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Del The Funky Homosapien
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If You Must
Lyricist：Teren Delvon Jones
It's important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I'm 'bout to get into some shit that I've seen
This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream
They say, don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
Sittin' too close to him it burned [unverified]like my eyes sting
I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of breath on him
Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum, gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
'Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in a bus station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing, head to toe B.O.
He didn't know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread and fungus
Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers
Girls let the guy you were with [unverified]
So guys take your cue from this number
You gotta wash your ass if you must
You gotta wash your hair if you must
You gotta brush your teeth if you must
Or else you'll be funky
You gotta wash your ass if you must
You gotta wash your hair if you must
You gotta brush your teeth if you must
Or else you'll be funky
Now at class you need total concentration
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But there's kids in the back holdin' conversations
Crackin' on each other and neither were poster boys
Both of 'em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast and Joy, they leave their absence
One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
I was laughin' then his friend raised his tone
And said, 'Bud [unverified]you rolled all over yourself', yeah
I know some people your ass should be submerged
Like you need to deal with water 'cuz you smell like a turd
Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well, look it up and while you're at it
Get a cup and squeeze the sweat out
Your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
You get our vote for most stinkiest
That nigga started thinkin' of shit
Said I was frail, I said he was stale
Underarms is ripe, undergarments tight
About to leap out your holy sweats
And we holdin' bets and after this
I'm gonna collect, nigga check yourself
Respect yourself and wash your
Mothafuckin' body 'fore your sweatshirt melt
Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
The funk got you captive, you don't need a map bitch
You gotta wash your ass if you must
You gotta wash your hair if you must
You gotta brush your teeth if you must
Or else you'll be funky
You gotta wash your ass if you must
You gotta wash your hair if you must
You gotta brush your teeth if you must
Or else you'll be funky
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