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Trials and Tribulations

The Swiss Miss Girl made her fortune
Doing commercials on TV
But 'Easy come, easy go' was
Her philosophy
She spent all of her money
She was searching for some cash
So she went to her friend Capt 'n Crunch
Whom she'd met at a Hollywood bash

The second that he saw her
He said, 'I bet you're in need
Of some dough'
Perplexed and confused she asked him,
'Oh but Captain how did you know?'
Laughingly he responded,
'It was really just a lucky hunch'
With tears in her eyes she pleaded,
'Will you help me out Capt 'n Crunch?'

The trials and tribulations
Of the Swiss Miss Girl
She's got a famous reputation
And she's known throughout the world
But life's no bed of roses
She would change things if she could
She plans to make a brand new start
And move out of Hollywood

The Captain now was grinning
He felt he had her in the palm of his hand
He said, 'Darlin' you're a penniless woman
And I'm a wealthy man'
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You know the rules of the game by now
I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine
He said, 'Let me take you out
And we'll talk about this
Over a bottle of wine'

The Swiss Miss Girl was disgusted
And she smacked him right in his face
Then she took his hat
And she stamped on that
Just to put him in his place
But the old man was persistent
He would not be undaunted
The more that he'd been taunted
The more she turned him on

Then the Captain made a pass at the Swiss Miss Girl
Tryin' to show her his affection
She screamed for help And when she did...
Mr. Clean came to her protection

The trials and tribulations
Of the Swiss Miss Girl
She's got a famous reputation
And she's known throughout the world
But life's no bed of roses
She would change things if she could
She plans to make a brand new start
And move out of Hollywood




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Phish
Miscellaneous 1
Album songs
1.Alumni Blues
2.The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
3.Lizards
4.Tela
5.AC/DC Bag
6.Weekapaug
7.Sloth
8.Union Federal(Provided)
9.Guelah Papyrus
10.Avinu Malkenu
11.Twist
12.Big Black Furry Creature From Mars
13.Blue and Lonesome
14.Brother
15.Buffalo Bill
16.Carolina On My Mind
17.Colonel Forbin's Ascent Narrative - version1
18.Colonel Forbin's Ascent Narrative - version2
19.Cracklin' Rosie
20.The Curtain
21.Daniel Saw the Stone
22.Dear Mrs. Reagan
23.Destiny Unbound Modifications
24.Dog Log (or Doggone Dog)
25.Free Bird
26.Fuck Your Face
27.Halley's Comet ->
28.Harpua
29.Icculus
30.I Didn't Know
31.If I Only had a Brain
32.TV Show
33.Language Instructions
34.Love You
35.Loving Cup
36.McGrupp and the Watchful Hosemasters
37.My Mind's Got a Mind of its Own
38.Nellie Kane
39.N.I.C.U.
40.No Dogs Allowed
41.Old Home Place
42.Paul and Silas
43.Punch You In the Eye
44.Rockytop
45.Runaway Jim
46.Sanity
47.Trials and Tribulations (Modify)
48.Sleeping Monkey ->
49.Strange Design
50.Suzie Greenberg
51.Timber Ho!
52.The Landlady(Provided)
53.Uncle Pen
54.The Inlaw Josey Wales(Provided)
55.Esther (Alternate Version)
56.Bliss(Provided)
57.Sand
58.Marijuana
59.Anything but Me
60.Back on the Train
61.Sleep
62.Bitchin' Again
63.Bug
64.Carolina (or Carolina On My Mind)
65.Crimes Of The Mind
66.Dahlia
67.Destiny Unbound
68.Dirt
69.Driver
70.Eliza(Provided)
71.Faht(Provided)
72.Family Picture
73.Famous Mockingbird
74.First Tube(Provided)
75.Gotta Jibboo
76.Heavy Things
77.Introduction Narration
78.King of Nothing
79.Lllama
80.Lucy In The Subway
81.Magilla(Provided)
82.Mexican Cousin
83.Montana(Provided)
84.Ordinary Day
85.Pebbles And Marbles
86.Self
87.Revolution's Over
88.Round Room