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Dan Bull( Daniel G. L. Bull )
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I Wanna Put My Willy In GTA V
I hopped onto the net today,
Saw a link to the trailer for GTA
So straight away I pressed 'Play' and wait to be blown away.
I saw a couple walk through the mists on the beach.
You could instantly see the emmision of heat,
The sand on your feet
And wind from the Sea
Joggers run past on the Promenarde
Then the camera pans up long and hard
There's no mistaking it from the palms in the Valley: We're in LA
GTA: San Andreas
A familiar name to the badass players
But as beautiful as it is,
it could do with a couple of clips
Of gore galore, a Smauger's board
of footage of blood and crips
Popping some clips
That was one of the best things
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'Ey, is that Carlton from The Fresh Prince?
Loads of peeps on the hard streets
But no signs of a car thief
My god, I hope I actually get to drive a Wind Turbine
Sweet!
I couldn't give a fuck for a cropduster.
I wanna hit a cop with a knuckle-duster.
Don't psychoanalyze me;
In real life I'm quite nice, see?
I see Tai-Chi and exterminators
If replace Hot Coffee like a burgalator
Not prop-climbing and a driving range
Let's see more signs of guys in pain
I want an overload of action shots
Those moments happen lots
And are why we play GTA every day and simply cannot stop.
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