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Adam Sandler
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The Adventures Of The Cow
'And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch'
[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
[Cow：]Moo
'And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground'
[Plane sounds]
[M1:]Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it
[Cow:]Moo
[Ripcord sounds]
[Cow:]Moo,mrr
[Parachute opens]
[Cow:]Moow
[Thud]
'And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries'
[Cow opening paper bag]
[Cow:]Moo,moo
[Car screeches, and turns back around]
[Cow:]Mrr
'And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break
and then realises he can't swim'
[Cow walking towards pool, big splash]
[Cow:]Moo
[Crowd cheering]
[Cow:]Mrr,mrr
[Underwater moo]
'And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on'
[F1:]Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
[Cow:]Moo
[F1:]Uh uh uh, you can't touch that
[Cow:]Moo
[Bouncer:]Keep your hands off the girl
[Cow:]Moo
[Bouncer:]Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
[Cow:]Moo
[M2:]Hey watch it cow
'And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an obvious bad call'
[Tennis ball being hit]
[Farmer:]That was out
[Cow:]Moo
[Farmer:]Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
[Cow:]Moo
[Farmer:]By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out
[Cow:]Moo
[Farmer:]Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
[Cow:]Mrr
[Farmer:]You cannot see from that angle
[Cow:]Moo
'And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke'
[Phone rings, cow picks it up]
[Farmer:]Hello may I speak to the cow
[Cow:]Moo
[Farmer:]Hi, I'm a famous actor
[Cow:]Moo
[Farmer:]Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
[Cow:]Moo
[Farmer:]Why don't I make reservations?
[Cow:]Moo
[Farmer:]And why don't I tell you my real name?
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
[Cow:]Mrr
[Farmer:]Take that fatty
[Cow:]Mrr
[Slams down phone]
'And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle'
[Car sounds]
[Farmer:]Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
[Car hits farmer]
[Farmer:]Oooh
[Cow:]Mooooooooooooo
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