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The 1.5 Song
We waited and waited for 1.8
-it did not dissapoint us in da least-
Dis is da longest change list I ever did saw
So let's start below under da sea
Put on your depth strider boots and lets swim
Into da brand new ocean monument
Full of prismarine, sea lanterns, and working sponge
Can't forget about dem evil guardians
Ooooh! Now ye know, spikes shoot out of dese guys!
Ooooh! Now ye know, watch out for dem laser beam eyes!
(PEW PEW PEW)
Hoist up dem banners! And dry out dat sponge!
Check out da new fence and doors
Dere's diorite, adesite, granite, ENDERMITES!
And armor stands. Need I say more? (YES YOU DO!)
Ooooh! Now ye know, dere's new skins and now dere's Alex
Ooooh! land ho!, You can see furder with 32 render distance
Put colored glass on beacons - color the sky
Put buttons under blocks - make reach you high
Creeper / spider shaders make you fly
Oh yeah. OH yeah!
Spectator mode gonna make ya clip through
Click players and mobs to see their point of view
Alternate blocks and block models for you. It's true!
It's true!
Of course, coarse dirt
Red sand and sand stone
Iron trap door
Glowing world borders too!
Better FPS. Arrange server lists
Cobble spawns under gravel roads
Difficulty is per world now
And check out the new debug mode
You can craft all the stone bricks
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And even mossy cobble
Have you seen the new statistics?
Repairs are less but exponential
Activator rails gonna kick you out
Item frames rotate round and round and round
Comparators know which way they go. They know. They know
Daylight sensors will now invert
Right-click with spawn eggs to change a spawner
Dispense a pumpkin or a wither skull oh no. OH No!!!!
Barrier block
Improved player list
New achievement
Mutton from sheep - finally!
Now first let's take a break to make sure that we get it all
Enchantment's made a change to make you use a few levels
Minimum levels stayed the same but now you lapis
Leveling takes longer but, hey, that's what it is
Villagers now pick and grow, all their own crops, just don't
Be around them if lightning strikes them in the head
The switch is not a glitch, no, he really is a witch
Which will end up kinda badly, someone will be dead
Speed up baby animal growth with the feed they need to breed
Trading with villagers will now gift you some xp
New customizable world types, the presets are pretty tight
A ton of new commands for you to do just what you do
This update shoulda been called something better than what it's named
The Bountiful Update's cool but it misses the common theme
I bet you haven't seen the theme it's hidden between some lines
Some lines I'll now denote to note to show you where it lies
Rabbit's give you rabbit's foot, cooked rabbit, and stew
The new Potions of leaping, you know just what they'll do
Add on top a slime block, climb on top and jump off
And now we have the bouncy update explained from me to you
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