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Eminem( Slim Shady )
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Big Weenie (Produced By Dr. Dre)
Lyricist：Mark Batson, Michael Elizondo, Marshall Mathers, Che Pope, Andre Young
I don't understand
Why are you being so mean?
You're a mean, mean man
You are just jealous of me 'cuz you
You just can't do what I do so instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say all kinds of really mean things
About me 'cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me
'Cuz I'm what you want to be so you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things 'cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes close 'em
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes we are going to explore
Into your mind to find out why you're so fuckin' jealous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? Kitty, ka ka, poo-poo
Psych, I'm kidding, I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
Okay, now I need your undivided attention, sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
From the moment that I enter into the room?
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned?
I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me, is it just because?
You are just jealous of me 'cuz you
You just can't do what I do so instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say all kinds of really mean things
About me 'cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me
'Cuz I'm what you want to be so you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things 'cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
Alright now I, I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something extremely important
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no, I didn't
That's just what you wanted to hear from me, is that I fucked up ain't it?
But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper
Doesn't take a bunch of takes or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth, okay? You're droolin', you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
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You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
You sir are on truth syrum
Marshall I'm so jealous of you, please say you won't tell nobody
I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified
That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
All these terrible, evil and awful mean things it's my own insecurity!
You are just jealous of me 'cuz you
You just can't do what I do so instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say all kinds of really mean things
About me 'cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me
'Cuz I'm what you want to be so you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things 'cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
Alright now we, we're going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
'Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?
Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance here?
Wait, let me put these sun glasses on, now look in this mirror
How about now? What do you have in common?
You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
You look like I sound like singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth, this is between me and you
I know you're not happy, I know you'd much rather see me lying
In the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball tweaked out of my mind dying
There's no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless
Why do we have to keep on going through this
This is torturous, my point is this
That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
Now I forgot what the chorus is, your just is
You are just jealous of me 'cuz you
You just can't do what I do so instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say all kinds of really mean things
About me 'cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just really jealous of me
'Cuz I'm what you want to be so you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things 'cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
[Incomprehensible]
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