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Barbra Streisand( Barbara Joan Streisand )

Miss Marmelstein

Lyricist:Harold Rome

Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein

Oh, why is it always Miss Marmelstein? Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein

Other girls get called by their first names right away
They get cozy intimate
Do you know what I mean?

And nobody calls me, 'Hey, baby doll', Miss Marmelstein
Or 'Honey dear', Miss Marmelstein, or 'Sweetie pie'
Miss Marmelstein

Even my first name would be preferable
Though it's terrible, it might be better, it's Yetta
Or perhaps my second name that's Tessye
Spelled T E S S Y E

But no, no, it's always Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein
You'd think at least Miss M. they could try
Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein
Oh, I could die

I'm a very willing secretary
Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate
Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment
It's great I mean simply great

But the aggravation of my situation
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I might as well get it off my chest, it's the drum appellation
Oh, pardon the big words I apply
But I was an English major at C.C.N.Y.

Drum appellation
With which I am persistently addressed
Persistently, perpetually, continually and inevitably addressed
Believe me, it could drive a person positively psychosomatic

Oh, why is it always Miss Marmelstein? Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein

Other girls get called by their nick names right away
Slightly naughty or risky
Do you know what I mean?

Nobody calls me,'Koo-chee-koo', Miss Marmelstein
Or 'Boobala', Miss Marmelstein, or 'Passion pie'
Even, 'Hey there, babe' thought not respectable, ain't so object able
It's kind of crummy but chummy

Of course if I got married, that would do it
So, where's the lucky guy?
Till then it still is Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein
Everyday I get more and more fast

Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein
Oh, I could bust





Barbra Streisand( Barbara Joan Streisand )
Just For The Record...
Album songs
1.1965 Emmy Awards(Provided)
2.1969 Academy Awards(Provided)
3.1977 Academy Awards(Provided)
4.A Good Man Is Hard To Find/some Of These Days
5.A Piece of Sky
6.A Quiet Thing / There Won't Be Trumpets
7.Be My Guest
8.Can You Tell The Moment?
9.Close To You
10.Don Rickles(Provided)
11.Funny Girl
12.God Bless The Child
13.Harold Arlen(Provided)
14.Hatikvah
15.have I Stayed Too Long At The Fair/look At That Face
16.Hello, Dolly!
17.House Of Flowers
18.I Can Do It(Provided)
19.If I Close My Eyes
20.I'm Always Chasing Rainbows
21.I'm the Greatest Star
22.Jule Styne(Provided)
23.Medley (from My Name Is Barbra, Two...)
24.Moon River
25.Over the Rainbow
26.My Name Is Barbra
27.Richard Rodgers(Provided)
28.Spring Can Really Hang You Up the Most
29.Theme From Nuts (end Credits)(Provided)
30.The Moon And I (demo)(Provided)
31.The Singer
32.Value
33.We've Only Just Begun
34.When You Gotta Go/in The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning(Provided)
35.Don't Rain On My Parade
36.People
37.Second Hand Rose
38.Since I Fell for You
39.A Sleepin' Bee
40.Cry Me a River
41.Happy Days Are Here Again
42.Keepin' Out Of Mischief Now
43.My Honey's Loving Arms
44.Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
45.Evergreen
46.He Touched Me
47.My Man
48.On a Clear Day (You Can See Forever)
49.The Way We Were
50.You Don't Bring Me Flowers
51.If I Loved You
52.Putting It Together
53.Crying Time
54.Sleep In Heavenly Peace (silent Night)
55.Guilty
56.Medley (from Color Me Barbra)
57.'Starting Here, Starting Now'
58.Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead
59.Lost Inside of You
60.Here We Are At Last
61.Stoney End
62.Between Yesterday And Tomorrow
63.I Hate Music(Provided)
64.I Know Him so Well
65.Miss Marmelstein (Modify)
66.Nobody's Heart (Belongs to Me)
67.'Papa, Can You Hear Me?'
68.Warm All Over
69.What Are You Doing the Rest of Your Life?
70.You'll Never Know (1955)
71.You're the Top
72.You Wanna Bet


Barbra Streisand( Barbara Joan Streisand )
All albums
> Walls
> Don't Lie To Me
> Encore:Movie Partners Sing Broadway
> Partners
> The Classic Christmas Album
> Back To Brooklyn
> Release Me
> 最愛 - 亞倫與瑪莉蓮之經典情歌簿(What Matters Most - Sings The Lyrics Of Alan And Marilyn Bergman)
> What Matters Most
> Way We Were
> 永恆情歌極精選(The Ultimate Collection)
> Barbra-the Concert
> Love is the Answer (Deluxe Edition)
> Duets
> The Fssential[世紀典藏]
> Christmas Memories
> A Love Like Ours
> Higher Ground
> The Concert Highlights
> The Concert
> Back To Broadway
> Just For The Record Highlights
> Yentl OST
> A Collection Greatest Hits
> Collection Greatest Hits
> Till I Loved You
> One Voice
> The Broadway Album
> Emotion
> Yentl
> Memories
> Guilty
> Wet
> Songbird
> Greatest Hits Vol 2
> Superman
> A Star Is Born
> Streisand Superman
> Classical Barbra
> Lazy Afternoon
> The Way We Were
> Butterfly
> Live Concert At The Forum
> Stoney End
> Barbra Joan Streisand
> On A Clear Day You Can See For
> Greatest Hits
> What About Today
> A Happening In Central Park
> Simply Streisand
> A Christmas Album
> Je M'appelle Barbra
> Color Me Barbra
> My Name Is Barbra Two
> My Name Is Barbra
> The Third Album
> People
> The Second Barbra Streisand Al
> The Barbra Streisand Album
> Pins And Needles
> Timeless: Live in Concert
> The Mirror Has Two Faces Soundtrack
> The Broadway Album / Back to Broadway
> Tell Him
> Star Is Born
> Remastered Hits
> Live In Concert 2006
> Just For The Record...
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