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Thrift Shop Parody
I'm on a pogo stick, gotta wear my helmet when I'm hoola hooping!
Hey I'm a lizard, got some hello kitty, GODZILLA VS. REPTAR!
Walking to my Jeep like whaddup I got a monkey!
I'm so happy, got some ponies from the toy store
I found a pink dog, then I opened my umbrella
It's 2 o'clock got to play day with Cinderella.
Dora teach me how to speak in Espanol.
Hello Kitty is going to let me rock 'n' roll.
I got some whole cans in the 302.
Then I found some human hands in a Pikachu.
Hey, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
So I grabbed the Bouncy Ball and threw it over my head.
I found the really angry bird, and then I tried to steal Fred.
These babies on the box make me really want to cry.
Or hit a golf ball straight into the sky.
Riding through the isles, getting dirty looks from guys.
Buying new flip-flops,
I think these are my size.
Hello there Sonic, they call me Spider Man.
I play with lightsabers and I live in Japan.
I slide through the store,
I have my belly like a penguin.
A zebra tried to fight me so I attacked with a platypus.
Then he came back and I blocked him with my shields.
I know how to fight,
I hate my knee.
Playing in a Sandbox disguised as a turtle, he'll eat you.
I'm on a pogo stick, gotta wear my helmet when I'm hoola hooping!
Hey I'm a lizard, got some hello kitty, GODZILLA VS. REPTAR.
I'm on a pogo stick, gotta wear my helmet when I'm hoola hooping!
Hey I'm a lizard, got some hello kitty, GODZILLA VS. REPTAR.
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So I grabbed the baby bottle and I gave it my cow.
He's really extra soft and he knows how to meow.
I'm riding on a train and it's taking me to Rome.
I even named my tricycle, Jerome.
People call me Josh, cause I think that's my name.
Have you ever ate a sandwich while playing Board game?
One Direction is my life and Barbie is my wife.
Get over here Ken, got a 100 bucks to spend.
I'm at the Toy Store having a really fun time;
I'm at the Toy Store having a really fun time,
Sobo is playing with Barbies,
Sobo is playing with Barbies.
I really want to go and eat KFC,
Everybody is going to come play with me at the Toy Store, at the Toy Store.
I don't like to be alone at the Toy Store, where are my friends, where are my birds,
I'm about to eat every single one of these eggs,
My mom just texted me to buy her a burger.
I'm at the Toy Store taking naps on the floor,
I need new socks to put in my drawer,
It's so empty, these socks are so hot.
I want this and I want that,
I'm looking for a cowboy hat
If I were a princess I buy this coupe,
My mother really likes to drink turtle soup.
I really like turtles, but come on I ain't sipping that,
When your range I turn into a house cat,
And if I get angry and be myself Pack, because we all know I'm secretly a vampire bat.
I'm on a pogo stick, gotta wear my helmet when I'm hoola hooping!
Hey I'm a lizard, got some hello kitty, GODZILLA VS. REPTAR.
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