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Neil Cicierega( Lemon Demon )

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Neil Cicierega( Lemon Demon )

Holy Bison Beaks!

Well, I thought I'd write a little song,
so I wrote a little song.
Then I tried to write some lyrics,
But I didn't last too long.
So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff.
And I decided to keep on singing
'til I had had enough, but then I realized…

This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Selfential,
Catchy freakin' hook.
So I made the
All about how
This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Selfential hook.
And a guitar solo.

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay.
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Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
Oh, I know, let's do the, um, the bridge yeah. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?
Fine.
(music starts)
Oh.

Baby, tell me why,
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it,
It doesn't have a guard rail,
It doesn't even hold many cows.

This song is sort of caving in on itself,
And so it's going to end right now.
Right now.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… jinx!

  1. Special thanks to Baked Firecracker Chicken for correcting the lyric.