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Bart Baker
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Applause Parody
Remember when I used to not totally suck?
My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up.
But then I lost my damn mind, now I am in a bird cage.
I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane.
[Bridge]
I combined art and pop and made a flop,
Don't let your children watch this,
it will scare the poor things shitless.
I need attention constantly,
[Miley Cyrus portrayed by Bart Baker]Same with me!
[Amanda Bynes portrayed by Shane Dawson]And me!
[Justin Bieber portrayed by Bart Baker]And me, swag! [Spits on ground]
I've covered myself in blood,
I've worn a meat dress,
I've even convinced the world I had a penis.
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks,
Instead of focusing on making good music.
All the stuff I do is for the fame,
like making a whole CD exploiting the gays.
I think I'm god's gift to the human race
Now watch me smear random shit all over my face
I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
One second I'm a woman suddenly I am a swan
You have no freakin' idea how many drugs I am on
(A lot)
I am the definition of egotistic
She's right I just looked it up and it shows her pic
I'm so conceited and smug I eat my own shit
Then I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss
Everyone clap for me
Yes that is it!
Now you're all under my spell I am a fame witch!
[Backup Dancers]Gaga you're amazing, a true genius.
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless.
[Gaga]Yes, it's working.
I'm transforming, into a true fame monster!
Soon I will rule all the earth.
[Male backup dancer]Hey look, isn't that Madonna?
[Madonna]Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause.
She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly.
I was the first attention whore.
Now it's time to end this war!
Look at my magical jugs they'll see you free.
Stop giving Gaga your love.
Save it for me.
[Gaga]Don't listen to Madonna! Keep on clapping.
[Male backup dancer]Actually we've had enough, you're getting boring.
[Madonna]The whole world's sick of you, check this headline.
[Female backup dancer]Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times.
[Madonna]Sorry Gaga, you're through.
[Gaga]No this can't be!
Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me!
Oh no, what's happening?
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