, look at 'em...': Laughing:
'If you want... touch 'em...': Laughing:
Have you ever guessed somebody's gender wrong? 'Cause no recoverin' from that!': Laughing:
You just gotta move on 'cause you aint wrigglin' outta nothin', ya know?: Laughing:
'Hey uh, excuse me sir?'
'Ma'am!'
'Ok!': Laughing:
'Ok, bye! Bye human!': Laughing:
'Bye, person!
Nice to meet you, individual!': Laughing:
I can't remember names...
And I'm always tryin' to do the nickname thing to get out of it, everybody knows what you're tryin' to pull, you know?
'Hey... Buckaroo?...': Laughing:
'My name's not Buckaroo.'
'Sure, sure it is, Pardner?...': Laughing:
Some people get really upset if you get their names wrong,
especially is they have a name that's similar to another name.
Carolin and Caroline.
They got a thing about that, man.
Don't get that wrong, 'cause they're gonna drill ya!: Laughing:
'Hey Carol... in?'
'It's CaroLINE. It's CaroLINE Brian...': Laughing:
'It's BriON!': Laughing:
'Yes, my name is BRION! It's very hard to say my name correctly!': Laughing:
'Cause my name is BRIONNGA!': Laughing:
Can you say that? Very few can...
Correctly.: Laughing:
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